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I like the colours, and it looks like you have done a great job, but I, too, prefer a raised deck. It's a preference thing, and I understand your reasons for doing what you did. Looks good - the bold colour brings it up to date nicely.

Ass to mouth. No question.

In the damned bushes. I should have known.

Realtor said no problem. Realtor wants to sell a house. Guess we'll see.

Sorry I was unclear. That's exactly their concern. Couple'a homos move in with a couple's kids. Are the conservative neighbours going to isolate their kids? They don't care so much about themselves, but they want their kids to be able to play in the neighbourhood full of Catholic folks.

How do you know this? Are you a wizzard?

Indeed. You also must cut through cleavasville to get to the Grand Tetons.

Hey Kuriin, here's a serious question. My very good friends are on the cusp of buying a house in what appears to be a fairly cookie cutter neighbourhood that seems to have a lot of traditional family units. They love the house, they love the neighbourhood, and they are on the cusp of adopting...

And every Chick fil A I've ever encountered was a disappointment.

Damn your coat hanger dick, even your sprouts look good. Invite me next time, wanker.

You forgot LakeWater MountHill BeachSandy

Does anyone use an online wine club or service? The local selection is now very satisfactory, and I don't get to Chicago as often as I'd like for that kind of purchase.

That typo is magnificent. I like the idea of naming a cake after him and then devouring it in the most sexually provocative way possible.

125 is on the high side for me. 120 for a few hours. I like it bloody, so does my family.

It is so hard to hope those teams win, but I hate the teams they are playing more. This may require some personal meditation.

And why not answer questions about masturbation and toys?

Onion smoothies. Obv.

This is true. I am able to do 100% of the work myself, so it's great. We bought an amazing house in a great neighbourhood that had been lived in by druggies. It was a crack house, and they did enough damage to it that it lost over 100,000$ value in one year. Most of it is cosmetic, but I'm going...

You're at least bi-curious. Honesty is the best way forward, man.

His kitchen is crazy, and clearly designed to film. I actually have a couch in my kitchen. Everyone ends up there, and there's space, so a lot of time is spent in the kitchen in comfort. You could actually put a camera where the couch is and film a cooking show. Hmm..

Stop being reasonable.

My kitchen is my man cave.

Sure, if that's what you're in to.

Yup. I'm looking forward to our kitchen redo this spring. New stove. New counters. New hardware. New island. I'm going to plumb in a sous vide hidie hole in the island counter. Gives me wood.

Izo seems upset.

And when was the last time you masturbated?

That's actually a good thing. If you have a power outage, leave a burner on and your house will never freeze during winter. It's a bonus.

Yeah, I set it up the day before we needed it for dinner because the day we ate it we were running all day long and I wouldn't have had time to cook. I threw some potatoes with a little butter and rosemary in a bag around lunch time, and pan fried them at dinner. They were great, too.

And drugged out hookers who tell me they love me. Don't forget those.

Well, folks, I put a whole roasting chicken in the sous vide. I put it in for 16 hours at 145 because that's how the timing worked. I think about 7 hours would have done it. I stuffed it with carrots, celery, onion and garlic, seasoned it inside and out, and put about 3 cups of chicken stock in...

I'd still like to see your tits. If it's not inconvenient.

Your brother sounds like a really nice guy.

Or Mist.

Oh, here we go. I'll pass, thanks.

Not anymore, but I certainly did for a lot of years. And I still work, just not as much. How is that relevant?

I miss Coach Z.

WAT?!?! More details, please.