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Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread
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iannis
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Stop transferring bacteria.
This is how to greet people if you must
And you have to yell "See! Hi!" when you do it.
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Anyone that doesn't reply is met with a quick "AUSCHWEIS" also.
Can't be having sick people on the streets.
maskedmelon
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Uncut Dick Is Best Dick - A Hard Look at Privates
I. The Uncut Functional Advantage
Naturally occurring tissues of uncut dick allow it to glide in and out of itself enabling climax in thoroughly dry environments. The preserved tissues also serve as a natural gasket preserving lubricants in penetrative use (see the Uncut Ecological Edge).
II. The Uncut Ecological Edge
Uncut dick requires fewer resources to produce (none) and fewer resources expended in operational maintenance. Unlike dry-dick counterparts, surgical modification of uncut dick does not occur. Additionally the functionally advantageous tissues of uncut dick help to maintain optimal lubrication of orifices during penetration by preserving local lubricants - natural and artificial alike. This affords uncut dick a carbon footprint magnitudes tighter than cut counterparts.
III. The Uncut Aesthetic
Uncut dick may be worn modestly with the foreskin fully drawn like a Viking accentuating length, or with the foreskin partially retracted like a Samurai, for a bulkier look. Fully drawn, uncut dick slips smoothly between your lips, the little seam at the tip offering something for you to explore with your tongue, snuggling up to the glans inside.
I. The Uncut Functional Advantage
Naturally occurring tissues of uncut dick allow it to glide in and out of itself enabling climax in thoroughly dry environments. The preserved tissues also serve as a natural gasket preserving lubricants in penetrative use (see the Uncut Ecological Edge).
II. The Uncut Ecological Edge
Uncut dick requires fewer resources to produce (none) and fewer resources expended in operational maintenance. Unlike dry-dick counterparts, surgical modification of uncut dick does not occur. Additionally the functionally advantageous tissues of uncut dick help to maintain optimal lubrication of orifices during penetration by preserving local lubricants - natural and artificial alike. This affords uncut dick a carbon footprint magnitudes tighter than cut counterparts.
III. The Uncut Aesthetic
Uncut dick may be worn modestly with the foreskin fully drawn like a Viking accentuating length, or with the foreskin partially retracted like a Samurai, for a bulkier look. Fully drawn, uncut dick slips smoothly between your lips, the little seam at the tip offering something for you to explore with your tongue, snuggling up to the glans inside.
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DickTrickle
Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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Please don't break quarantineUncut Dick Is Best Dick - A Hard Look at Privates
I. The Uncut Functional Advantage
Naturally occurring tissues of uncut dick allow it to glide in and out of itself enabling climax in thoroughly dry environments. The preserved tissues also serve as a natural gasket preserving lubricants in penetrative use (see the Uncut Ecological Edge).
II. The Uncut Ecological Edge
Uncut dick requires fewer resources to produce (none) and fewer resources expended in operational maintenance. Unlike dry-dick counterparts, surgical modification of uncut dick does not occur. Additionally the functionally advantageous tissues of uncut dick help to maintain optimal lubrication of orifices during penetration by preserving local lubricants - natural and artificial alike. This affords uncut dick a carbon footprint magnitudes tighter than cut counterparts.
III. The Uncut Aesthetic
Uncut dick may be worn modestly with the foreskin fully drawn like a Viking accentuating length, or with the foreskin partially retracted like a Samurai, for a bulkier look. Fully drawn, uncut dick slips smoothly between your lips, the little seam at the tip offering something for you to explore with your tongue, snuggling up to the glans inside.
maskedmelon
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It is too late, you have already been exposed.
Look here though, Trickles. Don’t get all rustled Mr. Angry Dudeman. Being cut doesn’t make you subhuman. It just means you are functionally and environmentally inferior while enjoying less aesthetic flexibility. That’s all.
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DickTrickle
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Vanessa
Uncle Tanya
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I don't consider you retarded. You ARE retarded. Get that distinction straight.
Care for proof?
Read your quote above. This is the "Bruh, I bet I can bench more than you" type of idiocy that we've been mocking here for over 20 years. To even SAY what you said is... well... retarded.
You've done nothing but have a track record here of making bullshit claims about me for months on end and cannot post a single shred of proof backing up your claims but you're telling ME I need humility? Fuck off tardking.
I don't stack boxes but I do love my job, thanks.
Her pretty head. (literal answers are literal)What’s in the box,Vanessa ?
Loss's dick. (punny answers are punny)
I want you to be SSSniperwolf so badly, but I feel you're probably this guy instead:
Yeah Booze, I very much believe this too because you've had such a strong track record of being medically factually accurate.
Oh you trolling bitch you haha... I meant infection due to smegma getting trapped between the skin easier with uncut dicks... I think I read somewhere a loooong time ago uncut dicks are more prone to that infection by trapping more bacteria and such... has nothing to do with viral infections caused by transmission by coughing / sneezing.
Like... duh girl.
I mean... sigh... you know I love you MM but,
If this:
Is more attractive to you than this:
Then we are mortal enemies who should test whether dual-wielding bats or shovels is more lethal.
Before any closeted homos get uptight about me posting cocks, just realize that I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to post cocks and actually say one cock is more attractive than another and still not want another guys dick near me. Are you?
Corona Nessa update:
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine- 1
maskedmelon
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mods please ban Nessa for dox.
I mean... sigh... you know I love you MM but,
If this:
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Is more attractive to you than this:
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Then we are mortal enemies who should test whether dual-wielding bats or shovels is more lethal.
Before any closeted homos get uptight about me posting cocks, just realize that I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to post cocks and actually say one cock is more attractive than another and still not want another guys dick near me. Are you?
Corona Nessa update:
This is like the worst false equivalency I’ve seen here yet. You can’t honestly compare limp hairy uncut dick to groomed cut dick at the ready. Not to mention, if you prefer the bold and exposed look, you can easily retract the sheath for a similar, but better look. You basically get the same thing, but like with a fleshy muffler about the neck ^^ AND the glans isn’t all desiccated. It’s about aesthetic flexibility and functional superiority.
stay sweet love
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maskedmelon
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super gay posts you two. we’re talking about dicks here. please keep your faggy politik talk in the thread about that dumb stuff.
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Vanessa
Uncle Tanya
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Doh! But what did I dox... you being the simpboy or you being SSSniperwolf?
I'm a regular Goebbels when it comes to master propagandist.
maskedmelon
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i dunno who sniperwolf is. i was referring to you posting that picture of me up there.
Gorbbels was uncut.
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Izo
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True, true. Speaking of which, didn’t Trump just concede to the taliban in afghanistan? Or does Democracy reign there now?
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