What Does Your Car Say About You? (The Car Thread)
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Daidraco
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Maybe! But I saw plenty of those in Alaska and Canada. Id say wildman/mountain man kind of vehicle.
ZR1 or Z06?Both my cars.
I'll bet that thing is fun to drive with that LSX putting down 550 to the wheels.
Cad
scientia potentia est
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You're right. I didn't even bother to read that. I don't know much about corvettes but I do know about that classic style push-rod V8 heart that makes it scoot.
Yeah i thought puppies and ice cream inside was a bit much. Now its all black with dark tint on the windows so pretty low profile
Gorehack
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Actually he's a disabled Vietnam vet, retired AF after 20 years...and he voted for Obama. But he does get crotchety.
Burren
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Apparently you don't even know that much, since it most definitely does not have "550 at the wheels" and is not an LSX, but an LS3. Also, go fuck your mother, for good measure (trying to hit all bases here; I'm sure I'll think of more).
Sutekh
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Mother fucker no one cares who/what you actually are. It's called satire.Actually he's a disabled Vietnam vet, retired AF after 20 years...and he voted for Obama. But he does get crotchety.
Very fit and bald with a beard. You are obsessed with proving how manly you are. When asked if you would rather fight one-hundred duck sized horses or one horse sized duck, you would reply with one hundred horse sized ducks with one arm tied behind your back. This would grab peoples attention, and most of them would be fairly confident that you could pull this off. During the first wave you get your ass stomped into the ground and everyone is extremely embarrassed for you. You would have sort of excuse and people would generally buy into it.
1970 Mach 1 with a 357 Cleveland. Was one of my first cars.
This is my current car. '10 Dodge charger
EDIT: rage quits the entire internet like a pussy for no apparent good reason
The fucking asshole that passes people in the right lane and thinks it's okayThis is my beater/need to haul things around vehicle. 2004 F150 FX4
This is my daily driver, 2012 Mustang V6 Premium Package. I would have liked to have been able to afford the 5.0 but I am enjoying the V6, nice power and gets pretty good gas mileage around town.
it's not fucking okay and stop doing it, that is my fucking lane to be all slow and shit in go kill people in your fast lane you fucking dildo
Underpaid IT guy who loves what he does (in an annoying way) but hates the people he does it for. Complains to all of his coworkers how much of an asshole his boss is. Says he is going to put his foot down the next time his boss gives him shit. The next time his boss actually does give him shit you witness him eating it with a giant smile on his face. All talk.Google images but...
Daily driver '94 Toyota Camry
and fun project car '66 Mustang fastback
hahahaha, pontiac
Hardened construction worker. Uses a shitty dumbphone and cannot figure out T9word. Text message inbox is a bunch of mass-forwarded pics of tits, asses, and Obama is a American Inventor lololol messages. This person is also a knuckle-clicker. Whenever you encounter a touchscreen you use your second knuckle on your index finger to navigate. This is annoying as fuck to anyone that witnesses it, stop doing it.
You know what a "windbreaker" is and you wear one regularly. Also wear visors. Golf is actually something you consider to be fun. A member of a shitty corvette forum where you are a senior member and one of 3 people that actually post things. On the back of the Toyota there is a bumper sticker that says "my other car is a vette".Both my cars.
You look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. You don't do drugs though, which baffles most people who meet you. Likely the most awkward person in the world. I don't mean awkward as in stands around and is shy awkward -- I mean you do some seriously what the fuck type stuff. I'm picturing your entire family gathering to meet your sisters new baby, and you're the guy that sneezes on the little shit when they pass it to you.My '67 dodge
A class act. Tall, handsome, distinguished person. You dress well and exude a level of confidence that not many have. Extremely intelligent and no patience for anyone who wastes your time.2008 Audi S3 - It says I am soulless and godless
On the weekends you're that European weirdo from Super Troopers. You definitely want that mustache ride.