Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

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Gavinmad

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Her nude photo's that she probably sent your are your business. And they need to be mine
She talked about sending me them, I stopped her and confronted her about her self-esteem issues. I mean I'm not a psychologist or anything, but it's not the first chick I've known who felt like she had to send nude pictures to get approval, so I just handled it the same way.

If you stick your dick in someone, this is about the dumbest thing you can believe.
Well, what I really meant to say is that there are no 35 other guys. And I wouldn't jump into a physical relationship with someone without recent STD tests anyway.
 

Fezziwig

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Cool. A new circle of hell has been uncovered. Dante would be proud.

And now, I can't get that fucking Rivervale music out of my head, damn you all...
 

Grumpus

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Nudes saved in the meantime
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I never back up any work that I do on my computer.

I do however back up nudes of people I know. Internet and real life.

I need to re-evaluate my priorities...
 

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She talked about sending me them, I stopped her and confronted her about her self-esteem issues. I mean I'm not a psychologist or anything, but it's not the first chick I've known who felt like she had to send nude pictures to get approval, so I just handled it the same way.
 

kegkilla

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She talked about sending me them, I stopped her and confronted her about her self-esteem issues. I mean I'm not a psychologist or anything, but it's not the first chick I've known who felt like she had to send nude pictures to get approval, so I just handled it the same way.



Well, what I really meant to say is that there are no 35 other guys. And I wouldn't jump into a physical relationship with someone without recent STD tests anyway.
rolf

how much money have you sent her?
 
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She talked about sending me them, I stopped her and confronted her about her self-esteem issues. I mean I'm not a psychologist or anything, but it's not the first chick I've known who felt like she had to send nude pictures to get approval, so I just handled it the same way.

Well, what I really meant to say is that there are no 35 other guys. And I wouldn't jump into a physical relationship with someone without recent STD tests anyway.
nice try bro, I am calling it now.

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well played tho.
 

Gavinmad

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Wow, which twilight book did you two read together that made you say something like that?
Did you really have to stoop *THAT* low? Fuckin Twilight? Seriously?

But yeah, even if she was just ripping some other dudes off and stringing them along for cash, she knows she can't do that with me. She wants me for me, because that's all I have. Might sound sappy but that's how life goes sometimes.
 

Chanur

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Yeah you cannot trust anything Gav says I am an idiot for even responding.
 

Grumpus

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Did you really have to stoop *THAT* low? Fuckin Twilight? Seriously?

But yeah, even if she was just ripping some other dudes off and stringing them along for cash, she knows she can't do that with me. She wants me for me, because that's all I have. Might sound sappy but that's how life goes sometimes.
More full of shit than my toilette, and I just took a massive dook in it.
 
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