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This is something I struggle to understand, and something my wife and I fight about periodically. If I'm given a specific task, I get that shit done ASAP. Then it's not hanging over me, and I have free time without guilt. I know everyone is wired differently, but I don't get this.

Seems a solid investment.

Khane has a huge dick. It is known.

I'm a chronic insomniac, and it has periodically because I've woken up gasping for air. No reason for it - I'm not over weight, I have decent blood pressure, I am in good shape, I get plenty of exercise every day....And, thought I struggle to say it, I agree with a_skeleton_03. Ambien has made...

Khane. Is there any question?

Hoss seems upset.

That looks nice 'Bisi. I look forward to hearing how you like it. My dad used to work for Leons. Man, I haven't been in one for about 10 years.

Big pot, Ziploc freezer bags. Works like a charm. I'm going to sous vide a whole chicken overnight tonight. I shall report back.

Every year when I buy my half cow, I always get the tongue and liver. My kids eat the tongue, they won't touch the liver.

Well, that's at least two things blown.

They all worked on Brad. He lays there, like Jabba the Hut, expecting his minions to pleasure him.

Ass kegels? That's a thing? Does watching a scary movie count?

I would have figured a scalding coffee enema would have done the trick.

I don't have to report to an office or anything except when I choose to, but I keep a morning routine, too. Up by 5, work out for 45 minutes, 45 minutes reading with OJ and coffee, make breakfast for the family. I also keep a pretty strict bed time ritual. This actually helps me cope with...

Izo gonna Izo. I'm doing neither, and that's that.

As I said truthfully what I meant, I was speaking in one tongue. I didn't understand your comments. You haven't clarified. Thanks for being consistent.

I don't actually understand what you are asking here. This has nothing whatsoever to do with me. Please, tell me more about your JW disfellowship.

I concede the point to Khane.

I'm sure he'll learn his lesson then, right? right?

Don't get into a religious "discussion" with Izo. He's not capable of discussing anything but his own thoughts. It won't be productive. Just FYI.

Yeah. Notre Dame might win this game, though even that is doubtful at this point, but they're not getting to the playoffs. Shit play. Some pretty bad calls against them, too. Ah, well. Pretty good season for the Irish.

Izo, you're in because of a giant animated signature? If you change it they will let you out?

I'm almost certain they will. Notre Dame has so many bloody injuries that I expect a lack-luster performance tonight. I shall have to kill the entire state of Ohio. It will be grim.

Get a haircut and close those fucking drawers! (Seriously happy for you, though)

Careful, man. Cakepops are a sensitive topic around here.

I hate Ohio State so much.

Congrats, man. Enjoy the time you can hold your kids in your hands. It disappears quickly.

Bisi, that is outstanding work.

I predict another Ohio State loss this weekend. That would make two losses to the only two ranked teams they faced all year.

They only count for half, apparently, so you need four for a threesome. That sounds alright.

Montreal's turned it up a bit in the third, but they look a bit limp.

Offer the nerds handies in their Camero for Amazon cards, and you'll be rich.

I figured out their source of funding. That, my friends, is a casting couch.

This really should be his user title.

You should probably crack a window before you go to sleep. You'll want to wake up in the morning and not asphyxiate yourself tonight...

When did Brad get so fat?

Does she at least let you watch her use the vibrator? That can be fun sometimes.