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Turkey is my least favourite bird to cook for holiday meals. Goose and Duck are both entirely superior meats. However, I gave in and am getting a regular turkey this year. I'm a try Alton Brown's thing, even if he's a weirdo.

The Notre Dame game was a little uncomfortable, because while BC's defense is ranked best in the country, their offense is among the worst. They shouldn't have scored so much. They really need to work on defense, but I think they deserve a playoff spot. Depending on their performance against...

I agree with Eomer. Fuck you.

But asshole boss is still in the picture? Why isn't his ass getting booted?

Good to know. I'll avoid that, then.

Little known fact: Hillary Clinton is tub-girl.

Chaos, what type of balls? Fresh from the shower balls? Immediately post work out balls? Fresh from having the balls slap against the ass hole of J49's whores balls? I need this information for science.

I read the article. Do you really believe that protection will eliminate all sodomy in his future? Try reading critically next time.

Did you all notice that now that Subway is no longer providing him sandwiches he is a fat fuck again? Also, kiddie diddler in prison. He's going to have a pleasant time, don't you think?

Like you have better offers.

Man. I don't get that shit. 38 years together, just cohabit if things are rough. Makes retirement finances hard and everyone gets bitter. Sorry, man. Hope things go smoothly.

Yeah. Chick fil a. Fuck them. Seriously. Had Sobe Pomegranate water from a soda fountain today. That shit's pretty good.

Perhaps we should start a kickstarter to get her a sybian. That might make him happy.

Easy. Etoille, Cad, you.

As Furry's path to rehabilitation was rendered impossible by the uber shitlord Draegan, I believe he should be unshawed. So say we all.

More permanent than AIDS?

A+ thread rename. Would handjob whatever mod did it for a poz load.

Dude, what's the update? Wife action? Deena blow jobs?

Chuk confirmed bi-curious.

And those pictures of soygen. Who can figure that shit out?

I believe a better question is "Mist, are you circumcised or not?"

Fuck Chick fil A. shit food from a shit company served by shit people. with extra shit. shit shit shit.

Oh, jeeze. Here we go.

To make Thanksgiving complete:

Yup. But we are nearly done. Charlie Weis still cashing big paychecks via Notre Dame Fighting Irish There's actually a party planned on campus when his final check gets sent. I'm actually not kidding.

This thread has taken a strange turn. I may be aroused.

Texas should hire Charlie Weis. hahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Will he be #winning with garlic, then?

Sad orgasms are still orgasms. Sob jobs can still be fun.

I had 50 people for lunch last week, used four slow cookers to cook soup. Turned them on at midnight the night before after doing the prep work had perfect soup ready without any work at lunch time the next day. Crock pots are being used less since I have the sous vide for sure, but they're not...

Yeah. That's winning. When I read this I tried to summon some sympathy for the guy. Didn't happen. What a tool.

Chance of sad sex?

You old, Noodle.

We're all closet homos? Seems the simplest of explanations. I mean YOU all are.

I dunno. ND losing only to the #1 team. Seems a shame to leave them out. Not that I'm biased or anything.

Bros, I want to deep fry a turkey, but don't have an adequate cook top to do it indoors, and I want to do it outside anyway. Any thoughts on how to get a huge pot of oil hot as fuck safely? Also need good recipes for deep fried turkey.

Well, they'll likely lose to Baylor. The win against TCU looked good at the time, but not so hot now. Baylor might jump Notre Dame in the rankings, though. Although Notre Dame's only loss is to the #1 team in the country. If the Irish can beat Stanford, I think they'll get a playoff spot. Pretty...

Do it. And wear a name tag that says Samwise Gamgee.

Notre Dame bumped out of the playoffs by Oklahoma State. Hard to argue with that, frankly. But damn.