These are all real, verbatim quotes from my 7yo in the past 24 hours.
"One time I was so constipated, like way worse than yesterday, and I was so constipated that my grandma had to put on gloves and dig in my BUTT"
"Whenever I have something bad or gross I find in my mouth, I just make the decision to finish eating it"
"Guess what? I've been bending down to look at my hanging poos"
