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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I am actually an avid recreational adult slow pitch softball player. I'm pretty good too. But I don't get the respect I deserve, because in addition to chicks, apparently dudes with beer guts also dig the long-ball and I am just a singles/doubles hitter. What was the plan and how did it go...
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    Writers Wanted - JN.com - Announcement Discussion

    What is in it for the writers? Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be standoffish, but it seems to me you are trying to build a brand on basically free labor. I understand you probably can't pay now... but... some sort of goal/outline would be nice. It is obvious you are looking for ways...
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I have a lifelong goal, I call it the #quaddeuce. It is where you take 4 shits in one day. The rules are, no PED's (laxatives), each shit must be solid (no diarrhea) and no pinching off. 4 solid shits in one day. I consider it more of a spiritual quest rather than some sort of contest. The...
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    It might seem kind of cliche but I loved Jurassic Park so I would go with some sort of Dinosaur. Stegosaurus perhaps. What happened the last time you said "OH SHIT"?!
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Yeah, I hadn't really looked into the cost, I just know that she was interested and I figured anything that keeps her motivated could be a good thing. But the local place here wants a $150 per month per person or some shit like that. Fuck that. I'm not much of a gym guy anyways, prefer to do...
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I've had some bad beats playing Texas Hold'em for some big pots, so dollar-wise it was probably that. But the one that sticks in my head was a $20 bet I had on the 1990 NFC Championship game. My Dad was off to Vegas and put the bet down for me and I thought it was going to be the easiest $20 I...
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Me personally, I am not interested in adding a ton of muscle mass and prefer a lean athletic build I guess. I'm 5'11 185, pretty happy with that although I could use a little bit more definition and a little less beer gut But the reason I bring it up is my wife wants us to go do crossfit...
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Sooooo.... I haven't really read through this thread at all so forgive me if this has been covered: Crossfit, good workout program or creepy fitness cult?
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I'm not sure what "boring" sex drive means. Just not adventurous in (or out of) the bedroom or just doesn't want it that often or what? But I guess I'll take the super hot wife. Maybe the sex isn't everything that it can be but odds are the fat disgusting whore bag can't keep up with me with...
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    Art Bell returns to radio!

    Amongst all the kooks and crazies that he had on, he also had some very interesting and intelligent guests as well. For example, I discovered Michio Kaku through Art Bell when he had him on for an interview.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    I'm pretty sure when they do IVF they will have her so hopped up on hormones and what not that she'll have to wait until the blood test.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I like my neighbors and have no problem peeing in public when drunk, so I'll take the peeing. What would you have gotten away with if you weren't ratted out?
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I didn't get paid this week. What did you do that you'll never live down?
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    The Video Thread

    Speaking of which, here is a video of Lady Gaga being naked and weird. http://vimeo.com/71919803
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Jump on a cactus... because I'm kinky like that, but not like the other way... Who are you obligated to rescue, who do you really want to rescue, and what possession would you save? (Link to explain question:Man saves dog from sinking ship, the goes back for wife)
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    Best condoms?

    So glad this is something I don't have to worry about anymore.
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    What kind of phone? If it is a smartphone there are several ways to get the texts off of there... Keep us updated, this is good popcorn material
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    Smartphones

    They just unveiled theirAT&T Nextplan where you can upgrade once a year. Might be able to switch to that to get an upgrade now, but not positive. YMMV on whether the math works out in your favor or not for the Next program.
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    Fantasy Football 2013 Advice Thread

    Nah, not a player in particular. I was just on ESPN's website and I think like 1/2 the headlines were about players who torn ACL's and were done for the year. As far as fantasy is concerned, I think these injuries are changing the landscape of WR this year. Not only do we already have...
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    Fantasy Football 2013 Advice Thread

    At the rate ACL's are getting blown out this pre-season, I'm wondering if there will be any players left come draft day.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I would still encourage all of the "budding amature photographers" to bring their cameras and take pictures. I would ask them to try to get shots of either the process or look for things going on in the peripherals of the wedding. Have some little cousins doing kid things, get that shot...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yup, and I sure you never spend money on things that are a "waste of money." Just shelter and subsistence amirite? Weddings are all about women and their chance to be princess for a day. It is something they look forward to all of their lives, and if done right, is something that they will...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Women.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nope, that would have been a terrible idea. First of all, if they don't specifically do wedding photography their inexperience when it comes to setting up the shots/poses/etc. is going to show in your pictures. A devoted wedding photographer will have a plethora of go-to poses and shots that...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Another way tosay-it-without-saying-itis going with the 'I think I am falling in love with you' line. Works really well after a passionate sex session, opens the dialog about where you both see the relationship going and doesn't leave you hanging if you don't get the return 'I love you too!'
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Not quite sure how to answer this. Do you just mean re-release? Updates graphics? Complete overhaul using modern technology and gameplay based on the retro game? Anyways, I would play the shit out of a Legend of Zelda remake. I still play the original and have like just about every sequel...
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    MLB 2013 season

    Morales can easily be turned into a draft pick by giving him a qualifying offer this offseason, that is why he wasn't moved. Morse can still easily be moved (no team out of contention is going to bother picking him up off the waiver wire) and his value is likely to increase if he can prove he...
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I'll take the $150k and stay pat here. Being Ironman sounds stressful. What is the coolest vacation you have ever taken, what made it so cool?
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    Adventures with Lyrical: Buying a Business (REPOST)

    Well you could offer up some of the benefits that an owner might expect to entice him to stay if he continues to grow and is a valuable asset worth hanging onto. Profit sharing, flexible schedule, maybe even equity if you are willing to go down that road. If it does come down to him striking...
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    Your Own Photography

    Did a hike up near Mount Baker today. Didn't get out their early enough to get any shots with the good light, plus the wildflowers aren't quite out yet, but should out in full force in a month or so. Only shot I'm really proud of is the butterfly. The rest are just to illustrate the views. On...
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    The only thing that doesn't make sense to me on the grift aspect is why throw a hissy fit over getting the plates? Is that just their excuse for holding up the process? What if he just would have sent the plates off, then what would they do other than get the law involved? If it is a grift...
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    2013 NFL Season

    Funny thing about that picture is that Tebow probably really was trying to throw to Hernandez.
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    MLB 2013 season

    I actually thoroughly enjoyed reading about all the GM's who had their jimmies rustled over the M's asking price for their "big bats."
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Not that often that I click on a Fedor spoiler and think "Aw man, why couldn't it be a tranny?"
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    I am sorry that you are having to deal with this. Sounds like a shitty situation. I'm sure a lot of people are going to come into this thread with theirhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hindsightcalling you an idiot and what not, but it seems pretty clear you already have that all figured...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Okay, sorry for the newb questions here but I just started. I got a "Flame Archdemon Belial" (a 6 star Devil I guess?) for my first 5 stones, is that good enough to start with or should I keep rerolling till I find something from the list in the OP? Also, it won't let me put my Flame...
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    Smartphones

    Weren't most of the top end phones priced at $299 (w/ contract) when they initially came out? Seems like the MotoX is priced just right compared to that. There is also rumors of a high-end Motorola release due out this fall. I will concede that between the 'assembled in US' and the...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Maybe the thread should be renamed Funny Strange Random Pics (ORIGINAL CONTENT ONLY!) We wouldn't want something that might be somewhere else on the web to end up here.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I prefer 5 guys as well and I am on the West Coast. Never understood the In-N-Out hype. No, I am not, but not in a "I'm depressed and hate my life" kind of way. More of a "I am always trying to get more out of life and not being satisfied keeps me motivated" kind of way. What is your...
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    World Peace. First off, Mila Kunis isn't offering up anything that I'm not getting already, second, I can only imagine what society will be capable of doing once we stop devoting so much effort and resources into fighting and killing each other. We can stop building drones and start building...