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I get the feeling that it's going back to some of the little used lore from the legends series. Red is synthetic and flawless, but the other colors represent your role as a jedi because you change the color while making the saber. I only remember seeing it in one or 2 old republic and earlier...

Isn't the hip drop tackle basically the seahawk tackle from a few years ago that they started teaching to everyone because it was safer and more reliable?

Gotta say, bold choice for that heffer to wear a fucking cowprint coat. But then again, compare her to everyone else in that video and maybe she's considered in shape for that town.

I'mma pass on using the toilet binoculars. Does that place have the highest rate of pink eye in the world? Logically, some place in the world has to be #1 and this is as good a reason as any to lead the pack. GIS for pink eye capital of the world was pretty gross. You can all thank me...

Until I double checked the name, I didn't even realize gorlock was a dude. But even so, in this case tranny != trap. Traps have a chance to trick a dude into fucking them. Instead of wooden stakes, gorlock carries around bread sticks to sop up the blood.

Is Timothy missing his legs? Because we need a white tranny who identifies as asian and is missing at least 1 limb. I will also accept gorlock the destroyer if it hasn't killed itself yet.

I loved rogue squadron. Even when they had a token jedi flying with them. Wraith squadron too. As much as I like the jedi, by and large, my favorite books were the ones without jedi. But yeah, even if you say the making of a red lightsaber is a sith technique, someone could have just found...

Not that I'm ready to go all in defending this yet, but a couple of points. #1 not all bad jedi are sith. Sith are a specific order. People can be evil in different ways. #2 Even if it is sith, as long as they remain hidden (ie leave no survivors) it should not be surprising. I mean, we...

I am making an assumption that he's paying for this. If not directly, then through something like taxes or POA dues. If so, no way they can just change the rules without notice.

We had an electric can opener growing up. Had a bad ass grinding wheel on the back that we used to sharpen knives. I used to sharpen knives just to watch the sparks fly. As an adult I've never had one because it just takes up too much counter space and we don't open cans often enough. There...

Rules are written down somewhere, right? Stick to your guns. Don't let some power mad dipshit change the rules willy nilly.

Ever try to crack duck eggs? shells are so tough I found using a knife was the most effective way.

This is the Cowboys' year. I can feel it in my boner.

Damn. 1.1x is the fastest I can go on a podcast. What I find more useful is trim silence. Castbox is the only player I've found with that option but it's invaluable for people who always talk like they're shatner delivering the big monologue. It was "Dark - 30" for me. Which meant when the...

She's a jedi like two-pack. They struck her down and she only became more powerful.

How did that bitch die in 2009 and star in a movie in 2014?

I'm not even talking about your mis-characterization of that scenario as a 'bad play'. This is not the section for calling out communist lies.

Try this theory. Embrace the weird. As long as you don't lose a kidney it will be a success. I like the make a funny face idea, especially if you're a joker like me. If you're not, the traditional signs are to make eye contact and do the eyebrow raise / head tilt. Maybe raise your glass...

The Florida panhandle is a republican stronghold. That's why they always try to call the election before the panhandle polls close. Explain this discrepancy!

In this case the character is AL legal, so I'm sure I'll be stuck with the most boring interpretation of the rules. But I'm writing 2d6 / 4d6 on my sheet because I like rolling dice.

That's weird, I actually remember seeing the 7 and 14 damage on the sheet the DM gave me, but when I searched online last night everything was saying damage dice. It's so rare I'm surprised they bothered to modify it. Doubling every damage die makes sense. I know you get to double sneak...

In that case, does the 2d6 / 4d6 extra damage also get doubled by the crit?

Got a question about the condition "When you roll a 20 on an attack roll made with this weapon" Does that mean a crit? Or is that a 20 after your modifiers. It seems weird to word it that way if it's a crit. The item in question is the Mace of Smiting. It does extra damage when you roll a...

maybe if he understood basic cock science, he wouldn't want to be a girl today.

I wonder if the show would have ever been bought without chevy. I know Joel was pretty big, but he was streaming big. Not SNL/Caddysack/Fletch big.

Could always try 'orange hitler'. I bet it uses an actual picture of him.

How are they political, exactly?

How would you do that, story - wise? He's dead in the show. BTW, I thought he was dead IRL too. I thought that was why they killed him off. I checked before posting though.

Was it like this? maybe reddit was just suggesting some good ole fashioned canadian health care based on your post history. (BTW you get the same thing if you look for kill yourself memes on google ... i think I just made it onto a new watchlist)

Testosterone doesn't affect your cock, just whether and how erect it will get. If your cock is thick it's because you jerk off with a twisting motion. Guys who crank down with a pulling motion have longer cocks. And that, my friend, is what we call science.

didn't he give an interview where he literally said he didn't give a fuck about the fans or the team? Aside from that he seemed to be full of nothing but platitudes. Like he had a -2 charisma modifer. He'd say the right things and no one would buy it.

No confusion bro. He's an asset. You're an agent.

Reminds me of an old standup routine. Can't remember who it was other than I'm pretty sure it was a black woman. She said all women are hos. Some are honest hos, some are closet hos. The closet hos may not be slinging that pussy on the street corner, but they're still using it to get things...

huh? Did you skip some words? It went away overnight? It's engulfed your penis overnight? is it like accidentally the whole thing? I always took that to mean you ate the thing so I hope that's not it.

That's what I've heard too. Of course your wife is just personal experience. My experience is that I've fucked lots of whores (some figurative, some literal) and I've only seen the roast beef once. That was a girl who only let me finger her. That's why I asked for the visual aid. If it's...

Wait wait wait, the FBI is being sold? To who? And how do you have shares in it?

I still think Brock Osweiler was worse. Sure the money wasn't as much, but they had to give up fuckin draft picks to get rid of him. Then the texans traded up with the browns to pick up Deshone Watson. el oh el

I'm gunna need you to provide a visual aid. If this is true then you should be able to put together a chart showing the vaginas of various porn stars throughout their career. I'll be looking for it in the porn section. Thanks in advance.