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Kajiimagi said:
Wife washed the floor mats in the master bath. The 4' long one was so saturated with water it would not spin. I go try to wring it out (to no avail). FF to around 2am I wake up to what feels like someone putting me in a full nelson with a knee in my upper back and spasms out the ass. Had my wife but stinky ass muscle rub on my back and I hit the muscle relaxers. Didn't get to sleep and stay asleep until 5am.
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Shit like that is what Landromats are for. Spend the money to have an industrial dryer do the work. I've gone to the one near the house occasionally for the hard stuff.
 
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Kajiimagi said:
Had my wife but stinky ass muscle rub on my back and I hit the muscle relaxers.
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Got damn. One letter typo and I spent 2 minutes trying to figure out what the first half of the sentence meant.

"my wife but stinky ass muscle rub", she rubbed her stinky butt on you? I could tell there was a typo but it took me way too long to figure out what it was.
 
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