What tickles your pickle

Waking up to your girl giving you head and shoving a thumb up your butt.

LOL
well, i prefer she gives me head when waking up and i shove a thumb up her butt.

Getting a Beta invite to a game I don't recall applying for a Beta Key to.

Grilling a steak and a few packs of foil wrapped veggies after a long ass work day.

Pulling it off the grill because it "feels right" without cutting it open to check.

Walk back inside to find a 32oz frosty mug full of beer waiting on the table for me.

Cut open the steak to find it cooked perfectly. Seared on the outside and nice and pink in the middle.

Bliss

Don't know if it's been said but, taking the work boots off after a hot fucking day at work.

That feeling you get when you lay your head down on the pillow after your day. It's quiet and that feeling of the cool soft pillow just makes you happy.

and blowjobs.

I donno, can't fap to the guy in tights like some of you homos.

wantonsoup_sl said:

Don't know if it's been said but, taking the work boots off after a hot fucking day at work.

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This and every Friday when I'm cashing my paycheck.

When shit gets slow at work and my buddies and we get to chill out, quit fixing stupid ass computers, and just tell dick/fart jokes and troll each other for hours. And when you're funny enough at it your 50 year old female boss is laughing the hardest.

When you know you work at a place where you can be foul as shit and because you're funny and no one will say shit to you or get offended.

Hearing that PoE will eventually have hard core cut throat

Packages that finally show up.

Also, pretty much everything for the next few hours.

Nope, butIdid.

Clicking on Fedor's spoilers and seeing kittens

After a hard day's work, a hot shower with an ice cold beer

new book smell