You know you're getting old when.....
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Fogel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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I take a micro retirement from life every day for about 7 hours, who's wants to get this trending with me?
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Lemme guess. Women who get in it report that 2 minutes feels like an eternity.
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Fucker
Log Wizard
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Everyone owns a time machine.
It's called a microwave. Turn it on, and time slows down by 318%.
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Mahes
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I wear cargo pants for that exact reason. I love the extra pockets. Well, that and they are free working for the government. The pants are resilient and usually last me a few years. Because I get 5 pairs each year, I have like 35 unwrapped pairs of them in 4 drawers. I will never have to buy pants again.
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Fogel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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But you're old so instead of pulling out your spare mag you pull out the sinful candy bar
Hoss
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There's a whole pocket with nothing but werther's originals.
Oh and another pocket with loose 38 special +P+ ammo.
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Haus
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The werthers double as ammo for the werther ppk...
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Burren
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Wantonsoup95
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moonarchia
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