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  1. Hoss

    This Year's AssHat Is....

    Well, i don't read that thread. But the politics thread has been browsable since this contest ended. i wanna say 3 years. But another way to look at it is that he never came back to rerolled. He showed back up when we moved here. :emoji_fingers_crossed: over :emoji_fingers_crossed:
  2. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Cowboys got a new DC. I don't know who the fuck he is, but I'm all for taking someone from the eagles. https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/cowboys-working-towards-hiring-christian-parker-as-defensive-coordinator
  3. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    For fuck's sake people. Yes, he had possession and was down by contact. But the DB also had possession and was down by contact. The DB has every right to that ball too. There's no 'tie goes to the offense' rule or whatever retarded shit yall are imagining. That's why the final deciding...
  4. Hoss

    This Year's AssHat Is....

    No, actually we don't want him back. We are hoping he will refuse to post as long as it's active. That's why we want the avatar permanently changed (or at least until he shows this theory is wrong). Have you noticed how the politics thread is actually readable since he left? I bet that's...
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Just think about it. Your pants won't get shit or dirt on them. You're elevated so you don't have to worry about most predators. You can easily adjust your knee height for optimum rectal flowthrough. The harness will spread your cheeks for a cleaner shit. It's fucking genius. Also, I'm...
  6. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    It was a tender moment
  7. Hoss

    Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

    Watched it last night. As usual you guys are over-reacting. Not that it's good, but it's just not bad in the ways I was lead to believe. Captain sounds like she's talking through dentures and why the fuck won't they ever brush her hair? I guess that's a by product of being 500 years old...
  8. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    much better to take a belt and lean away from the tree lumberjack style.
  9. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    It got too expensive to license the music and the company that did it died. Apparently it happened around 1990.
  10. Hoss

    This Year's AssHat Is....

    If @Sanrith Descartes was still here, he could answer whether the shop item lets the gifter select the title.
  11. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I listen to a podcast called Assorted Calibers Podcast. Its a liberal pro gun podcast. I listen at it to keep up with what the libs are up to. But also, I listen for gems like I got last night. The troon cohost lecturing fellow liberals on using common sense and seeing reality.
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    $500 a night isn't even a top tier hotel. That's a hotel trying to pretend to be top tier.
  13. Hoss

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    I'm not as good at this as Izo.
  14. Hoss

    The results are in ! Pornhubs top viewed categories for 2025

    I use my eyes. The shot is always focused on her. Unless it's a MFM 3 way, the girl is 100% the focus. Even in a 3 way or orgy scene the girls are always the stars. Don't they get paid like 10x as much as male actors in a straight scene?
  15. Hoss

    The results are in ! Pornhubs top viewed categories for 2025

    Most straight porn is focused on the girl. What she really wants is a gang bang then.
  16. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    I hope that happens. I'd rather the giants get another clown. Harbaugh is too good for them.
  17. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Got damn. One letter typo and I spent 2 minutes trying to figure out what the first half of the sentence meant. "my wife but stinky ass muscle rub", she rubbed her stinky butt on you? I could tell there was a typo but it took me way too long to figure out what it was.
  18. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    10 years apparently. And I didn't even know that. You might be thinking of other kinds of detectors. In my RV the gas detector has to be replaced every 3 years.
  19. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Did you see the DE slap the QB in the face like 3 seconds after the throw? That's when football was a proper sport.
  20. Hoss

    Krapopolis

    I agree it's a great show. But I'm not sure what there is to discuss. Here's the TMDB link for @Amod if they want to do the thing and edit the first post. https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/131033-krapopolis
  21. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    I dunno man. I was told from the first day I started playing high school football that if it's a tie in the air (you both have your hands on it), the winner is the one who wrestles it away from the other one on the ground. Get your hands on it and then take it. Coaches told us this because...
  22. Hoss

    This Year's AssHat Is....

    Can't wait for the endless rules lawyering in 3 years. I'll bookmark your post for easy reference.
  23. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Oh and the ending field position was better for Denver, I assume? That's does sound pretty nice.
  24. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    I didn't see the game, please explain. Can you find a clip of the play?
  25. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Whatever man. I shot a deer once that was pregnant. (Axis deer breed year round). We tossed the fetus because it was so small, but I did consider seeing if there was any meat on it. I figured a cow fetus might be big enough to give it a try. My wife is a savage. She gave me shit over not...
  26. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    He's only got one ring. Everyone knows you need either 3+ rings or no rings to be elite.
  27. Hoss

    This Year's AssHat Is....

  28. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Feel free to call me an asshole or monster or whatever. But are the aborted calves not edible? Sounds like super veal.
  29. Hoss

    This Year's AssHat Is....

    When I see the title of this thread, I always think
  30. Hoss

    Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

    Wow what an original and brave idea!
  31. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I thought they were a warning to other trees. Vlad the impaler style.
  32. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Tell her that's where it belongs. Butter doesn't go in the fridge. Unless you're eating pasteurized processed american butter food substitute.
  33. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    The wat now? This indicates there is a good fantastic 4 movie. The only good F4 treatment I've seen on a screen was in the venture brothers.
  34. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Because we borrowed too many words from the french.
  35. Hoss

    This Year's AssHat Is....

    Some self destructed and got shown the door. I think one other got real scarce after he won, but came back eventually.
  36. Hoss

    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    Yeah I'd agree he was the most interesting immy. But I would put Joe as my favorite supporting character. Which, Joe did show up eventually in The Raven. It definitely picked up steam as it went. But in my experience, all shows are pretty awkward in the beginning. I think it his its stride...
  37. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Sounds like Quarks bar that the Hilton in Vegas used to have. Went along with a pretty cool ride. 2 rides towards the end. Quarks was fantastic. When it comes to star wars, I'm always a kid. But that cost though. I've been to disney a couple times and Universal studios 3 or 4 times. I...
  38. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Yeah I really Really wanted to do that Star Wars thing. But the money. Jeezus. Is the ''windowless indoor resort'' the star ship hotel you'd spend a week in while 'in transit' to Batuu. I was willing to try that if it didn't cost so much.
  39. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Also, I would shoot your special parallel parking gestapo on sight. I assume the badge would be 2 straight lines and they would parallel park behind you when they pulled you over, so they would be easily recognizable. A true emperor would outlaw parallel parking. Streets are for fucking...
  40. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I never said I couldn't. Technically I've only ever hit the curb once and have been otherwise perfect.