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Hoss

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Have you seen the other threads he's been posting in? It could be worse...

No I haven't cause I got the diabeetus in my eyes and I can't read. Speaking of which, shouldn't we all be typing in larger letters?
 
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Izo

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Is that all you have to contribute to this thread? "You better get the most basic common blood tests done cuz u got Diabetes"
Yes, it's a common blood sample. So are IgA, IgG, TGA. Yes, it's a common condition. No, this is not the health thread. It reeks of diabetus and possibly gastro paresis. He should go see a GP. Get a1c. Laxatives are not prescription here. Clinical examination before antibiotics in my book. I'm a doctor in europe, no idea how and why you mongols insists on babling about this on the internet instead of seeing a GP. Well I do, but it's still idiotic. Have a nice weekend, hoss :)
 

Hoss

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I'll PM you if I need a script for some leeches.

lol euro doctors.
 
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Borzak

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Ran into someone today that is 20 years older than I am. We talked about a few things and I've known him for 30+ years now. He was talking about nickel beer night on Tuesdays and I remember when I was an early teen everyone went to bars on Tuesday early. Nickel beer night. Guess those days are long past.
 

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Ran into someone today that is 20 years older than I am. We talked about a few things and I've known him for 30+ years now. He was talking about nickel beer night on Tuesdays and I remember when I was an early teen everyone went to bars on Tuesday early. Nickel beer night. Guess those days are long past.
I had $0.25 beers on Tuesdays in Houston back in 2003. Nickel is impressive.
 
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Ronaan

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When you try to repair some tiny toy stuff for your kid and you have to hold it at arm's length to actually focus. If you move closer, everything blurs.

Well fuck, time to get glasses. I'm only 45, figured I'd have another ten years, but all the looking at computer screens finally took its toll I guess.
 
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Gamma Rays

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I'm getting close to completing my arcade machine, it has a emulator / simulator with 1200 games.

Now playing something like Galaga I can still remember how leading edge the graphics looked when it first came out.


How smoothly the enemy ships moved and in a pattern, and so fast.

The technology leap over space invaders = wow!!
 
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BoozeCube

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I know I am getting old because I can't stand the shit that is considered music or funny these days.

How is this shit considered music?


How is this dogshit so popular? I don't see how the "I'm already tracer" shit is funny?


I also don't understand why these nogs are famous. Talentless American Inventors spewing garbage.

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Haus

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When you're pouring a can of soda into a cup of ice and for no explainable reason your hand just lets go of the can....
 
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Aaron

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When taking part in No Nut November becomes so much easier than it once would have been and you wonder if it's because you are now older and wiser, with more self control; you've seen all the porn and it just doesn't do it for you the way it did; you're just getting old and flaccid; all of the above.
 
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BoozeCube

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When taking part in No Nut November becomes so much easier than it once would have been and you wonder if it's because you are now older and wiser, with more self control; you've seen all the porn and it just doesn't do it for you the way it did; you're just getting old and flaccid; all of the above.

Does anyone actually do that shit? If sex presents itself but I was all sorry babe no nut November and all then that’s a new level of ultra cuck.
 
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ziggyholiday

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So at 39 I’m finishing up a degree finally. It’s a “working adults” type school and there is a mix of ages in the classes so far. Tuesday night, this young chick, married with children, didn’t know what Napster was.....she says “oh, it’s like that lime wire thing we used in middle school?”
 
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I have 3 younger cousins: 16, 13, and 11. At Thanksgiving I was talking to them and I could barely understand half the words coming out of their mouths. The slang that they used was completely foreign to me. This was the first time I was really struck by the "holy shit, you're not young anymore" feeling. I'm going to turn 30 in a couple months.

OMG this just happened to me, too. We go to FL for Thanksgiving every year. I was walking down the beach and some people were having like a little bonfire on the beach so I stopped by just to be friendly. There were a few older couples there but most were in the 20s and early 30s. I thought they were speaking a foreign language. I just smiled, waved, and kept walking LOL
 
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When you stop being surprised/annoyed by white hairs showing up everywhere on your body. Always had a few since my teens, but I have a salt & pepper thing going on now and they're spreading to everywhere else.
 
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