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Boobs.A: Asian. They are the best in the kitchen.
Q: Big boobs or big ass?
How do fat people wipe their asses when they can't reach it?
Boobs.A: Asian. They are the best in the kitchen.
Q: Big boobs or big ass?
I routinely drink $18 margaritas at a local mexican place, but they are served in what could be described as a fishbowl and are mostly booze. I also had a $12 mimosa in Vegas that was in a tiny champagne flute and was mostly OJ in one of the damn lounges at Caesars Palace.What's the most expensive alcoholic drink that you have drank?
Fucked on a public beach during a fairly busy time of year.I routinely drink $18 margaritas at a local mexican place, but they are served in what could be described as a fishbowl and are mostly booze. I also had a $12 mimosa in Vegas that was in a tiny champagne flute and was mostly OJ in one of the damn lounges at Caesars Palace.
What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done?
I assume you have to feel guilty for it to be a guilty pleasure? Whipping my nephew's ass at words with friends. As soon as my niece figures out how to spell my user name, I'll whip her ass by an even larger margin and still feel guilty.What's the last secret guilty pleasure you induldged in ?
Not really, only in karate class. Well, there was one time in high school on the football field too. I was moved up a level to cover for one of our offensive linemen who had other commitments, and to put it bluntly, I had no business being there. The guy on the other side of the ball completely outclassed me. So I pulled a trick I learned from a special I saw on ESPN classic about some guy named Boom Boom. Boom Boom was a beast, the eagles used to game plan around him being able to block 2 guys. He mentioned that he liked to punch the defensive player in the gut, right under the shoulderpads. If you do that, they get pissed at you and spend the entire game trying to fight with you from snap to whistle instead of worrying about beating you or making a tackle. So, I tried it on this guy, and it worked like a fucking champ. One series of doing that, just 3 plays, and the guy commences to punching me in the shoulderpads and helmet from snap to whistle like it was his job. He throws me around like a sack of potatoes, and I can't stop laughing (which I think made him more mad). The only thing keeping it from being a legit ass whipping is that he only hit me where I was padded. At one point, on a punt, as I tried to release to cover my lane, he tackled me at the line of scrimmage, straddled me, and was treating me like trayvon treated zimmerman. I still to this day can't believe he never got a penalty. I guess it's because we only had 2 refs, and I'm not a pussy who complains.ever got beat up?how and why?
World Peace. First off, Mila Kunis isn't offering up anything that I'm not getting already, second, I can only imagine what society will be capable of doing once we stop devoting so much effort and resources into fighting and killing each other. We can stop building drones and start building Mila Kunis sex robots.A week of ecstasy with Mila Kunis or world peace? Explain your thought process behind the choice since it might be easy for some to answer.
The most bleeding edge PC on Earth. We're talking Crysis on medium level specs here.World Peace. First off, Mila Kunis isn't offering up anything that I'm not getting already, second, I can only imagine what society will be capable of doing once we stop devoting so much effort and resources into fighting and killing each other. We can stop building drones and start building Mila Kunis sex robots.
You just won the Powerball jackpot, what if the first thing you buy yourself (I mean like toy or house etc., not a soda or candy bar)?
5 Guys. East Coast Represent. Bunch of faggots out west eating your shitty In N Out.The most bleeding edge PC on Earth. We're talking Crysis on medium level specs here.
In N Out or 5 Guys?
I prefer 5 guys as well and I am on the West Coast. Never understood the In-N-Out hype.5 Guys. East Coast Represent. Bunch of faggots out west eating your shitty In N Out.
Are you happy with your life?
None, great men have great thoughts on the pot.What is your go-to reading material when dropping a deuce?