Worst movie you've ever seen?

not sure.

we asking the worst in theatres? or, worst, including shit on amazon prime, etc? I've seen some really, really fucking bad movies on Amazon prime. stuff making student films look good.
the problem is the WORST, are just boring. so, totally would have forgotten what they were even called, assuming I even bothered to finish them.

Want a movie where some guy uses an open house on Zillow to film a movie by himself?
This shit isn't even the worst of this kind of crap. honestly its like a 8/10 for this shit. one of the most memorable for being bad. I don't really even remember the REALLY bad ones.

Homsar said:

Worst movie I ever watch maybe Serbian Film. Any bad movies Ive known what I was walking into and could laugh at stuff and horror I could stomach.

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I linked this somewhere else but I'll do it again here




He explains in as "don't ban me please" as possible what happens in everything down a couple levels and it gets really bad. A Serbian Film only makes it down three steps. It gets so much worse.

Arbitrary said:

I linked this somewhere else but I'll do it again here


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He explains in as "don't ban me please" as possible what happens in everything down a couple levels and it gets really bad. A Serbian Film only makes it down three steps. It gets so much worse.

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martyrs and all the ones Ive seen on tier 3 we're weak compared to Serbian film for me. And arent the films in tier six ect really films? I thought some of those are just legit people getting killed and just clips real life deaths.

Serbian film looked believable so I considered that more of a film. A lot of the other films the production doesn't make it so bad

Regardless, you always regret watching any of those films after tier 4 which I would put Serbian film

There is a good film that's disturbing about 5 guys clearing out asbestos or something in an old hospital that was kind of a mind F. Nevermind is was called Session 9, I would put that at tier 2 maybe, event horizon I would put at tier 2 just from the fucked up stuff at the end

The only movie I’ve ever walked out on

Homsar said:

martyrs and all the ones Ive seen on tier 3 we're weak compared to Serbian film for me. And arent the films in tier six ect really films? I thought some of those are just legit people getting killed and just clips real life deaths

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Yeah, there is a category there of what amounts to Liveleak clips and Mondo documentary exploitation flicks where people kill animals or whatever.

edit - one lazy afternoon long ago I was flipping through channels and stopped on Nothing But Trouble. It nuked my fucking brain. I couldn't understand what the hell it even was or how it managed to exist at all. Dan Aykroyd, Demi Moore, John Candy, Chevy Chase, TUPAC SHAKUR. It felt like I had fallen in to some alternate universe. It's not on my worst list as I've never actually sat through the thing and I've seen a review of it that was fairly entertaining but it's fucking bad.

Homsar said:

martyrs and all the ones Ive seen on tier 3 we're weak compared to Serbian film for me. And arent the films in tier six ect really films? I thought some of those are just legit people getting killed and just clips real life deaths.

Serbian film looked believable so I considered that more of a film. A lot of the other films the production doesn't make it so bad

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up until i saw Martyrs, Texas Chainsaw 2 was the goriest movie i had ever seen. after Martyrs, i noped out pretty hard on anything else like it. i talk a good game, but i dont rush to watch human suffering. that shit isnt entertaining.

i have seen Pink Flamingos and its just a crappy movie, nothing terribly offensive, just some tranny eating dog shit, which was just funny. i rented all the faces of death movies once for a sleepover with friends and we got halfway through the first one and nobody wanted to watch anymore.

TheNozz said:

The only movie I’ve ever walked out on

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All I remember from this was that revolting dinner scene. And I had forgotten it until you posted this. Fuck you sir!

Arbitrary said:

Yeah, there is a category there of what amounts to Liveleak clips and Mondo documentary exploitation flicks where people kill animals or whatever.

edit - one lazy afternoon long ago I was flipping through channels and stopped on Nothing But Trouble. It nuked my fucking brain. I couldn't understand what the hell it even was or how it managed to exist at all. Dan Aykroyd, Demi Moore, John Candy, Chevy Chase, TUPAC SHAKUR. It felt like I had fallen in to some alternate universe. It's not on my worst list as I've never actually sat through the thing and I've seen a review of it that was fairly entertaining but it's fucking bad.

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my dad was fascinated with Nothing But Trouble, i think he had a crush on Demi Moore (who didnt), but yeah its a pretty campy film, the best i can say about it is, John Candy was pretty funny in drag and the intricate sets was off the goddamned charts. Dan Akroud destroyed the entire budget on that film just on building these crazy detailed sets. its actually amazing just for that.

Chukzombi said:

up until i saw Martyrs, Texas Chainsaw 2 was the goriest movie i had ever seen. after Martyrs, i noped out pretty hard on anything else like it. i talk a good game, but i dont rush to watch human suffering. that shit isnt entertaining.

i have seen Pink Flamingos and its just a crappy movie, nothing terribly offensive, just some tranny eating dog shit, which was just funny. i rented all the faces of death movies once for a sleepover with friends and we got halfway through the first one and nobody wanted to watch anymore.

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I watched a lot of faces of death being young for whatever reason, Im still not sure if a lot of the videos were real. I remember them looking staged or fake at some point that was back in like 1994 or something

Homsar said:

I watched a lot of faces of death being young for whatever reason, Im still not sure if a lot of the videos were real. I remember them looking staged or fake at some point that was back in like 1994 or something

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well, Martys was just all fake, but some of those scenes stayed with me. i have an overactive imagination at times so things like that can get overamplified than what they really were. after that i lost interest in other gory movies. i wasnt squeamish, i just wasnt feeling it any longer. that being said, i can watch Rambo turn burmese soldiers into goo a million times and never get tired of it. that movie is still a fucking classic.

Audition was it for me regarding gore. I know it's not on the same level as what would come after but that was the one that taught me that I don't give a single fuck about torture porn. It has zero of the things I like about the horror genre and I don't find any part of it scary. Reading a synopsis of A Serbian Film or Martyrs was plenty.

Arbitrary said:

I linked this somewhere else but I'll do it again here


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He explains in as "don't ban me please" as possible what happens in everything down a couple levels and it gets really bad. A Serbian Film only makes it down three steps. It gets so much worse.

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Saw a similar video by someone else and at a point they stop being movies and are just fucked up porn and gore clip compilations.

Movies like Samurai Cop that are so bad they're genuinely enjoyable can't really be considered the worst movie

how is The Saint anywhere close to worst movie ever? It's just meh.

Gavinmad said:

how is The Saint anywhere close to worst movie ever? It's just meh.

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I'm amazed no one jumped at the person that said Pacific Rim. Not Pacific Rim 2, Pacific Rim 1.

These nerds be sleepin' on shit.

Xevy said:

I'm amazed no one jumped at the person that said Pacific Rim. Not Pacific Rim 2, Pacific Rim 1.

These nerds be sleepin' on shit.

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It was Phaz wasn't it? He's pretty damn good at catching people with really obvious trolls.