Whats rustling your jimmies?

Borzak_sl said:

So are pop up machine gun turrets. Just saying.

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While I'm pleased with your enthusiasm, I'd recommend starting with the sprinklers. 'Cause no prison.

Meh. Pretty sure the only prison I could encounter in such an instance is if I missed the dog and got the owner instead. LOL.

Figure out a way to spray ammonia. The owner won't be able to get his dog back on the property regardless. Look for it at an office supply or engineering supply business. They'll have it in 1 gallon containers for people that still use it for making blue line copies.

Put up a sign. "I know who you are. Stop letting your dog shit in my yard."

Surprisingly effective.

If that doesn't work, leave balls of raw hamburger with shards of glass in it. Should only take a couple of days.

Big Phoenix_sl said:

Friend suggested I put up a camera and figure who it is and were they live. Clean it up for a few weeks then go "return" it.

Also this faggot has been doing this for months as my yard was filled with old dried dog shit. Only moved in two weeks ago so figured it was just retard who let their dog shit in a house that was unoccupied for 7 months. Its more than obvious the house is now occupied yet today I found a fresh pile of dog shit out of the corner of my eye.

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Find out who it is and very kindly request they stop. If they give you attitude, goad them into an incident or two where they get heated and say dumb shit, record/tape/write what they say, exaggerate just enough that it sounds menacing (if it's not, but people threaten shit all the time), then go down to the local courthouse and file a protection order against them for harassment. Bonus points if you ask them to stop and they don't, as that can be construed as harassment too. Even more of a bonus if they live close enough you can calculate the distance and petition for more than that so they have to move, or at least can't even go down your street anymore. A protection order on someone's background check can really mess things up for them. And any of the above allegations are more severe than the shit that gets signed on a weekly basis. Sucks you have to go to the courthouse as least twice, though.

I wouldn't hurt the dog, it isn't their fault really. The owners however, you should be allowed to shoot for trespassing. This happens in our neighborhood as well. It is getting better now, most the dog owners carry bags and clean up afterwards, but every so often when I am cutting the grass...

I say take the hamburger idea and replace glass with laxative. That way the dog shits all over the owner's house.

fifey_sl said:

Is your mom going to interview for you?

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Idk but i never received my w2 and was like wtf and then i found it got mailed to here and she opened it and put it in some folder and didnt get why i would be rustled by that

Sounds like it's time to set some boundaries with Mommy and let her know you're a man now.

Also, change the passwords on your fucking email accounts. Jesus.

Skanda_sl said:

Sounds like it's time to set some boundaries with Mommy and let her know you're a man now.

Also, change the passwords on your fucking email accounts. Jesus.

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She doesnt have the email pw just use universal passwords we all used for netflix and stuff like that i also used for job.

Password security at Calbiyum's house

There actually is a password to get into my house if anyone wants the code lmkk

Also i have like 3 or 4 different pw's i use for different stuff. Me and my little brother actually share our passwords because we would use each others gaming accounts

Calbiyum_sl said:

if anyone wants the code lmkk

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It's 12345, isn't it?

the pw is MOOOOM

MOOOOOOOOOMM

OPEN THE DOOR