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Just a couple of years.

Well, despite the officiating, the right team won tonight.

That isn't right. He responded directly to the person Roseanne. That's what he does.

Yeah, this five on three is because one of the Knights lost his footing. What in the actual fuck?

Why the hell is the President of the United States responding to a television show issue?

Keep watching.

Yup. Officiating determining the winner of this game. This is unreal.

The fucking officiating sucks donkey balls. I won't watch all of this game as it has already been decided for Vegas. Just give the refs a chance.

Okay, so what you're saying is that FOH members are all safe from your predicted doom, Kandinsky the Jew is realism, and we should read Finnegan's Wake as a manual for the end of times. You're really helping us all out here. Thanks!

Tad, you should write a lore history of Fires of Heaven. Include all the regulars.

My BMW is a cruiser, but it's plenty sporty. I'm tall, over 6 feet, and I find most sport bikes are not tall enough for me. Plus, I find most sport bikes uncomfortable for long trips. My legs cramp up, whereas I have ridden 1,000 km in a day on my BMW and been comfortable the whole time...

There's another good rule to follow. You don't ever want to be going exactly the same speed as the traffic around you. You become invisible. Go a little faster, then a little slower, but always be moving in relation to the cars around you when on the highway.

So it was a fun game to watch, but the officiating was pretty crap. Regardless, no one can count out the Caps. More great hockey to come!

You and the condescending again. Sorry man. I'm not sorry for what I said. I wasn't being condescending, and I was speaking from experience, not from cliche. If you are this easily offended, you should likely evaluate why. Also, try marriage before coming into the marriage thread and giving...

Is it me, or are a lot less planes going down in the Bermuda Triangle?

Your post belies your lack of understanding of marriage. It's not about procuring regular sex. I'm sure if I wanted to I could find plenty of sex with different people all the time. I have fantastic sex with my wife who has been doing me so long that she knows exactly what gets me off. She also...

This is good hockey. I love it. I don't want any blow outs either direction. Also, if you don't think Fleury is the finest thing on skates right now, you're wrong.

@Amod can this please be shawed already?

That opening show was bloody brilliant. Also, can the linesmen be less jackassy? I'm so sick of them yelling at players in the faceoff circle.

I'm willing to bet that if you spent any time with either of these people, you'd be able to honestly say this:

I'd be excited too. Where's the invite? We all want to partake of your meat.

When do the aliens arrive?

This is poetry.

Someone hit my beloved 1999 Ford Ranger. The insurance is likely going to write it off. It didn't make it to 100,000 miles. If it is written off, I'm ordering me a brand new Ford Ranger, 4 door, regular bed, four wheel drive, manual transmission. I'm torn. I'd rather not spend the money, but it...

Where does chartreuse fall on the evil scale? You definitely emit a chartreuse aura.

Nah, I'm an ancient of ancients, and I hold your hairy nutsack in my hand. It's gross, by the way.

Yes O Nipple in the Asshole we're here to open our third anus. Go out at night, pick two stars that are just far enough apart that you see them with seperate [sic] eyes. Then relax your mind and try to bring those two stars together. Yell I am ready to Ascend or do a Penis Jiggle to focus your...

Pictures or it never happened.

Be a man. Use this:

Yes, what can possibly happen with the cancerous growth just sitting here?

Did it get uncomfortable in here?

That is the sexiest basting I've ever seen.

I hope it's good hockey, and not lopsided in any direction.

Typical Khane. Always obsessed with his meat.

But which garbage is garbagier?

There aren't rules about sideways pictures. We just hold those people in great disdain, and let them know it periodically.