You know you're getting old when.....

It's like the hormone that grows hair is too fucking lazy to travel to the top of your head, and stops off for a smoke at the nose, eyebrows, and ears.

Nose hair and ear hair... wtf. I pull the nose hairs out, but the ear hair I trim off with the clippers.

I have over 20 tattooes but when I pluck a nose hair I cry like a bitch. I got the dildo looking shaver for that shit now and its way better.

When you're surprised that you're surprised

When getting old,
Never trust a fart
Never pass a restroom
Never waste a hard on

When you'll be 27, later this year......

When you grunt putting your shoes on

Film Anniversaries in 2014 - Imgur

damn

When this describes you pretty much perfectly

When I saw The Hobbit at a special Box Office release (this one:The Hobbit (TV Movie 1977) - IMDb)

When Derek Jeter announced his retirement after 18 seasons.

Come to think of it, Chipper Jones retiring was no picnic either.

When your 18 year old girlfriend uses slang you don't understand, and she has to explain the meaning to you.

Aamry_sl said:

When your 18 year old girlfriend uses slang you don't understand, and she has to explain the meaning to you.

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Pics or we don't believe you.

I used to tell people how I saw Star Wars at the cinema, back when it was first out at the cinema I mean.

Originally I would tell the story as it showed that I was one of the kids who saw it fresh and was there when the cultural milestone was reached. The last few times I told the story people would do the math in their head and just look at me

So like I said, I used to.

Wuyley_sl said:

Pics or we don't believe you.

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I'll see what I can do this weekend. She uses phrases like ratchet, and ham (hard as a motherfucker).

Aamry_sl said:

I'll see what I can do this weekend. She uses phrases like ratchet, and ham (hard as a motherfucker).

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Are you from the ghetto as well, or just your child girlfriend?

Jacksonville is heavy on the black population, and I don't earn enough to live nice places. Last year my neighbors car was set on fire by her ex boyfriend.