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  1. Cutlery

    Weight Loss Thread

    Aight, it's early, I forgot about the Iditarod. But I think we're mostly talking past each other anyway.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Yeah, but at the end of the day, are we really all that different? We're 2 of the most efficient predators this planet has ever produced. And I dunno about them beating our endurance - there ain't a 26 mile race for dogs. But at the end of the day, we're just 2 carnivores trying to make our way...
  3. Cutlery

    Weight Loss Thread

    This is 100% true for dogs, and has actually been studied in depth. Human studies are hard because the highest performing people aren't changing their diets for your studies. So you're left with the middling and mediocre to get data from. But with dogs, you can feed dogs whatever you want and...
  4. Cutlery

    Weight Loss Thread

    Pretty sure that shits a myth. Athlean-X and Jeff Nippard both say to ignore that shit. Also makes logical sense too - if you could only absorb 30g a protein per meal, you'd need to eat around the clock basically, but you don't. I think as long as you've got the right plan (not eating fucking...
  5. Cutlery

    Weight Loss Thread

    0.6-1g/lb is what I think most of what the science says. My goal is 218, I weigh 202. Also, grilled chicken, broheim. 6oz is 50g of protein.
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    Chess

    Well, I took a look at the local chess club, spent a couple hours out there watching various games. Place was in the basement of a mall, pretty diverse group - all men, but all ages/ethnicities. Basically what you'd expect. Since I had no cell service, I was essentially just eyeballing positions...
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    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    Does the measles shot prevent polio?
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    Dating

    Conefed, if you're talking about your ex with that LSD laced rant there, just punch yourself in the fucking balls. Your life isn't even my life and I remember how much of a shit show that was.
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    The Metal Thread

    Ah, Dave Lombardo playing for the misfits these days. That's pretty legit. Also, Doyle banging Alyssa White-Gluz is the ultimate motivation to stay fit into your 50s, eh?
  10. Cutlery

    Home Improvement

    That's a bummer. Mine is half a mile. I've walked there when the situation necessitated it
  11. Cutlery

    Home Improvement

    Menards has 11% rebates all year except for Christmas season. Pretty nice getting $100 checks in the mail for the next project after you finish the first.
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    Car Insurance / Home Insurance

    Best you can do is just shop around every time they do. I was with a pretty good company, but my guy retired, and my rates went up, so I went looking, and now my rates are back to reasonable again. As soon as they go up, I'll go hit the bricks again and find someone to replace them. But yes...
  13. Cutlery

    The Fast Food Thread

    As I've flown exactly 4 times in my life, I am immune to airport currency, and also Toblerones. But someone posted a receipt the other day where one burger and the rest was $25, so honestly, it doesn't even sound that inflated.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't get it. Shit's not even that good. For $34 you can get 4 medium pizzas at Dominos and eat for a week.
  15. Cutlery

    Health Problems

    I know what it means in this context, but I can't help but feel offended every time something medical comes back "unremarkable."
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Heh, my boss said the funniest shit about this one day, took about an hour to stop laughing about it. "I have a lot more 47' extension cords than I care to admit."
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I got no reason to off her. She waived my final 10k bill because I bitched her out for ignoring me and spending all of her time on Keith Ellison's case, which cost me a shitload in back child support. I am, however, happy with one less super lefty in the world.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So, my oldest works rotating 6pm-6am, so she can't babysit for that shift. Also, technically, per the divorce decree, the other parent has first right of refusal on any babysitting duties. This tends to put a hamper on things, because the term "parent" means something when custody is involved...
  19. Cutlery

    Boxing

    That bitch has an OF? Why ain't she in the thot thread?
  20. Cutlery

    The Metal Thread

    Thanks for reminding me about these guys. I miss Type O
  21. Cutlery

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't feel bad. She was a super hyper lefty teamster lawyer, and she died "suddenly." Anyway, disregard the whole thing. Just talked to her and she's not on board, so not even gonna bother if she has a chance to fuck the whole thing up.
  22. Cutlery

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that. My lawyer died. Hence why I'm asking here now.
  23. Cutlery

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have 50/50 custody of my youngest. The oldest lives with me, and is not a minor. Therefore, situation is simply about the youngest. She'll be 13 here soon. My ex wife and I both work days. I've been offered an opportunity to advance pretty significantly professionally, but would require me to...
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    Home Improvement

    Fuck, couple summers ago, my AC went out on the hottest day of the year (when else would it go out?) Fan blade looked like the incredible hulk just tore it in half. I called an AC guy, he said "yeah, we can get the part, but I can't get back out here for a week, you can pick it up from our...
  25. Cutlery

    Home Improvement

    Cover it anyway, because the birds will eat all that shit right off the ground.
  26. Cutlery

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    That's some crazy shit, dude. Couldda, woulda, shoulda and all that shit aside, no one deserves that shit. Good luck sir.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Labia minora is 100% genetic variation. And why wouldn't it be? My ex pushed a 10lb baby out hers and still no roast beef. Unless you're somehow claiming that your mighty pecker is capable of doing more damage to a vagina than a literal child can, it fails on any amount of examination at all...
  28. Cutlery

    Health Problems

    Back to sick gainz?
  29. Cutlery

    Home Improvement

    100% creeping Charlie. No mowing, lush greenery.
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    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    I dunno if I understand the music argument right now. The best thing about the music scene right now with YouTube and such is that it's never been easier for talented people to showcase their skills and build a following. The worst thing about the music scene right now with YouTube and such is...
  31. Cutlery

    Home Improvement

    Copy that, we'll try that.
  32. Cutlery

    Home Improvement

    Fyi, I have 90v on those 2 black wires on that switch. 120v on the 2 white wires on the switch next to it when it's OFF and 0.01 when it's on. I don't know what the fuck any of this means. Just checked another 2 gang switch in my house and I have a fucking red and a black going to it, so I'm...
  33. Cutlery

    Home Improvement

    So, I had a bathroom light fixture stop working, and I'm trying to figure out the issue here. Maybe I'm searching for the wrong shit. It's 6 bulbs, all 6 bulbs are good. It's fed from this switch, and this is where I'm confused. Why would this switch have a black and a black and the other switch...
  34. Cutlery

    Chess

    That was kinda my thoughts about it as well. Read something about a guy who was playing an OTB game at his regular Wednesday night thing and they both sat talking about a particular position for an hour, before they went home and put it into the engine the next day. That's the kinda shit I think...
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    Chess

    Anyone ever done any OTB play? Turns out there's a USCF club in town that took over an old mall location and runs tournaments M-Th and on the weekends. Would have to join the USCF, but with how bad the cheating has gotten online, you are always left wondering if that guy *really* just found...
  36. Cutlery

    The Prepper Thread

    Magnesium bars are the shit. I've got one in my bugout bag, and every year I start the first fire in the fireplace with it just to appreciate the lighter for the rest of the year. But really, some Kleenex/toilet tissue, and a magnesium bar and a knife and you should be able to get anything...
  37. Cutlery

    The Fast Food Thread

    It's raspberry. The regular isn't bad, the zero tastes like someone put a cigarette out in it.
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    Post Your Pet

    Not my pet. But I got some reactions to some of my shit from a few months ago, and I reread a line I wrote "winter is hard on dogs with 4 legs, and I'm saving her from that." DOES THIS LOOK LIKE WINTER, MOTHERFUCKER?!?!? It's fucking 45 degrees. We've got 6 inches of snow total. It's like it's...
  39. Cutlery

    Woodworking

    Okay, but can jet fuel melt them?
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    Investing General Discussion

    Ah, so it's just like every other AI and only knows brown people