You know you're getting old when.....

...when you know the link between these two items

...when you forget what you were going to type here.

WHERE AM I?!

...when your date of birth is wrote in roman numbers on your driver license

ohkcrlho_sl said:

....any girl below 30 looks 13 to you.

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More accurate for me. I live in a college town and passing campus they all look illegal to me now;/

Mist_sl said:

I can't even guess how old anyone under 40 is now.

I also had to look up what a spinner is.

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On this note, I always assume people 20-30 are older than me. Almost always they are younger.

Also, when you utter the phrase "slept wrong"

When the force of your piss stream and caliber of your turds becomes something you start paying attention to.

You refer to things that happened in the 80s and 90s as 'before the turn of the century' (try it, it's fun)

Had a conversation with a younger kid and he had never heard of napster.

Athletes younger than me are retiring after Hall of Fame level careers now.

The cop that pulls you over is younger than you are.

When one of the first thoughts that crosses your mind upon New Year's is: "Fuck, my prescription insurance deductible just reset". NuVigil is a bitch, yo.

When you don't shave for a few days , and get a senior discount without even asking .
For all those guys who had gray hair before they were 30.

People don't know about seinfeld or find it funny