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Your mom doesn't count.

No, it doesn't blow. Hence the need for hookers.

It'd be easier facing your coat hanger dick.

Soygen is just an angry little bitch who can't look past back and ass hair. I can tell you now, he's slight, ginger, and has a lisp.

And me. Don't forget me.

That's what I think, too. Why do you need to check on a sous vide cooker? What are you checking, actually?

Meh. I didn't find him funny.

Can someone explain the benefit of bluetooth on a sous vide to me?

For what it is, there is no stroller as good as BOB strollers. They are large, and the system Graco has is pretty sweet. We had a BOB for running, and a Graco seat/stroller system for on the fly.

Well, then. Don't even fart around looking. Best stroller out there: BOB Sport Utility Stroller

ND's strength of schedule, their only loss to the top team, and a strong loss at that. I dunno. I know I'm biased, but they're a good team.

McNuggets are hurt, man. That's harsh. You don't judge a man by his colour, how can you judge a nugget by its sauce?

Wow, sixth for the Irish. That's a bit of a surprise. Jumped by Michigan State? Quite a surprise.

Why are the playoff rankings not out for this week? AP was brutal to Ohio State, but correct I think. Iowa jumped Notre Dame, but the Irish are still at #4. This week's game against Stanford is their whole season at this point.

keg, I'm not clear. You seem to like Colbert, right?

Dust in your semen seems reasonable to you?

Someone start a gravy thread and we can all post our gravys for gravy this holiday season.

That made me laugh. Nice, Royal.

Perhaps reducing the number of times you jack off per day to 10 would help.

And a splendid ass. Don't forget the splendid ass.

It's hard to tell. Does this rock yet?

Consider replacing the barn doors with overhead doors. You can get them already insulated, and they're not so hard to install. Other than that, as much spray insulation as you can do. The foam is awesome for r value, but it has to be enclosed, as it's a fire hazard otherwise.

Who wouldn't go with the well groomed #3?

How bushy are your eyebrows, wombat?

You can't say that with certainty.

For fuck's sake, man. If a tranny only counts for half, dDon't discount midgets. If they are tranny midgets, you could have two, as they would each count for only one quarter. So...two men, two tranny midgets, two and a half men.

One of the places I do some work at has a totally empty fridge. That's where it goes. It's glorious. I have unlimited access to six fridges and five ovens, all within five miles. It's glorious.

Charlie Sheen, another dude, and a midget?

I'ma pick up the turkey Wednesday at noon, and put it in the cooler covered with ice. Then, Thursday afternoon, I'll put it in the brine and refrigerate. Saturday morning the cooking will start. Sounds like a plan. Doing Gordon Ramsay's duck recipe. Always delicious. Leaves me with nice duck...

Yeah, I'm getting a fresh turkey Wednesday, but not cooking it until Saturday. I don't want to freeze it if I can avoid it.

Pretty sure Les Miles won't have a problem finding another job. There's going to be a lot of coach shuffling this year.

Can I brine a turkey for 2 days?

Isn't that part of everyone's Thanksgiving tradition?

Need some nipple definition work, I think.

Really you should just post a picture of what you have now, then we'll make suggestions.

Well, as you can see from the film, Ben Stiller is obviously taking himself seriously. He's working toward his Oscar nomination with films such as this, obviously. You have to expect everyone involved in the film to take themselves that seriously. I'm pretty sure they will mention other...

I prefer Cats with Trump's hair memes.