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Unidin

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I still laugh about the guy I used to work with who gave 3 months notice. He was about a week away from getting fired but the boss was a weenie so he let him stay for 3 months.
That's hella smart. Firing people these days can be a pain in the ass if your company has a normal HR department.
 

Big Phoenix

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When you stumble across a good looking girl doing porn so you search out more stuff of her and its all just horrible. Few videos of her doing hegre art stuff, then the rest is just horribly shot bdsm porn with nasty overweight dudes. Its like wtf man.
 
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Fucker

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When you stumble across a good looking girl doing porn so you search out more stuff of her and its all just horrible. Few videos of her doing hegre art stuff, then the rest is just horribly shot bdsm porn with nasty overweight dudes. Its like wtf man.
Change career. Problem solved!

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fred sanford

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When you stumble across a good looking girl doing porn so you search out more stuff of her and its all just horrible. Few videos of her doing hegre art stuff, then the rest is just horribly shot bdsm porn with nasty overweight dudes. Its like wtf man.
That or you see a hot chick pic, post in the who’s that girl thread, and she looks meh in every other pic because the original one you saw was the perfect angle.
 
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Conefed

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This one fucking teacher that has a stick up his ass about having to do virtual learning.

He commonly uploads assignments incorrectly. For example, multiple choice quizzes that have blank entries just check boxes. Questions that reference attached images with no attachments. Watch a video then answer questions and the question is true false with verbatim language but he tagged the wrong answers as true.

My child is supposed to be in orange group but his name isn't listed so we can't access those questions. He is in group blue, yellow, and green erroneously instead. Each have the same assignments that he gets 0s on if he doesn't complete - which we haven't because it's obviously an error. (We've been doing just one color not all three even though it's not orange to at least do something)

I've emailed through canvas and messaged through the app everytime. As have the virtual learning proctors.

He responds with shit like well sign your child up with face to face or I've forwarded your concerns to administration.

Fun and games bitch but now you have the nerve to give my child two Fs on the progress report? With a note saying my child fails to join meetings or complete tasks??
 
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lurkingdirk

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This one fucking teacher that has a stick up his ass about having to do virtual learning.

He commonly uploads assignments incorrectly. For example, multiple choice quizzes that have blank entries just check boxes. Questions that reference attached images with no attachments. Watch a video then answer questions and the question is true false with verbatim language but he tagged the wrong answers as true.

My child is supposed to be in orange group but his name isn't listed so we can't access those questions. He is in group blue, yellow, and green erroneously instead. Each have the same assignments that he gets 0s on if he doesn't complete - which we haven't because it's obviously an error. (We've been doing just one color not all three even though it's not orange to at least do something)

I've emailed through canvas and messaged through the app everytime. As have the virtual learning proctors.

He responds with shit like well sign your child up with face to face or I've forwarded your concerns to administration.

Fun and games bitch but now you have the nerve to give my child two Fs on the progress report? With a note saying my child fails to join meetings or complete tasks??

Tell the teacher you're going to come and see him in person. That will get shit sorted out right away. Not kidding.
 
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Sludig

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Weeks ago my friend said when I go to collect my Jaguar it's gonna be a blizzard. Day before and we get 6+ inches. Hoping it's just wet by tommorow with some decent temps earlier in week, but still probably going to end up getting the fucker dirty.
 
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wellijustdontknow

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Sucked a dick yesterday, but ran out of time to make him come. The cock was great, had a great time, but bummed no nut juice in my mouth.
 
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Big Phoenix

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i have a feeling my jimmies would be rustled if I were to look this up.
Uhh its more or less "sexy/artistic" porn. Think more natural looking women with no stretching their assholes or those weird dick choking sounds.
 
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Voyce

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Computer question:
"My PC is rebooting when I turn it on and I'm not seeing a display, I just mounted a new AIO, do you have any ideas?"

Not a Computer question:
"Can you show me how to do a Zoom meeting"
 
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Hoss

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Convenience Fees.

Fucking bullshit. I go to renew my tags and there's an option to pay online, but you have a convenience fee added. OK, fuck that, I don't want to pay a fee for that, so I try to send a check. Well, now you have a paper check fee. Goddamn, fuck that, I have nothing better to do so I figure out where to go and pay in person. When I get there they tack on an In-Person Fee. Fucking stupid bullshit. I get the same thing from my power meter. They charge me an electronic meter fee every month. I refused the meter when I saw that but was told there would be a higher fee for not having the meter. For fucks sake can we do this in a way where I'm not being nickel and dimed to death?
 
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Void

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People who call a Reese's peanut butter cup a "Ree-cee's".

People who say "Porsh" without the "uh" at the end, and act like they know some secret pronunciation that only the elite use. If one of them owned one, I'd still judge them, but at least they could pretend they were in that special club I guess.

There are literally commercials where the words are said correctly if you are in doubt.

I work with several variations of both :( It probably wouldn't bother me if it didn't seem that one of those words somehow worked its way into conversation way more than it should.
 

Conefed

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This one fucking teacher that has a stick up his ass about having to do virtual learning.

He commonly uploads assignments incorrectly. For example, multiple choice quizzes that have blank entries just check boxes. Questions that reference attached images with no attachments. Watch a video then answer questions and the question is true false with verbatim language but he tagged the wrong answers as true.

My child is supposed to be in orange group but his name isn't listed so we can't access those questions. He is in group blue, yellow, and green erroneously instead. Each have the same assignments that he gets 0s on if he doesn't complete - which we haven't because it's obviously an error. (We've been doing just one color not all three even though it's not orange to at least do something)

I've emailed through canvas and messaged through the app everytime. As have the virtual learning proctors.

He responds with shit like well sign your child up with face to face or I've forwarded your concerns to administration.

Fun and games bitch but now you have the nerve to give my child two Fs on the progress report? With a note saying my child fails to join meetings or complete tasks??
Teacher is still a shit but after researching further, holy fuck. My child has 92! missing assignments, all during my ex-wife's weeks. That's not counting the the assignments we caught and doubled up during our weeks (every week).

I saved the list.
I'm also going to save a late list to track all the assignments that were due during her week that child didn't even start until mine.
I'm going to start recording his fingernails and teeth on the nights I pick him up also. I have mind to box up his smokey clothes in those vacuum bags

They're not taking care of him and it breaks my heart.
 
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Fucker

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This one fucking teacher that has a stick up his ass about having to do virtual learning.

He commonly uploads assignments incorrectly. For example, multiple choice quizzes that have blank entries just check boxes. Questions that reference attached images with no attachments. Watch a video then answer questions and the question is true false with verbatim language but he tagged the wrong answers as true.

My child is supposed to be in orange group but his name isn't listed so we can't access those questions. He is in group blue, yellow, and green erroneously instead. Each have the same assignments that he gets 0s on if he doesn't complete - which we haven't because it's obviously an error. (We've been doing just one color not all three even though it's not orange to at least do something)

I've emailed through canvas and messaged through the app everytime. As have the virtual learning proctors.

He responds with shit like well sign your child up with face to face or I've forwarded your concerns to administration.

Fun and games bitch but now you have the nerve to give my child two Fs on the progress report? With a note saying my child fails to join meetings or complete tasks??
That's crazy and another example of why unions are bad. Teachers have the easiest job on the planet, there's no reason for them to be fucking anything up.
 
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Burren

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Car hunting. Using a broker who knows large majority of the cars (by VIN) and their stories. Knows owners who aren't even selling on the open market yet. STILL can't get a car because too many people with too much money aren't spending it on travel and other things so the market has dried up. Last week heard about a car, offered their ask within 2 hours and it went for well over ask later that day. God damn 1%....
 

Borzak

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Shipping in general. Adress is XXX West. FedEx keeps leaving or attempting to leave at XXX East. Called the local FedEx and they said they had problems getting drivers that could read well. Wut? I know companies have contracts but wish they made it clear who the company they would be shipping with for a price not just the time to delivery. USPS and UPS has no problem but FedEx does it time and time again and I got no option in shipping.