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I just don't like the flavour. Yeah, it melts nice. Other cheese can melt okay, too. And taste better.

A north Mexican state, or a south Mexican state?

Yeah, I totally understand what you're saying. That's just not me on vacation. I want to have a beach. I love to cook local things. I want to sus out the fun things to do locally. I want to hike, I love hiking. When I camp, it's always in the back-woods sites that you have to hike miles to...

I've done multiple cruises. I hate them with a passion. I'd rather go to a resort and be in charge of what I do during the day instead of having to wait for the ship to get to a port to do something interesting.

Someone start a gofundme to get Mist a sybian.

So bloody awesome.

Don't cheat. I'm sorry if it offends some people here, but if you cheat, you're a douche. A low life. Talk to her, tell her how seriously you are taking this, tell her that the situation made you consider breaking your vows. That will get her attention. Then, work on it together. Don't expect...

Nah. His wife is 5'1" and takes it all. C'mon, man. keep up.

He also has a 27 inch cock.

I'd extend the backsplash to the door trim, and then do it down to the floor. It'll look finished that way.

I'm now obligated to post this every time I see that word. It's hilarious.

I had a girlfriend with a pool in high school. Supervise your teenagers. Just sayin'.

You had me until the American cheese slice. Sorry, but leave that crap off and it sounds delicious.

Low showers are so fucking stupid. Who ever said "damn, that shower head is too high?" Put it up high, stupid dummy dumbs.

Our best friends live a little up the street. They have a pool. We help maintain it because we're there almost every day. It's a bit of work, but once you have it up and running it's really not a big deal. Also, you get to see all your friends in a bikini, and that's not bad.

I'd rehab the pool. Pools are awesome. Of course, I don't own one...

Ha. You say you'll stop at three. Soon you'll join me in the five-crotch-spawn club.

Congrats, man. Hope the two of you are celebrating!

I spit out my fucking drink. LOL

Yeah, I have nothing but Dutch genes, we have a monopoly on being tall and hating low ceilings.

I got the cheapest dryer (gas) and kept it going for 18 years with multiple repairs. They're a pain in the ass to repair. I'm a cheap bastard. Anyway, about your basement @Lanx - keep the water turned off. If it dries and there is no more wetness, your problem is outside the wall. Should be...

By not eating fast food I believe my seed will conquer the earth. So there.

I can feel the love in this thread.

Dudes, it is a sad day. I've noticed over the past few years that the big burgers from various places make me feel kinda shitty. It has never been terrible, but I typically opt for a chicken sandwich of some sort, and feel better for it. Today I went to a Wendy's with a few of my kids, and...

Sorry man, I thought you knew my thoughts on your beard:

Your beard is majestic.