Whats rustling your jimmies?

Nostrovia_sl

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I'm the same way about ADHD. I have so many friends who claim to have ADHD, when in reality they're just fucking stupid. I should also add that they self-diagnosed.
ADHD is a doctor's professional way of saying "You're fucking stupid".
It's a "catch all" diagnoses. It's not a real disease, illness, or condition. Well, I guess extreme stupidity could be considered a condition.

But yeah, most people use it as an excuse more than anything. Especially parents, just an excuse to make them feel better about their shitty kids.
 

iannis

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ADHD is grossly over diagnosed for various reasons, but that doesn't mean the disorder itself is fake.

If only Soma wasn't sodamn tasty.


Those friends are pretty dumb BUT at least they're not self-diagnosing assburgers. Brightside... You could have stupider friends!
 

iannis

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Retards who believe you can cure any cancer by smoking enough weed, but the government doesn't allow it bc it wants us to all be sick.
Along this line... people who claim we'll never cure cancer because "there's no money in it for big pharma. THINK". And they seriously 100% believe this shit.

It mostly makes me sad, but it rustles the jimmies too.
 

Jaded_sl

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My Jimmies are currently being rustled by the Department of Public Safety in Plano TX. Screw this state... Id rather pay state income tax then wait at the DMV for 4 hours for a replacment liscence. Two of those hours were spent outside starting at 6am and there were already 80 some odd people there... fuck Texass.
 

Deathwing

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People that won't turn right on red and thus trigger the sensor light, causing me to brake going right to left on the intersecting road.

Sensor lights with no minimum wait times. New car shows up at red light? LETS CHANGE THE LIGHTS!!!
 

Havent Killed Since 1984

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My Jimmies are currently being rustled by the Department of Public Safety in Plano TX. Screw this state... Id rather pay state income tax then wait at the DMV for 4 hours for a replacment liscence. Two of those hours were spent outside starting at 6am and there were already 80 some odd people there... fuck Texass.
Yeah, no better in Carrollton the last time I was at their DMV. Three hours of waiting to spend less than 5 minutes giving a thumb print and staring at a camera.
 

Conefed

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When people take a final swig of their cig and exhale while in the building they've just entered.
 

Kaige

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...when you're playing a puzzle game and everyone wants to lend their assistance to yours instead of playing one of their own.
 

Ben_sl

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People who drive with their turn signal on but never turn.

Getting a hamburger with a bite taken out of it, never been back to that McDonalds.
 

Soygen

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That would be the first time in 24 years that my jimmies were completely free...rustle-free.
 

Caeden

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I agree with Haradek and Soygen. Fucking double edged sword. Mine of 10 years...split year before last. She had a very tight pussy that I miss.
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She was also a cunt. I don't miss that.

- Golddiggers - 4 dates in and had the "so how much do you make so I can see if the logistics work for the lifestyle I want, you should probably be over 6 figures" Oh I'm sorry, if I knew I was paying for the pussy I'd gone with a 22 year old. Now take a fucking hike with your kid too. I hadn't even taken sip of my beer when I walked out.

- Personality-less girls

- Paterllar tendinitis - a thorn in my side lately. Makes running, even doing pose method, a pain. My posture is probably fucked from overcompensating for it.
 

Borzak

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My Jimmies are currently being rustled by the Department of Public Safety in Plano TX. Screw this state... Id rather pay state income tax then wait at the DMV for 4 hours for a replacment liscence. Two of those hours were spent outside starting at 6am and there were already 80 some odd people there... fuck Texass.
When I lived their renewals came via mail and lost ones could be ordered via mail.
 

Aamry

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When I lived their renewals came via mail and lost ones could be ordered via mail.
There, Their, They're.

When I lived, their renewals came via mail.
When I lived there, renewals came via mail.

Someone mentioned this rustled their jimmies earlier in the thread. It stands out to me, but doesn't bother me too much since I've been reading epub and mobi which are chock full of spelling and grammar issues from whomever typed them up.
 

Borzak

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There, Their, They're.

When I lived, their renewals came via mail.
When I lived there, renewals came via mail.

Someone mentioned this rustled their jimmies earlier in the thread. It stands out to me, but doesn't bother me too much since I've been reading epub and mobi which are chock full of spelling and grammar issues from whomever typed them up.
Sorry you caught me. I know the usage of each, but the older I get the more often I seem to leave out a word or part of a sentence.

Will try to do better in the future.
 

Jx3

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Sorry you caught me. I know the usage of each, but the older I get the more often I seem to leave out a word or part of a sentence.

Will try to do better in the future.
Rustles my jimmies you handled this like an adult and didn't flip the fuck out and e-stalk him. Fuck bro you're doing it wrong
 

Kuriin

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3) Idiots who completely over exagerate
Idiots who use oxymorons or redundancies.


But, in all seriousness, old Asian women drivers rustle my jimmies. It's like the trifecta of bad. Old. Asian. Women.


- Paterllar tendinitis - a thorn in my side lately. Makes running, even doing pose method, a pain. My posture is probably fucked from overcompensating for it.
Are you using ice and compression for it? Any anti-inflammatories? What about cortisone shots?