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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    broiler gives a nice, even bake. Torch would be fine, but I'd rather put it in the oven and use my time for other things.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Where on the spectrum do you land?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Noodle, have a frank conversation with your wife. My wife and I did that. Your job necessarily takes you out of the house, her job necessarily keeps her in it. Part of a job is to maintain the work space, and she needs to treat this like a job. Being a stay at home parent is fucking ridiculously...
  4. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    See, you're beginning your statement with a falsehood. I enjoy mixing food a little bit at a time. Some chicken with salad? hmm, not bad. Some salad with my beets? pretty good. Chicken with my beans? outstanding. find the yummy combinations on your plate. Don't be a food quarantinist!
  5. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Skin on. Take it out, brush it with butter, under the broiler for a few minutes. Gives crispy skin with moist tender meat. Everyone should try this.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have another whole roasting chicken in the sous vide. Started it last night, 150 for roughly 24 hours. Stuffed it with carrots, celery, garlic, and leeks. Filled the bag with stock so we'll have chicken and chicken soup. Will be mad delicious.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I'm sorry to say that I periodically lock the van windows and fart rape my entire family. Perhaps I need rehabilitation.
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    Kim Kardashian - Afterbirth

    And yet they cook something at a fairy precise temperature in liquid until it is done. I may have to bring this up in the cooking thread.
  10. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    He prefers cum dumpster.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Kim Kardashian - Afterbirth

    Is a pregnant woman the ultimate sous vide machine?
  12. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife is supermoist, like the cake. Lube is pretty much never necessary, but we still sometimes use it because it feels a little different and variety is fun. We also use lube for handjobs when we're playing like we're teenagers.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    How can that little solve the entirety of such a shit storm?
  14. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Wow, double post 13 minutes apart.
  15. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Have you ever thought about going into the restaurant business? You have a flair for labeling food.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Will it solve all the problems in your life?
  17. lurkingdirk

    i think i may have a claim to the House of Ascansia (serious)

    More like the Thousand-Year Kegel.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Dildo Baggins
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    i think i may have a claim to the House of Ascansia (serious)

    Sir Keg, May I recommend that ReRolled AssHat of the Year (tm) be the court jester while you're in power? I'm sure you won't be dissapoint.
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    Anyone have experience working in Hotels? (Management)

    Cost of living is pretty damned high there. Hope you have a bunch of equity to get a place there.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That is fucking disturbing.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I can retract it and state you like the buttholes dirty...
  23. lurkingdirk

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kotNxb2YApk
  24. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    He did not. He wrote the books about Harry Potter in Narnia.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It turns out Gravy is Wolf, and likes clean buttholes.
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    i think i may have a claim to the House of Ascansia (serious)

    You promise to have a ReRolled party in your Schloss?
  27. lurkingdirk

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    I prefer the vag. Less prep work, feels great, tastes better.
  28. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Were you strangely aroused by the strange man rubbing you while you penetrated a whore?
  29. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Wait, wait. Old guy rubbing your back? did I just miss that?
  30. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Johnny, you say nothing to report, yet you're still whoring it up. Keep the updates coming, man. Also, get checked for STDs on a regular basis. I'm not sure the wife will let it go a second time...
  31. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Jeeze dude. I can't stand to see my kids sick at all, and that sounds dreadful. Sorry she had to go through it, sorry you had to watch her go through it. Hope it's over and never comes back.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I made a casserole type thing for breakfast today. Shredded potatoes baked for half an hour, then covered with ham cubes and colby jack cheese, and pour over eggs beat with a bit of cream. Simple and delicious.
  33. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Don't get me wrong, man. I think you did good work. Cabling would be nice, and you can do it next summer. Easy to swap out. I like the lights. The size is seriously impressive. But I'm sure you get that all the time.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I'd need to see it in person, but I think I might prefer some stiles on that. I'm going to do a railing on the front of my house in a couple weeks, and I'm going for the relatively standard top/bottom rail with 2x2 stiles.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Johnny, come back.
  36. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

  37. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    If you want white trash cooking... White Trash Cooking: 25th Anniversary Edition (Jargon): Ernest Matthew Mickler: 9781607741879: Amazon.com: Books