You know you're getting old when.....

Sheriff Cad

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It's a "handheld massager"

I'm guessing he found it under the bed and his wife thought quick and said it was for him.
I don't know if you've tried the hyper-ice style ones, but if you tried to use this as a "handheld massager" you'd find yourself with nerve damage in about 0.5 seconds. These things are ROUGH, in a good way for sore muscles, in a bad way for delicate bits.
 

MusicForFish

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asked my physical therapist about massage guns today, he said they work very well for certain things, but bad if used in wrong spots. my issue is my shoulder and said it would bruise if used on it, but going to try it next visit on the muscles around it and see if that helps any.

anyone have a TENS unit? there are lot more brands and styles out now. want to get one, but not had to time/energy to do the research

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Been using one, at least twice a week, for about a decade now. And yes, you can use it on your dong.