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  1. Hoss

    The Acolyte

    Not that I'm ready to go all in defending this yet, but a couple of points. #1 not all bad jedi are sith. Sith are a specific order. People can be evil in different ways. #2 Even if it is sith, as long as they remain hidden (ie leave no survivors) it should not be surprising. I mean, we...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I am making an assumption that he's paying for this. If not directly, then through something like taxes or POA dues. If so, no way they can just change the rules without notice.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    We had an electric can opener growing up. Had a bad ass grinding wheel on the back that we used to sharpen knives. I used to sharpen knives just to watch the sparks fly. As an adult I've never had one because it just takes up too much counter space and we don't open cans often enough. There...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Rules are written down somewhere, right? Stick to your guns. Don't let some power mad dipshit change the rules willy nilly.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Ever try to crack duck eggs? shells are so tough I found using a knife was the most effective way.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    This is the Cowboys' year. I can feel it in my boner.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Damn. 1.1x is the fastest I can go on a podcast. What I find more useful is trim silence. Castbox is the only player I've found with that option but it's invaluable for people who always talk like they're shatner delivering the big monologue. It was "Dark - 30" for me. Which meant when the...
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    Dating

    She's a jedi like two-pack. They struck her down and she only became more powerful.
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    Dating

    How did that bitch die in 2009 and star in a movie in 2014?
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    Dating

    I'm not even talking about your mis-characterization of that scenario as a 'bad play'. This is not the section for calling out communist lies.
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    Dating

    Try this theory. Embrace the weird. As long as you don't lose a kidney it will be a success. I like the make a funny face idea, especially if you're a joker like me. If you're not, the traditional signs are to make eye contact and do the eyebrow raise / head tilt. Maybe raise your glass...
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    Dating

    The Florida panhandle is a republican stronghold. That's why they always try to call the election before the panhandle polls close. Explain this discrepancy!
  13. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    In this case the character is AL legal, so I'm sure I'll be stuck with the most boring interpretation of the rules. But I'm writing 2d6 / 4d6 on my sheet because I like rolling dice.
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    The D&D thread

    That's weird, I actually remember seeing the 7 and 14 damage on the sheet the DM gave me, but when I searched online last night everything was saying damage dice. It's so rare I'm surprised they bothered to modify it. Doubling every damage die makes sense. I know you get to double sneak...
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    The D&D thread

    In that case, does the 2d6 / 4d6 extra damage also get doubled by the crit?
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    The D&D thread

    Got a question about the condition "When you roll a 20 on an attack roll made with this weapon" Does that mean a crit? Or is that a 20 after your modifiers. It seems weird to word it that way if it's a crit. The item in question is the Mace of Smiting. It does extra damage when you roll a...
  17. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    maybe if he understood basic cock science, he wouldn't want to be a girl today.
  18. Hoss

    Community

    I wonder if the show would have ever been bought without chevy. I know Joel was pretty big, but he was streaming big. Not SNL/Caddysack/Fletch big.
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    AI images

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    AI images

    Could always try 'orange hitler'. I bet it uses an actual picture of him.
  21. Hoss

    AI images

    How are they political, exactly?
  22. Hoss

    Community

    How would you do that, story - wise? He's dead in the show. BTW, I thought he was dead IRL too. I thought that was why they killed him off. I checked before posting though.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Was it like this? maybe reddit was just suggesting some good ole fashioned canadian health care based on your post history. (BTW you get the same thing if you look for kill yourself memes on google ... i think I just made it onto a new watchlist)
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Testosterone doesn't affect your cock, just whether and how erect it will get. If your cock is thick it's because you jerk off with a twisting motion. Guys who crank down with a pulling motion have longer cocks. And that, my friend, is what we call science.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    didn't he give an interview where he literally said he didn't give a fuck about the fans or the team? Aside from that he seemed to be full of nothing but platitudes. Like he had a -2 charisma modifer. He'd say the right things and no one would buy it.
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    What tickles your pickle

    No confusion bro. He's an asset. You're an agent.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Reminds me of an old standup routine. Can't remember who it was other than I'm pretty sure it was a black woman. She said all women are hos. Some are honest hos, some are closet hos. The closet hos may not be slinging that pussy on the street corner, but they're still using it to get things...
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    What tickles your pickle

    huh? Did you skip some words? It went away overnight? It's engulfed your penis overnight? is it like accidentally the whole thing? I always took that to mean you ate the thing so I hope that's not it.
  30. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    That's what I've heard too. Of course your wife is just personal experience. My experience is that I've fucked lots of whores (some figurative, some literal) and I've only seen the roast beef once. That was a girl who only let me finger her. That's why I asked for the visual aid. If it's...
  31. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Wait wait wait, the FBI is being sold? To who? And how do you have shares in it?
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    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    I still think Brock Osweiler was worse. Sure the money wasn't as much, but they had to give up fuckin draft picks to get rid of him. Then the texans traded up with the browns to pick up Deshone Watson. el oh el
  33. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    I'm gunna need you to provide a visual aid. If this is true then you should be able to put together a chart showing the vaginas of various porn stars throughout their career. I'll be looking for it in the porn section. Thanks in advance.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Be more specific. Do you mean they break without sex sometimes? Maybe that's just what sluts want you to think. Doesn't matter either way. That's the only verification you have. Its either there, or you can't trust her stated body count. Or do you mean how they grow back. Is that what...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    The only problem with this is verification. Unless she's a virgin you can never know if she's lying about her body count. Yeah yeah yeah. "I know her and I trust her" It's still only God and her who knows the true number. Once you pop the seal, you know for sure for 1 day. Every day after...
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    Mugshawtys

    Fuckin A. The shortbus made me laugh a lot.
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    Mugshawtys

    I don't even know what your point is. Just because a woman doesn't look like your perfect woman, doesn't mean she isn't a woman. This is you "Yeah well I really like my girls to have 9 toes. On one foot and 7 on the other. Therefore any girl with suboptimal number of toes must be a dude"
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    Mugshawtys

    You're confirmed gay though, aren't you? There's no question for straight dudes that that's a woman. Look at the hips. Granted they're not super feminine, but those are women's hips. Look at how she moves.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Looks like they worked a lot better than the ride my grandpa had when he came ashore in france. It was a deuce and a half they made water tight. They called it a duck. He said even though the beach head was secured and no one was shooting by the time he arrived, some of them still died...
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    Mugshawtys

    Noice. Supposedly a fitness influencer who just found out her husband was cheating on her with her friend. But I didn't see her name. Gotta be honest here, I'm influenced by that display.