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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Shit's getting real in here...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    We need pictures and details. For science.
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Irish take the lead. But wtf? This shouldn't be that hard a game.
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Notre Dame doing the usual thing and making everyone know they're not contenders for the national championship in the first game of the season. WTF is wrong with them?
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    I have more balls than you

    So if you have three balls, does that mean you pee more, or you can go longer between pees?
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    Home buying thread

    No, you won't get incentives for that, and you'll find a lot of neighbourhoods aren't open to you having livestock of any kind on your property. Make sure you ask those questions before you buy if that's what you want to do.
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Lots of mistakes in this game. Oregon and Auburn screwing things up. Ducks just a little less.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Anyone else curious about what sex would be like in that position?
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Meh, my kids have pretty good taste in music, and there is good music out there. I should hope so, I produce some of it. Here's another one they have been putting on a lot. They find it hilarious.
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Oh, and LOL Florida State.
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Not much in the way of exciting match ups today. Oregon-Auburn is the most interesting game of the day.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    You think that's bad? My kids have been exploring my old records, and this has become a favourite of theirs, and it's in my head all day:
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    Weather

    I have a whole house generator attached to natural gas, and a huge regular gas one to power everything else. We lose power about once a year, many years for 3 days at a time. I don't want to lose everything in the fridge and freezer.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    They are rather awesome.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The cabin country in Minnesota is really gorgeous. I love it up there!
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    6 am, has to respond. And Hodj seems upset.
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Three consecutive posts to respond to someone whose posts you don't read?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    WTF is wrong with these people?
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I appreciate your thoughtful reply. I'd like to clarify one thing, though: My kids can identify as pumpkins if they'd like. I hope they are straight, simply because it is an easier life. You can't deny that. If my son turns out to be gay, he's going to know that I love him without conditions...
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    Home Improvement

    I mean...I smoke in bed, but I don't smoke in bed. Ya feel me?
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Yeah, I'm Dutch, and we make good salted licorice.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    To be clear, I think I would have a very hard time living without four seasons. Winter is my favourite. I love snow. I love cold. It's invigorating and awesome. Spend an afternoon sledding with kids and friends, and then sit in front of the fire. Fantastic. But @Tarrant , I mourn for you and...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I swam in Lake Superior last summer. It was just below 60 degrees. It hurt for the first bit, then I wanted to die for the second bit. Then I got out and laid in the sun on a sun-baked rock for a while and felt human again. Then I thought to myself "what the fuck is wrong with people who do this...
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    Home Improvement

    Yeah, inside the linen closet. Though I'm not sure you really need one in the bedroom area unless you're sleeping with candles on.
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    Home Improvement

    Pressure wash and clear sealer. Once you colour it, it shows badly as it ages. And as the sun bleaches it, there will be sections that don't take colour anymore. Never colour stain a deck imho.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I'd send that picture to headquarters. They'll send you coupons for freebies.
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    Home Improvement

    Fix the grading and make sure your gutters empty meters from the house. That will help so much.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I texted to see if they remember. Haven't heard back. I honestly don't remember trying them. Maybe we didn't actually go through with it. I'ma do it this weekend, though.
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    So my second youngest son had three older sisters. When he was young, like 5, he wanted long hair. He wanted pretty nails. He played with a doll and had a favourite stroller to put his doll in. He loved mermaids. He displayed every one of the "symptoms" you described above. When he started going...