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    Blade (2025)

    Is Timothy missing his legs? Because we need a white tranny who identifies as asian and is missing at least 1 limb. I will also accept gorlock the destroyer if it hasn't killed itself yet.
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    The Acolyte

    I loved rogue squadron. Even when they had a token jedi flying with them. Wraith squadron too. As much as I like the jedi, by and large, my favorite books were the ones without jedi. But yeah, even if you say the making of a red lightsaber is a sith technique, someone could have just found...
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    The Acolyte

    Not that I'm ready to go all in defending this yet, but a couple of points. #1 not all bad jedi are sith. Sith are a specific order. People can be evil in different ways. #2 Even if it is sith, as long as they remain hidden (ie leave no survivors) it should not be surprising. I mean, we...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I am making an assumption that he's paying for this. If not directly, then through something like taxes or POA dues. If so, no way they can just change the rules without notice.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    We had an electric can opener growing up. Had a bad ass grinding wheel on the back that we used to sharpen knives. I used to sharpen knives just to watch the sparks fly. As an adult I've never had one because it just takes up too much counter space and we don't open cans often enough. There...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Rules are written down somewhere, right? Stick to your guns. Don't let some power mad dipshit change the rules willy nilly.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Ever try to crack duck eggs? shells are so tough I found using a knife was the most effective way.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    This is the Cowboys' year. I can feel it in my boner.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Damn. 1.1x is the fastest I can go on a podcast. What I find more useful is trim silence. Castbox is the only player I've found with that option but it's invaluable for people who always talk like they're shatner delivering the big monologue. It was "Dark - 30" for me. Which meant when the...
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    Dating

    She's a jedi like two-pack. They struck her down and she only became more powerful.
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    Dating

    How did that bitch die in 2009 and star in a movie in 2014?
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    Dating

    I'm not even talking about your mis-characterization of that scenario as a 'bad play'. This is not the section for calling out communist lies.
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    Dating

    Try this theory. Embrace the weird. As long as you don't lose a kidney it will be a success. I like the make a funny face idea, especially if you're a joker like me. If you're not, the traditional signs are to make eye contact and do the eyebrow raise / head tilt. Maybe raise your glass...
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    Dating

    The Florida panhandle is a republican stronghold. That's why they always try to call the election before the panhandle polls close. Explain this discrepancy!
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    The D&D thread

    In this case the character is AL legal, so I'm sure I'll be stuck with the most boring interpretation of the rules. But I'm writing 2d6 / 4d6 on my sheet because I like rolling dice.
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    The D&D thread

    That's weird, I actually remember seeing the 7 and 14 damage on the sheet the DM gave me, but when I searched online last night everything was saying damage dice. It's so rare I'm surprised they bothered to modify it. Doubling every damage die makes sense. I know you get to double sneak...
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    The D&D thread

    In that case, does the 2d6 / 4d6 extra damage also get doubled by the crit?