Whats rustling your jimmies?

No backup?

Jait_sl said:

Someone in the next few weeks, somewhere in the world will say "It's not my fault that Taco Bell has a wrap stuffed with chili cheese fries. I have to eat to live!" Then they will rationalize their choice by ordering a 64oz diet drink.


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I do rationlize it, just not in the way you think I am. The thought process is more like - hey my fat ass is going to pound down 1500+ calories for lunch and I'd way rather have it in tortilla, meat and nacho cheese form than soda form.

Neki_sl said:

No backup?

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Not that kind of bug. The accounting system was suddenly putting everything into the default no matter what you entered and there was no way to know until after the fact. If I hadn't caught it in the next couple of days the owner would have been the first to discover it and Shagga would have chopped off our manhoods and fed them to goats. Okay not so much but it sure as hell would have been embarrassing.

But the real jimmy rustler was there I was, pissed at myself for not catching it sooner and explaining the nightmare to my boss, when Ms OneUp Constant Drama Controlling Bitch chimes in with "oh, yeah I noticed that Monday" WELL THEN FUCKING TELL SOMEONE YOU WORTHLESS CUNT WHAT THE FUCK

Very relevant.

Kreugen_sl said:

Not that kind of bug. The accounting system was suddenly putting everything into the default no matter what you entered and there was no way to know until after the fact. If I hadn't caught it in the next couple of days the owner would have been the first to discover it and Shagga would have chopped off our manhoods and fed them to goats. Okay not so much but it sure as hell would have been embarrassing.

But the real jimmy rustler was there I was, pissed at myself for not catching it sooner and explaining the nightmare to my boss, when Ms OneUp Constant Drama Controlling Bitch chimes in with "oh, yeah I noticed that Monday" WELL THEN FUCKING TELL SOMEONE YOU WORTHLESS CUNT WHAT THE FUCK

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I've had nothing to do this entire week and spend every day pretending like I'm working.

I got a couple. One is people that you know personally always referring to the their spouse as my wife or my husband. I could understand if i have no idea who you are and for whatever reason you are telling me about your spouse I've never met. But if i fucking know you and your wife just call her by her name for fucks sake she isn't an object.

Secondly my co worker just informed me his pregnant daughter quit work so she could get on welfare during her pregnancy and plans on returning to work after the state pays for the whole ordeal. And by the fucking way her husband could have added her to his insurance but they decided it would cost too much. Fuck all of you deadbeat fucks who refuse to work, I hope they have a special place in hell where you get sodomized by a jack hammer for all eternity.

Mind you this really pisses me off cause my son was born premature a few months ago and after insurance I've had to pay around six thousand dollars out of my own pocket.

/rustled

Deathwing_sl said:

If welfare is cheaper than insurance, you should get rustled at the insurance, not people exercising the cheaper option.

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Except, WE have to pay for the people abusing welfare.

His insurance would have been about 150 a month for a family plan. Then you figure her earnings for a minimum of six months she could have worked while pregnant. My wife Kim worked until the day she got hospitalized. Then figure in the lazy piece of shit will more than likely stay in the system after she gives birth. So you can add one more person you will be supporting with your taxes.

Hey hey hey, anywhere from nothing to a couple hundred of each of our dollars are going into welfare programs every year. We've earned the right to dictate that people on welfare be healthier than people not on it.

Jait_sl said:

Barber Middle School throws 12-year-olds breakfast away due to lack of funds

Jimmy Rustling to a whole new level. There is never a reason to humiliate and send a kid to class hungry, no matter how stupid or poor their parents may be. And I only add that caveat because the school claimed to send a written warning. DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. Feed that kid. We feed everyone in our fucking prisons. Feed the kids. FUCK.

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Sounds like they should take that "adult", place them back in 6th grade and let them work their way through school. Clearly, they did not learn the basic fundamentals of being an adult and could use a bit more schooling and life experience.

People who think you should just respect them without any real reason. Last time I checked respect was earned.

Idiots like Famm rustle my jimmies. Why u support stealin bro.

Tirant_sl said:

Idiots like Famm rustle my jimmies. Why u support stealin bro.

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I believe he's from that wretched hive of scum and villainy, Baltimore. So, yeah.