Sutekh
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Whats rustling your jimmies?
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free work or not, I have seen lawyers try to sue instead of pay, because they can and it doesn't cost them anything. I was doing work for a contractor, building a house for a husband and wife pair of lawyers, the contractor came out of retirement to build them their dream home because the husband was the son of his best friend. the day the punchlist was finished and keys were turned over, they served him papers suing him for everything under the sun so they wouldn't have to pay out the completion of the contract. I got paid and had no dog in the fight, but I offered to go back and burn the house down with them inside. I always am very wary of doing work for attorneys since then, I am sure I will get sued for refusing to work for one some day.
It's hard but let it go, 99% of things that come out of a lawyers mouth is posturing. Westboro Baptists Church level of trolling.
Eomer
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No, she was just a retard. Every time she passed me or I passed her I was staring at her, and every time she was staring straight ahead with her face 3 inches from the steering wheel with no awareness that someone was passing her or that she was passing someone.
Agenor
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People who buy something cheap that you know will break in no time, instead of paying for a better quality item, and paying more in the long run.
My s/o insisted on buying a far less expensive hand held shower head. Just couldn't see the point of dropping a few hundred dollars on something she could get for 79.99 at bed, bath, and beyond. After arguing that her shower head would be broken within 2 years, and getting no where with that, I let her dig her own grave.
I was wrong, it lasted 8 months.
My s/o insisted on buying a far less expensive hand held shower head. Just couldn't see the point of dropping a few hundred dollars on something she could get for 79.99 at bed, bath, and beyond. After arguing that her shower head would be broken within 2 years, and getting no where with that, I let her dig her own grave.
I was wrong, it lasted 8 months.
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Soygen
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Yeah, people driving like that almost never do it on purpose. They are usually just oblivious retards.
opiate82
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What is funny is that we get a lot of Canadians coming down to buy our milk where I live and this is a trade-mark Canadian driver move.
10 mph under the speed limit in the passing lane, 20mph over the speed limit in the slow lane. I always assumed they just couldn't figure out how to convert kph/mph so they just wait till someone passed them (on the right, because they never keep right except to pass despite the signs posted every five miles telling them to do so) then decided to speed up until they once again became worried they were going to get a ticket and slowed the fuck down again, in the passing lane, again.
opiate82
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WA, they come down because our milk is subsidized so it is much cheaper (same with gas). They go to Costco and load up as much milk (and gas) as they can fit in their trunk. They will then either freeze it or sell it to their neighbors.
There was a Facebook page that got up to like 10,000 likes from one town near a boarder crossing asking that there be "American Only" hours at the local Costco because the Canadians coming down made it such a cluster fuck. Made headlines on both sides of the boarder, many rustled jimmies over that page (it has since been taken down). I don't care much because they also buy my pizza.
When I was 16 my parents bought me old beater (1993 Prelude). Paid like 3k for it, then over the span of the next 2-3 years it was in the shop ALL THE DAMN TIME, they ended up dropping another 5k into it. Fucking sucks walking by your car to go to the school bus stop.
When my sister turned 16 3 years later my parents went "Well fuck that", bought her a brand new car to avoid the hassle. Jimmies are still mad rustled by it.
Calbiyum
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I'm going to have my jimmies rustled by the first person to come and call you greedy and spoiled because you complained about your car your parents bought you
Big Phoenix
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Seen the same shit happen to here driving to LA once, except they stayed in the left hand lane. Was in the right lane and would see these tards fly past me doing 90 or so and a few minutes later I would pass them.
Also saw a dude driving a honda with a integra badge on the back of the car
Calbiyum
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Haha that reminded me of when I saw some like really old car maybe a 1970s old mobile with the horse from the grill of a mustang on his car. I drive a mustang and my jimmies were unrustled as I found it funny/awesome
Enob
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That reminds me of a couple more driver related jimmy rustlings. When you're following someone and they're oblivious that their driving situation is about 3-5 seconds ahead of yours. My step-grandpa was having a garage sale and I was following my mom over there because I had no clue where the fuck he lived. You know that thing everyone does where say you're on a 2 lane road and you're coming up to a red light. There's cars ahead of you in your lane and not in the other so you switch lanes to be at the front of the red light. Well my mom does this 4-5 times in a 5 mile stretch while there's cars next to me so. Happened so often that I lost sight of her and had to call her to remind her she was leading me there and not to be a jackass on the road (paraphrased). Jimmies were rustled that day. The other being when you're following someone and they have a questionable yellow light so they floor it.
I wasn't some spoiled little bitch, I washed dishes, I made pizzas and folded tacos all throughout my teenage years. I just didn't like what essentially turned out to be a social experiment.