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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I have no recollection of this. Now I want to, though.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's a problem, imho. Keep individual lives going, too. If your entire life, social life, friend circle, etc. is just this one other person, you're in trouble. It'll drive you crazy eventually.
  3. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm worried about how filthy that window is. Hopefully they inside of the place is cleaner.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    What the hell kind of bread are you serving that on?
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    Cheated out of my youth

    The north is pretty open to anal sex I hear.
  6. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    Still not a bad way to spend a morning, even without catching anything.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    No, sorry. You're simply not correct in this. Keep trying, though. I've read a lot of it. Vanessa's provoked responses feel like that. Hodj seems mean spirited. However, I'm now done with this argument, as the stated goal of Hodj is to stir shit up in here. I'm not interested in engaging that...
  8. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Ha. None. I loaded myself. Right now I'm also doing a big section with paving stones, so each time I did a load of 16 foot lumber I would buy 30 paving stones and put them in the front of the trailer to counter balance the weight. It was just about perfectly balanced. I managed to not hit...
  9. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I don't post int he politics thread much. And how am I contradictory or forcing an "engris" opinion on anyone? You're more like Tanoomba than you realize, your autism doesn't allow you the perspective to realize it. I find quite a bit of this thread worth reading. You're pretty funny, but I...
  10. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    What exactly is wrong with it?
  11. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, you'll have to wait for rain and see what's up. I increased my deck size from 16x16' to 16x32' last weekend. Decks are expensive, even if you do it yourself. On the funny side, I got all my 16' lumber from Menards to my home on my 8' trailer. That was some trick...
  12. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    So I'm sure plenty of people will shit on me for this, but I do care. I think Vanessa adds a unique perspective, one that I don't encounter elsewhere. And she's plenty vocal and willing to engage in discussion. I would like her to stick around. I'm not white knighting, or hoping for something...
  13. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Putting plastic down is a smart idea. Water shows up under, it's coming up. On top, it's from somewhere else.
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    Home Improvement

    Someone in your house pees in their sleep?
  15. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Pretty heavy rain? Lots of ground water? It may have come up from under.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I know it sounds odd, but you can make really good jam from zucchini. I've made it the last few years.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yes. Beets. Awesome taste, and red pee.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Try pickling pears. They are fantastic. A friend of mine did it a few years ago and I couldn't eat enough of them. Really nice balance with the right pears, and I'm sure the google can help you find the right pears. Also once had pickled cherries with a pork dish. They, too were outstanding. I...
  19. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Three or four times a week. It's been that pretty consistently throughout our marriage. Sometimes more, sometimes less. But that's a good average.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Man, I can about a metric fuck tonne of pickles every year. We eat a lot of pickles because pickles are dang delicious. Good for you, man! Try some eggs next just for experience.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You don't. I cook the dough in advance, then flip it and put the toppings on. The cheese melts nicely and the crust is nicely cooked.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Had friends over tonight and made individual pizzas on the grill. It was awesome. I cooked up a bunch of crusts, then everyone put their toppings on their own pizzas (I had a million options available), then finished them in the grill. I don't want to turn the oven on when the air conditioner...
  23. lurkingdirk

    Interesting, Non Political News

    How many fedoras?
  24. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're talking about kids on a third date? Damn. Life is different from when I was dating.
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    Parent Thread

    Being snipped is awesome. I have sown my seed. It has done its thing. And now all the boinky-boinky I want without repercussions.
  26. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Someone going to start a 2019-2020 thread, or do we have to wait for the season to begin?
  27. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Is she standing next to a banana?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yes. You are. Smoked Gouda for the best grilled cheese.
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    Parent Thread

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

  31. lurkingdirk

    I am currently living in my parents basement. AMA

    She can be single and still abuse herself.
  32. lurkingdirk

    The Matrix reboot/remake

    Yeah, the acting in the first one was so bad. The premise was good. They used the circular photography technique. Which had already been used. On commercials. By the Gap. That was really the most ground-breaking effect in the movie. So...mediocre to bad acting. Already used special effects...
  33. lurkingdirk

    The Matrix reboot/remake

    #1 was mildly interesting. #2 was barely tolerable. #3 was unwatchable. No chance I'm watching this shit. Plus, it's going to be ridiculously SJW friendly. And the plot is done. And the acting wasn't great. Other than that, I'm sure it will be awesome.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Working on my deck today, my kids are helping me move lumber. 2x8x16' dropped on my foot. Thanks for the help. Fuck my foot hurts.
  35. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I have a recipe that actually makes good egg nog. I'm not an egg nog fan, but this shit is pretty good, so it's possible to be not disgusting.