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Haus

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Had a real fun one this week....

Got one of the many pieces of junk mail from the AARP. It was at something like $5 a year for a membership, but I can spend that on annoying my wife, so I did. Got the card(s) in the mail. (Since I signed up it automatically makes her a member too) so I was able to proudly hand it to her and say "HONEY!!! You're AARP card is finally here!"
 
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First angiogram being done this week. Apparently I may have abused my body for 16 years trying to stay awake for 30 hours stints, inhaling propellants, and injecting go-juice. No regerts!
 
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Janx

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Too many people on various gaming platform friends list that have passed away =/
 
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Hoss

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Too many people on various gaming platform friends list that have passed away =/
are you getting tired of asking if they dropped any loot? I know I am, but it seems disrespectful not to at this point.

When I die, will anyone be left to wonder if I dropped a squisie?
 

Haus

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are you getting tired of asking if they dropped any loot? I know I am, but it seems disrespectful not to at this point.

When I die, will anyone be left to wonder if I dropped a squisie?
We ask not because we want to loot, but rather in recognition of the value of the fallen and their loot. It is our way, our tradition...
 
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