Worst movie you've ever seen?

Arbitrary

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Saw a similar video by someone else and at a point they stop being movies and are just fucked up porn and gore clip compilations.

Movies like Samurai Cop that are so bad they're genuinely enjoyable can't really be considered the worst movie

There's certainly an argument to be made regarding what is and is not up for consideration in a discussion of worst movies. No, your shot-on-video puke gore fetish video is not a film. There's a level of time, money and effort that needs to go in or it just doesn't count.
 

ohkcrlho

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I linked this somewhere else but I'll do it again here


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He explains in as "don't ban me please" as possible what happens in everything down a couple levels and it gets really bad. A Serbian Film only makes it down three steps. It gets so much worse.
Saw Melancholie der Engel out of curiosity. And welp....it's fucked in the head all right.
Won't get near the others below it.
 

Chukzombi

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Audition was it for me regarding gore. I know it's not on the same level as what would come after but that was the one that taught me that I don't give a single fuck about torture porn. It has zero of the things I like about the horror genre and I don't find any part of it scary. Reading a synopsis of A Serbian Film or Martyrs was plenty.
those Eli Roth films got me close to stopping the gore films, but they were so corny that i didnt take any of them seriously. Martyrs is just on another level of meanness, not even silly stuff, just well done torture and mutilation to somebody who did nothing to deserve it. we are pretty close in tasts and i highly recommend you never see that film. it took me years to get some of that shit out of my head.
 

Arbitrary

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those Eli Roth films got me close to stopping the gore films, but they were so corny that i didnt take any of them seriously. Martyrs is just on another level of meanness, not even silly stuff, just well done torture and mutilation to somebody who did nothing to deserve it. we are pretty close in tasts and i highly recommend you never see that film. it took me years to get some of that shit out of my head.

I've occasionally been tempted to give A Serbian Film a try now that we're well past all the hype but putting something on that I know is going to be a bad time isn't really my thing.
 
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Lambourne

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The 3rd Austin Powers movie, seemed to be nothing but bad rehashes of jokes from the first one and unfunny new ones. Loved the first one but this really made the franchise feel like it was out of gas.
 

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Worst movie? A movie so bad that it's AWESOME. That's easy.

WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX? Made in Uganda. Saw this full movie in college.

Trailer....WHAAAAAAA




EDIT: Actually the entire movie is on youtube:

 
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ohkcrlho

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The 3rd Austin Powers movie, seemed to be nothing but bad rehashes of jokes from the first one and unfunny new ones. Loved the first one but this really made the franchise feel like it was out of gas.
I never found Austin powers movies funny though
 

Gavinmad

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This is should be called the overrated movie thread. Also I see you defending D and D.
DnD 1 was terrible but it did have Jeremy Irons awesome evil wizard performance as its one saving grace which I think saves it from the 'worst ever' category. That's not exactly defending the movie.
 
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I'm amazed no one jumped at the person that said Pacific Rim. Not Pacific Rim 2, Pacific Rim 1.

These nerds be sleepin' on shit.
Never seen Pacific Rim 2...Pacific Rim 1 was (to me) just boring. Not bad just not good.
 

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I walked out of the newer Suicide Squad movie. I remember i had to get something from the Mall and it just started raining like crazy outside and i had some extra time.
So i convince myself why not see a short movie, Squad might be fun. I was a comic book geek when i was younger and pretty much have seen all the newer super hero movies, even Birds of Prey.

But this was just painfully bad. Way too edgy or meta. Stupid inside jokes and crazy characters. Dumb plot, and even worse acting. I left the theater after the Harley Quinn dream sequence.
Never even saw the ending with Starro until i streamed it on HBO later that year.

Easily one of the worst i have ever seen.
 
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Srathor

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Species - with a free ticket, I walked out. Even hot nekkid blonde was not enough to make me want to watch that shit.


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Warrik

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Species - with a free ticket, I walked out. Even hot nekkid blonde was not enough to make me want to watch that shit.


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If this is the worst movie you have ever seen, you have not seen many movies at all. There are bad films and there are BAD films. Species was not the latter.
 
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DnD 1 was terrible but it did have Jeremy Irons awesome evil wizard performance as its one saving grace which I think saves it from the 'worst ever' category. That's not exactly defending the movie.
just doing a little Gavinmaddin bro

worst movie of all time I’d really have to think about it. I mean The Last Jedi for me was the worst movie I’ve seen this century.
 
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Phazael

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It was Phaz wasn't it? He's pretty damn good at catching people with really obvious trolls.
It is not in my top five worst, but its honorable mention. Remember my criteria was movies with a lot of good talent that just suck. That said Nothing But Trouble probably belongs on my list too, somewhere. But Pacific Rim had all the stuff on paper to be a good movie. Great director/writer, great cast, big budget, and monsters fighting giant robots. And yet somehow it ended up being shit.

My three observations about Pacific Rim Job at the time:
1- Movie is so boring I found myself looking forward to the Charlie Day / Ron Perlman parts. Every robot and monster scene it was dark and raining. Bonus points for mexican Orville Redenbacker somehow being a thing in this movie.

2- If you did the math, the core love story was between a guy in his 30s and an underage jap girl. Tons of just ridiculous shit like this (The Wall encompassing all coast lines on the planet somehow being cheaper to build and maintain than robots, the cargo copters carrying a mech with cables in a straight line that demonstrated not even a passing resemblance to actual physics) that even made for Sci-Fi movies avoid. I am fine with some escapism, but jfc.

3- When the nuke went off under water and magically created air (would have been actually scalding water vapor) and the fish just flopped around like this was normal, I scoffed out loud in the theatre. My wife turned to me and said "That was the thing that finally broke your suspension of disbelief?" , which pretty much summed up the entire experience.

So, no not a troll.

PS- I am kind of with you on the Jeremy Irons thing. I will watch a bad movie with him in it just to watch the man work, kind of like Tim Curry or Gary Oldman.
 

Phazael

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just doing a little Gavinmaddin bro

worst movie of all time I’d really have to think about it. I mean The Last Jedi for me was the worst movie I’ve seen this century.
That wasn't a movie, it was a woke assassination of an entire franchise and its core fans.
 
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