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You said you got her number, right? How about call her up and joke about how batshit insane your ex is to make up lies for no reason other than to fuck with you? Even though it"d clearly be better if the ex was never there, it will make for a far more interesting first phone conversation than...

Azrayne, I don"t know you so I can"t say for sure. But I think most often, when a guy doesn"t want to break it off with an unstable girl, it"s because he simply likes the affection. One of my best friends is dating a girl who is, rationally, a soul-stealing succubus, but he can"t let her go...

A simple "this is odd and I"m not comfortable answering these questions" would suffice. The best answer is often the simplest one. Plus, even though the message has no agenda, it does have the side effect of conveying a good message: if it"s really her brother, it tells him its not his business...

Absolutely wrong. Texting is a gift from god for getting girls. I am like twice as likely to get laid if I start off with a little texting game first. You can say what you want, when you want, and when you don"t say anything she has no idea why. If you can"t think of anything to say, you say...

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Are you suggesting that Aychamo = Millie?

Seriously, what percentage of people just out of the blue croak? Take that number, and of all the people on this board, in this post talking about their girlfriends f/b"s, FUCKIN AYCHAMO is the one whose girl just dropped dead out of no where? I gotta go with chance here and call absolute bs...

Wrong. Wrong. WINNER! Do YOU think you were rude to her? I"m guessing no, since you didn"t mention it. Then don"t bring it up again. Would you be thinking about it had your friend/brother/sister/father called you? Probably not, so why are you thinking about it now? First of all, never...

damnit brad, bad New rule to help you improve: never again can you use the phrase "take ___ out." You may say "hang out", "meet me...", etc, never again "take you out." The "as friends" thing makes it even worse. You just said you will entertain her, on you, and want nothing in return. The...

That video is hilarious.

Brad, it"s hard to understand what people are talking about in objection to how you handled the stripper story if you don"t fully grasp the concept we are talking about. In this case, just take my/our word for it that if you want to be anything more than a customer that she likes more than other...

About the stripper, I must re-re-re-rehash what has already been said. There are times when you can pull the "let me take your out for a good time" routine where you show her the world & buy her dinner and shit, but you can NEVER do that to girls who get it a lot. This means: strippers...

meet up and hang out doesn"t mean pay for her shit. Sure if you ask her to dinner you imply that you are paying, but dinner dates are completely inappropriate for someone you barely know imo. Plan an activity and use words like "meet up" rather than "go out" and you set the tone that you aren"t...

Somebody"s never had a (female) fuck buddy

I"m guessing I looked at the updated profile, but I see 2 problems with it: for one you aren"t smiling in any pic and apparently only have 1 friend who you go to empty bars with, and two your profile has no hook. Girls care most that you enjoy yourself, you have to show that in your pictures...

What if you too an average hot girl"s profile, copied it word for word and just replaced the word "men" with "women?" Women read it and think "oh he"s just like me!" since they think they are a unique flower with a unique profile and you look like their perfect match right off the bat. Random...

millie gave me cancer

Good god what is wrong with you people. Divinefactor just spoon-fed you some grade-A foot-in-mouth material and no one notices. He joins a thread that he has clearly not read, that has been dedicated for over 50 pages now to success stories using a specific introduction, and lays into a guy for...

Why do you think nervous guys calls a girl 10 times in one day after a cancelled date? To make himself feel better because he"s freaking out that she isn"t in to him anyone. He"s doing something in desperation in order to gain back control. That"s what your essay did, and you would have saved...

If it will produce results, I will read a book on how to attract more/better women, on how to convince people to my point of view, how to influence others, how to get people to like me, and how to be better at my job. And Ihaveread books on all of these. And they have all improved my life...

If you think looks really and truly will ruin you, look up any of the 100 youtube videos of Russel Brandt online. He looks like he"ll murder your children and rape your wife, yet when he is interviewed by women they quite noticeably want to bang his brains out. Look at Mystery: he"s a freak and...

seriously, shouldnt you be going to theattractionforums and posting field reports instead of doing it here? I mean, I like reading FRs there, and that"s what the forum is for, after all. Oh and vehn, the dance floor is a trap, as they say. You will rarely score much from there, and never...

I stopped going out for the purpose of practicing game, partially because I"m not that social and partially because I have no wingman to speak of. I do practice game nonstop at work (restaurant with crazy high turnover) and I"ve internalized so much of it that I accidentally game every remotely...

re: aych The concepts mystery talks about are all correct from my experience. The ideas behind the gimics are correct, what I"m saying is that some of the gimics themselves fail to portray the idea to certain girls. Example: I use the "we would totally not get along" line all the time. One...

Your story about the "come have sex with me" text is fake because women do not speak like that. They deal in euphemisms ("I don"t have to come out for you to come over and have fun with me") and even if you aroused her so much during your interaction that she wanted to sleep with you immediately...

oh yea and whats up cajun-chamo

stories are more interesting when they arent fabricated

good god when did etoille turn batshit insane? maybe its the realization that she is so off-base and presumptive that is causing her to defend her point with endless vigor. hi rationalization banging a girl on tape is not an ethically correct action, but sociopath? trouble developing feelings...

what aychamo is talking about is what most mature adults do you are free to do anything you want with other girls until you agree to be exclusive (sometimes implicitly). it"s actually a smart thing to continue to pursue other girls even if you have a prospect that youre potentially really...

I love this thread because every page there"s a new guy embarrassing himself.

It will take off if there is a cat taped upside down to the bottom of it.

i would really contemplate suicide there...i cant imagine that kind of pain lasting more than 1 minute, much less a couple hours

I used to play rec ice hockey and didn"t wear a cup the first few games out of laziness to buy one. Then one guy told me how his cup cracked once after taking a slapshot to the nuts. Needless to say I owned a cup afterwards. When I"d block shots I"d always cover my nuts. Was a really, really...

Why do people find nut-shots so funny? Girls don"t really have much reaction, but guys either laugh hysterically or feel more compassion for the victim than they have any other time in their lives. I laugh if it is a minor drop-to-your-knees-for-2-minutes shot, but if it is severe, I am almost...

I never read that box office thread. I just thought we were making fun of Vatoreus. Ah well, tell me what to do next masters.

If its a straw poll will someone pay me to vote a certain way, either comfencized or uncomfencized?

I do that too, only it sucks when they find out it"s not a joke. I just owned myself.

how can you dog sled with igloos littering the land?

now i know why i eat gobs and gobs of peanut butter... i dont ever use lube, and i"m circumsized...just not necessary as another has said, and i"m into impromptu jerks and dont like cleanup beyond a paper totel i shit every 1-3 days, and its never determined by time of day. if i"m eating...

there"s a such thing as too much longevity...i can"t get off the first time i fuck generally...i always gotta go for seconds 20 minutes later...and no its no small penis or enormous vagina problem