Whats rustling your jimmies?

Joeboo

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Fuck you, Angel Soft toilet paper

it's advertised as double-ply but it's so goddamn thin that I've used single-ply that is thicker. You can see your damn hand through it, it's so thin.

I think they god a good deal on some old machinery that was used to make gold-leaf paper, and started producing TP with it. Just worthless.
 

Big Phoenix

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01/28/2015 10:50 A.M. Package transferred to post office
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Fuck you UPS and your giving packages usps to deliver instead of you. two whole fucking days to transfer from you to usps? Fuck off. like the third time ive had this stupid shit happen.
 

Vaclav

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Father in law calls me to try to tech support his wireless printer - after walking him through a dozen things, I ask him to check the router... He managed to burn the cord on his wireless extended because he managed to not pay attention while using the toaster and apparently decided some cord would taste good melted onto his toast.
 

Joeboo

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What are a router and a toaster doing anywhere close to each other? That's like complaining about accidentally melting your toothbrush on the stove
 

Deathwing

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Bad toilet paper is the most jimmy rustling thing on earth. The entire reason I work at all is so I can afford the good toilet paper.
I was making a bad pun about having to wipe your balls after shitting. Because then, the toilet paper would be literally rustling your jimmies.
 

Vaclav

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What are a router and a toaster doing anywhere close to each other? That's like complaining about accidentally melting your toothbrush on the stove
Don't ask me, I set it up for him on a safe section of counter with no heat about a year ago - no clue what he's done with the organization since. Kitchen was the center of the area he needed coverage - and that counter (back then at least) was jars of flour and sugar plus some tupperware storage below it.

And it's a small place by my standards Hoss, but I think it's around 1800 sq ft or something - not an efficiency though - her parents declared bankruptcy a few years ago. Pretty much the failures of her wing of our family.
 

Aaron

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One shitty Gigabyte wireless laptop mouse and one shitty Gigabyte office mouse later I think I should take that as a lesson to just stick with Logitech mice. Seriously though, it rustles my jimmies when large tech companies don't seem to have the ability to figure out how to make a mouse with buttons that register every click, or a laser tracking system that's worse than the old ball mice.
 

Xequecal

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Yeah, I'm with skanda. Time for some real life trolling. Adjust the settings everytime she leaves the machine unattended. Unplug it. Figure out what breaker it's on and turn it off. Open the windows in her room.

Out of curiosity, how often does she go on these tirades? Is there any noticeable cycle to it?
She does it whenever anyone calls her on whatever she's complaining about today. She will very often complain about things where it's very obvious that she was the one at fault or out of line, but she seems to be completely incapable of comprehending it. Seriously, its like a mental block for her.

Like two weeks ago she came in and was like, "You wouldn't believe what driving here was like. My lane on the highway was ending and I had to get over, but the guy next to me wouldn't let me in! He KNEW I had to get in, but he wouldn't slow down and let me in! I was going 70 mph and running out of road, and he just SAT there next to me. Well, I wasn't going to put up with that, so I just turned the wheel and forced my way over. And he HONKED at me. Can you believe it? He HONKED at me! Unbelievable. He knew I had to go over, doesn't slow down, and then HONKS when I finally have no choice. I was tempted to show him my middle finger but I'm nice and don't do that anymore."

So, one of the employees is like, "Uh, why not slow down and just get in behind him?"

"No, no I don't need to slow down, he knew I needed to get in we were driving alongside a long time. I'm not just going to let someone who deliberately blocks people on the road get away with that behavior."

"So you just force your way in at 70 mph? That's insane."

Cue rant. "It's VERY STRESSFUL at home and I have to drive an hour to get here! My dog laid on me all night and I had to drive A WHOLE HOUR with my back hurting, let's see you drive perfect. You know I have to live by myself now and handle everything myself after my husband took everything, right? You didn't get kicked to the curb with nothing." (The rest of the rant goes similar to the last one.)
 

Xequecal

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She was actually fired from her last job because she exploded at the parking attendant, yelling at her and throwing things. How do we know this? Well, she told us. She can't seem to grasp that this behavior was not appropriate, and believes the attendant deserved it for moving her parking space a quarter mile further away.
 
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She was actually fired from her last job because she exploded at the parking attendant, yelling at her and throwing things. How do we know this? Well, she told us. She can't seem to grasp that this behavior was not appropriate, and believes the attendant deserved it for moving her parking space a quarter mile further away.
Had a recently hired co worker tell me he was fired from his last job because he blew up at his boss and his company's HR person and called them like.. fat and ugly etc, really weird personal insults

The whole time i was like "why would you ever tell me this..."
 

Jilariz_sl

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She was actually fired from her last job because she exploded at the parking attendant, yelling at her and throwing things. How do we know this? Well, she told us. She can't seem to grasp that this behavior was not appropriate, and believes the attendant deserved it for moving her parking space a quarter mile further away.
You guys have no balls. Do the right thing and force her into a court ordered anger management judgement.
 

karma

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The overabundance of the use of the word "hack". Our local high school has an advertisement for a seminar called "hack the SAT". For some reason it just rustles me a little. Dumb ass rednecks in this area, the only thing they can hack up is their lungs from smoking since they were 8.