Whats rustling your jimmies?

Siliconemelons

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rustle by my PSVR that is constantly tilted and I cannot fix it or reset it and all calibrations do not work, tons of reddit and ps forum posts and threads for years with people complaining and tons of home brew "fixes" and not ONE sony reply....

May just exchange it at the store for a new unit...mah jimmnityz >_<
 
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lurkingdirk

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8 KM is rounghly 5 miles. That's 8 minutes per mile. Not a difficult pace, but if you aren't a regular runner, it would get tough toward the end.

Edit: you caught it yourself.
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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8 minute miles isn't too crazy, especially if you have a bunch of "insanely hot chicks" to motivate you if the distance is the issue.

Wind is rustling my jimmies lately. Got a bike to go to/from work instead of walking but it's not a pleasant experience battling 20mph+ winds that magically always seem to be straight in my face no matter which direction i'm going.
 
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People who want to hold meetings to discuss things because they like to overcomplicate, blame others, or tell me I'm confused, when really it is they who are confused. Sometimes shit can't just be fucking simple for people, when it really is. "This has nothing to do with X" when X is literally in the title.
 
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RobXIII

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In laws came to visit because we had babby.

I can forgive when they move shit around and lose things (lol TV remote ended up upstairs), or even when they sift through our unwrapped Xmas gifts (even opened an envelope to see how big the gift card $$ was!), or even when the MIL, who's addicted to pain pills, leaves her entire collection behind accidentally within kids reach. All forgivable.

But then I went to make a sandwich, and those fuckers opened a brand new loaf and USED THE END PIECE. Now the rest of the loaf is somewhat stale, and they are banned from my house!!!
 
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In laws came to visit because we had babby.

I can forgive when they move shit around and lose things (lol TV remote ended up upstairs), or even when they sift through our unwrapped Xmas gifts (even opened an envelope to see how big the gift card $$ was!), or even when the MIL, who's addicted to pain pills, leaves her entire collection behind accidentally within kids reach. All forgivable.

But then I went to make a sandwich, and those fuckers opened a brand new loaf and USED THE END PIECE. Now the rest of the loaf is somewhat stale, and they are banned from my house!!!
Reading shit like this makes me appreciate my in-laws. The only thing about my mother-in-law that annoys me, at my house, is that she gets bent out of shape when she leaves a glass laying around and I put it in the sink or wash it.

They nicknamed me Mo, like the little robot from Wall-E
 
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Sludig

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Not sure if new or just stressed postman who just stops giving a fuck. So far 2 packages, and 2 different days paper mail to the wrong fucking house. Some of it I blame on the newer style group mailboxes the USPS pushes with the locked boxes. Always great this time of year the 4 package slots get filled and often left for more than one day by asshole neighbors not getting their shit grabbed asap during package season. Our neighborhood sucks because while pretty small, it shares house numbers between adjacent streets. So jackass on say Apple Street is getting my shit from same house number on Dog street.
 
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Campbell1oo4

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One of my fourth graders got a shitty grade on a test. I suspect this is because all she does in class is talk and play with toys she is not supposed to have. I sent her home with her corrected test and got an email from her mom asking for a re-test. Okay, it's school policy that I offer your kid one re-test. That's fine. What irked me is that the mom claimed her kid doesn't do well under pressure. The girl frequently misses class for downhill bike races in Austria, the Czech Republic and Germany. She can handle pressure just fine. She just doesn't pay attention in class and has no discipline at home.

Whatever. I made the re-test easier than the last one. If she fucks up now I can't be blamed. The rest of the class got it just fine.
 
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Rezz

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Don't make tests easier, please =|

We gave enough retards out and about, which is what rustles my jimmies currently.
 
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Aaron

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Was trying for a couple of weeks of nofap when August Ames died. I mean, you just can't not fap to a recently deceased porn star, right?
 
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ohkcrlho

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Well....just fapped yesterday for August Ames.
But afterwards I realized she will not make anymore scenes and I was sad.
 
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Campbell1oo4

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Don't make tests easier, please =|

We gave enough retards out and about, which is what rustles my jimmies currently.

They're 4th graders learning a second language. It is more important that they learn it than fail. Then again, you have kids that absolutely refuse to speak English. I don't speak Polish so I just ignore them until they address me in English.

I actually have to make different versions of the same tests for most classes. You have kids that know a handful of words in English, and then you have kids who can speak near fluent English in the same class. So I give the more advance kids harder tests and give them more weight for their grade, therefore they are rewarded with higher marks and move up to the top of the gradebook.

Also, a lot of these kids are rich. We aren't supposed to fail them. Bad for business.
 
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Conefed

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No power for 24-hrs suucked
so damn cold, house walls felt like I was only in a tent. two blankets and a coat.
Snow is beautiful, but didn't even want to play in it because I knew there was nowhere to go to to warm off.
I gathered the family and organized a sleepover in the den. in the center was one of those crackling woodwick candles. Was nice. everybody else pissed and moaned. but we all fell asleep at like 6 p.m.
I woke just now and power is on. part of me wants to sleep. but the rest is eager to catch up to civilization.
 
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Hoss

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I have to travel for work next week. Gotta be about 9 hours away at 5:30 AM monday morning, so basically I'm driving sunday. Friday I'm at work and I figure it'll be a light day. Just gotta put the finishing touches on the procedure for what I need to do monday and do a few dry runs, then I'm outta there. Wife is getting off work at noon, so I tell her I'll try to do the same so we can go do something.

Well, around noon, some fuckers start bothering me to support a test that I didn't know was happening. Last meeting we had, it was supposed to happen late next week. So I'm stuck there. Not only did I not get to leave early, I stayed an hour late doing the "1 quick thing" they wanted me to do before I left town. Best part is that at one point they asked if I could come in saturday to support this test that shouldn't be happening yet. I had at least 3 days worth of shit planned for the weekend as it was.
 
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