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You know you're getting old when.....
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Haus
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Had a real fun one this week....
Got one of the many pieces of junk mail from the AARP. It was at something like $5 a year for a membership, but I can spend that on annoying my wife, so I did. Got the card(s) in the mail. (Since I signed up it automatically makes her a member too) so I was able to proudly hand it to her and say "HONEY!!! You're AARP card is finally here!"
Got one of the many pieces of junk mail from the AARP. It was at something like $5 a year for a membership, but I can spend that on annoying my wife, so I did. Got the card(s) in the mail. (Since I signed up it automatically makes her a member too) so I was able to proudly hand it to her and say "HONEY!!! You're AARP card is finally here!"
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Hoss
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are you getting tired of asking if they dropped any loot? I know I am, but it seems disrespectful not to at this point.
When I die, will anyone be left to wonder if I dropped a squisie?
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Haus
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We ask not because we want to loot, but rather in recognition of the value of the fallen and their loot. It is our way, our tradition...
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Hoss
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Haus
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You get kinda excited when you stumble across this page :
(It's the page showing that you get a $40 a year discount on Walmart+ subscription with your AARP membership)\
Walmart+ Membership Landing Page
Join Walmart+ to unlock time & money-saving benefits—including free same-day grocery & Rx delivery, Free Shipping with no minimum needed, member-exclusive Gas Savings, Early Access to special deals & so much more. Plus, enjoy Video Streaming Choice: pick either Paramount+ Essential or Peacock...
www.walmart.com
(It's the page showing that you get a $40 a year discount on Walmart+ subscription with your AARP membership)\
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Gutterflesh
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I’m in Vegas.
It’s not even 10PM and I’m already in bed.
Not sure if it’s years of built up Vegas fatigue or just getting older, but nothing about this place excites me anymore.
It’s not even 10PM and I’m already in bed.
Not sure if it’s years of built up Vegas fatigue or just getting older, but nothing about this place excites me anymore.
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moonarchia
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Burren
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Unless you are addicted to: gambling, going to strip clubs, seeing shows
Vegas does indeed suck. It used to be fun, but it seems sad and embarrassing now.
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The Sphere is something to experience you won't see anywhere else but yeah I agree. I've seen most of the shows. Don't like going into the casinos as it's wall to wall smoke. Don't gamble. Work too hard to give it away. In fact if I wanted to do that there are casinos I can walk to where I live.
We came to Vegas for vacation in 2012 for a week and I wasn't impressed (didn't help that my back went out 3 days in) and wondered who would ever live there. We relocated to the area in 2014 so I guess the joke was on me. Don't live there and never will but for 6 years I drove there and back 5-6 days a week for work. It paid very well so I that helped.
I have to go in early November for an MRI and I've already planned how to pop in, get it done and get the hell out.
We came to Vegas for vacation in 2012 for a week and I wasn't impressed (didn't help that my back went out 3 days in) and wondered who would ever live there. We relocated to the area in 2014 so I guess the joke was on me. Don't live there and never will but for 6 years I drove there and back 5-6 days a week for work. It paid very well so I that helped.
I have to go in early November for an MRI and I've already planned how to pop in, get it done and get the hell out.
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Sheriff Cad
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So in my 'you know you are getting old' news. I received a mail notice that one of my neighbors behind me want to convert their property to a 'Commercial Breeder' and they are holding a public hearing. Normally that shit goes straight in the trash but I don't want to hear a bunch of fucking dogs barking all night so now I have to go to a public hearing. Adulting SUCKS!
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Hoss
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You do not have to be addicted to those things to enjoy them. I mean, yeah if we're talking about living in vegas, but it sounded like he was just there.