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Burren

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These are all real, verbatim quotes from my 7yo in the past 24 hours.


"One time I was so constipated, like way worse than yesterday, and I was so constipated that my grandma had to put on gloves and dig in my BUTT"

"Whenever I have something bad or gross I find in my mouth, I just make the decision to finish eating it"

"Guess what? I've been bending down to look at my hanging poos"
Have you tried a “special” school?
 
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Yea. It's a hefty chunk of my budget. Luckily she doesnt say that shit in class because is the type of special school with uniforms, not grape flavored walls.
 

Aldarion

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At the very minimum, it should be illegal for someone to require payment by check. Fuck that shit, as soon as there was any other method of payment available checks should have ended. You're standing at the grocery checkout with your wallet in hand, your debit card is in your wallet, but youre gonna write a check? No, fuck that, why is this still a thing?
 
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Kajiimagi

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At the very minimum, it should be illegal for someone to require payment by check. Fuck that shit, as soon as there was any other method of payment available checks should have ended. You're standing at the grocery checkout with your wallet in hand, your debit card is in your wallet, but youre gonna write a check? No, fuck that, why is this still a thing?
This backward ass town I live in has places that will only take a check. Or they charge YOU the 3% to use a credit card. When we moved here I cancelled my American Express as no one would accept it, so there was no reason to keep paying for it. I can get behind ending checks though. When we moved here we got some cute checks my wife liked (M&M's I think), we have not used more than 1 group of them , I think there are like 20 to a group? and we moved here 11 years ago.
 
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RobXIII

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At the very minimum, it should be illegal for someone to require payment by check. Fuck that shit, as soon as there was any other method of payment available checks should have ended. You're standing at the grocery checkout with your wallet in hand, your debit card is in your wallet, but youre gonna write a check? No, fuck that, why is this still a thing?

My mom wrote a check for one of the kids in a christmas card. Like, hourly wage speaking, it's not worth my time going to the bank for even 10x the amount she wrote. The apps don't work because it's the kiddos name on it. Who still does that?

/Yes they still have a landline and answer every call even while at the dinner table.

//95% of the calls are indeed scams

Shite, this is turning into the rustled thread. Merry Christmas :p
 
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Aldarion

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My mom wrote a check for one of the kids in a christmas card. Like, hourly wage speaking, it's not worth my time going to the bank for even 10x the amount she wrote. The apps don't work because it's the kiddos name on it. Who still does that?

/Yes they still have a landline and answer every call even while at the dinner table.

//95% of the calls are indeed scams

Shite, this is turning into the rustled thread. Merry Christmas :p
Such a boomer thing. My parents do that shit too. The phone rings and they will literally get up from the dinner table to go get it.

It doesnt even rustle me, I find it hilarious.

Whats worse is my inlaws. They'll answer their cell phone while still sitting at the table.
 
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Hoss

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At the very minimum, it should be illegal for someone to require payment by check. Fuck that shit, as soon as there was any other method of payment available checks should have ended. You're standing at the grocery checkout with your wallet in hand, your debit card is in your wallet, but youre gonna write a check? No, fuck that, why is this still a thing?

Who is requiring checks as payment? There was one time in my life when I had someone who would not take cash as payment. That was a city and I was trying to pay a traffic fine. They wouldn't take personal checks either though, I had to get a money order I think. But you're fulloshit checks are better than credit cards unless you're in the pocket of the big banks. I love it when a business lets me save another 3-6% by not paying with a credit card. The businesses that don't have discounts for cash/check are charging everyone that extra fee. Retailers get charged fees with debit cards too, but it's usually a per transaction fee instead of a %. The worst is the fake credit cards (debit cards with a visa or MC logo) because the retailers will often get charged both the credit and the debit fees.
 
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When I make a big purchase over $3k or so, I can't just put that on my debit card. Banks put a daily limit on that shit. But I can write a check for $15k when I go buy a new truck.
 
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My mom and my sisters are hanging out so they can see my sister's new baby boy. At 10pm last night, they sent a video where my sister is trying to squirt breast milk into a cup 4 feet away while they laugh their asses off.

My wife woke up and saw it, laughed her ass off and then said "I don't think your side of the family should hang out with my side of the family".
 
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Coming home from dinner and by accident see the first live rocket launch in my life

 
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In part of my never ending cascade of side quest hobbies... I am now also Haus - Beginner tier candlemaker.

All this started when my wife's favorite candle scent (Pumpkin Souffle from Anthropologie) was cancelled, so I wanted to see if i could recreate it. Since I already had wax melting stuff for lost wax metal casting (another hobby). That was easy....

But I think now that tinkering with scents from the candle place I have perfectly recreated "leather bound book library" in a candle, and I am unduly proud of myself for this accomplishment.
 
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