You know you're getting old when.....

Kajiimagi said:

Wife washed the floor mats in the master bath. The 4' long one was so saturated with water it would not spin. I go try to wring it out (to no avail). FF to around 2am I wake up to what feels like someone putting me in a full nelson with a knee in my upper back and spasms out the ass. Had my wife but stinky ass muscle rub on my back and I hit the muscle relaxers. Didn't get to sleep and stay asleep until 5am.

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