Just got back from filling my wifes tank, gas still over $3 gallon, and oil is cheap? They just taxing the fuck out of it now for no reason?
Not too terrible, considering inflation.
Just got back from filling my wifes tank, gas still over $3 gallon, and oil is cheap? They just taxing the fuck out of it now for no reason?
Damn that place sucks$4.99 here in California! Winning!

Wtf! Even when prices were at their worst, (I'm old, 3-4 years ago, not sure exactly) we didn't hit $5/gal. Holy crap!$4.99 here in California! Winning!
So i went out to dinner last night with this girl, her boyfriend and my wife. We were talking about music and what we listen to while we work, the type of work we can do while listening to podcasts vs music, etc etc.The mega hottie engineer we hired last month decided to take the desk that's right next to/shares a wall with my favorite shitter in the office. All the young guys stopped using it now. Lol.

Bro, lean into it. Establish dominance. When you walk out, look her right in the eye and say, "That was for you, toots." And give her the double finger guns.I'm never pooping at work again.


Bro, lean into it. Establish dominance. When you walk out, look her right in the eye and say, "That was for you, toots." And give her the double finger guns.

I had to read that twice.My wife and her boyfriend

Damn, how do you make the forum apply your dyslexia to quotes like that?!I had to read that twice.
Back when walk up ATMs were a more popular thing I used to say that the dork in front ot me was trying to get a small business loan through the ATM and taking half an hour or more.I was taking a dump earlier. The guy in the next stall was on the phone trying to get a loan. I almost felt bad for the courtesy flushes, but they had to be done.
Saw a comic once where the dude was doing a hostile take over at an ATM, so that's what I always used. What is this guy doing? A hostile takeover?Back when walk up ATMs were a more popular thing I used to say that the dork in front ot me was trying to get a small business loan through the ATM and taking half an hour or more.