You're trapped in the mall during the zombie apocalypse...

Echuta · Oct 22, 2016

You get to choose one of each during your fight for survival:

A weapon to wield. Can be fictitious (i.e. phaser, iron man mark V suit, Mjolnir, etc). You may dual wield.
A sidekick/partner in your battle
A song blaring in a continuous loop over the still functioning mall sound system.

Choose wisely.

Mine:

Doesn't need a recharge or continuous supply of ammo.

Good in hand to hand combat, pretty good with guns, fuckability factor in between zombie killing is high.

Cliche, but I still want to kick ass and drive fast whenever I hear this.

Void · Oct 22, 2016

You really need to limit the choices some. Otherwise you get jerks like me choosing weapons like this:

1) Infinity Gauntlet

2) Doesn't really matter because I can literally create/summon/resurrect any woman I want with the gauntlet, but for sake of the exercise I'll choose the fictional version of my ultimate woman, Kate Beckinsale, in Selene from Underworld. Likely mostly immortal, supreme fighter, vampire, all that shit, and hot as fuck of course.

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3) I contend that this song is arguably the ultimate "get pumped" song ever created. Painkiller by Judas Priest.

radditsu · Oct 22, 2016

1)

Since Lightsaber was taken

2)

Because That's the Girl Pootie was gonna give it to at the end of my movie Sine yo pitty on the runny kine

and because i absolutely love every single part of her.

Runner up is Allison Brie.

3)

Lanx · Oct 22, 2016

Am I the only American here? fuck outta here w/ your impossible science flash lights and gloves that no mortal man can wear. If Captn America can fuck up an alternate reality Infinity Gaunlet, i bet any of you yokels will too

So no fuck that, I want a Traditional American Weapon that won't run out of juice and doesn't need upkeep (i.e. a sword that has to be sharpened everyone 10zombies)

Jamie Chung "Miho", for the obvious reason that after we survive, someone has to step up and save the human race.

Crazy Train

Necrath Evilcraft · Oct 22, 2016

I'm just here to blast some metal and have some fun, He's here to keep us alive.

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ohkcrlho · Oct 22, 2016

1)

A modernize classic

2)

Lethal, hot and sexy

3)
Painkiller is an excellent choice but.....

Sylas · Oct 22, 2016

Weapon:
Crimson Gem of Cyttorak

brodown would have to be with this guy:

And soundtrack:

Sylverlokk · Oct 22, 2016

Weapon: Dual wielding these babies.

My companion, a good choice for fighting and partying afterwards....

And my song of choice would be... well its hard to listen to one song over and over but this might do.

Echuta · Oct 22, 2016

Void said:
You really need to limit the choices some. Otherwise you get jerks like me choosing weapons like this:

1) Infinity Gauntlet
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2) Doesn't really matter because I can literally create/summon/resurrect any woman I want with the gauntlet, but for sake of the exercise I'll choose the fictional version of my ultimate woman, Kate Beckinsale, in Selene from Underworld. Likely mostly immortal, supreme fighter, vampire, all that shit, and hot as fuck of course.
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3) I contend that this song is arguably the ultimate "get pumped" song ever created. Painkiller by Judas Priest.

I'll take the hit on that because I'm not up to speed on all geeky weaponry and what items might do. For sake of this exercise I will allow it though. I suppose there needs to be a cap on magical/mystical powers on a weapon.

Feel free to re-use weapons or sidekicks though. I want to know what other lightsaber nerds are on this board who I can team up with.

Echuta · Oct 22, 2016

Sylverlokk said:
Weapon: Dual wielding these babies. View attachment 94148

I would see those getting stuck inside corpses too often. Although, it would be fun to have for about 5 minutes.

Izo · Oct 22, 2016

1)

Bc fuck your pussy ass weapons. Wait....
2)

Bad ass.
3)

Sylverlokk · Oct 22, 2016

Echuta said:
I would see those getting stuck inside corpses too often. Although, it would be fun to have for about 5 minutes.

Yeah I would have to grind down the serrated edges but they worked for that chick in the walking dead.

Lanx · Oct 22, 2016

Sylverlokk said:
Yeah I would have to grind down the serrated edges but they worked for that chick in the walking dead.

That's why Bat

Or if you're a god damn terrorist, whatever the fuck that cricket shit is called.

Gamma Rays · Oct 22, 2016

^^^

I think you mean a cricket bat.

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can we do a different round where it needs to be weapons or items that you'd find in the shopping mall.

Zaara · Oct 23, 2016

Heimerdinger's kit.

Riddick, or his alien dog if Riddick isn't available.

PreacherX · Oct 23, 2016

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Zapatta · Oct 23, 2016

Kovaks · Oct 23, 2016

It wouldn't take long for a wooden bat to break so if i was going with a melee weapon I think I would go Titanium crowbar

If I'm going with anything imaginable then terminator armor

Hanging out with Tallahassee

Listening to

[MEDIA]

Harshaw · Oct 23, 2016

1: Cosmic Cube yo. Not that shitty one in the MCU.

2: Lisa from Weird Science.

3: And some cheery song to kill by:

Echuta · Oct 23, 2016

Harshaw said:
3: And some cheery song to kill by:

Jesus. Just go ahead and bust my head open with Kovaks titanium crowbar if that song is play on repeat

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