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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    This is unfortunately worded.
  2. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Tampa Bay is throwing everything at the net. Their pressure is crazy good right now.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Someone post the pre-existing nudes for science.
  4. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    One goal down isn't too bad, but two badly called penalties resulting in two points is pretty crap reffing.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Boy, the refs are screwing this up badly.
  6. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    I am with you in everything you say in this post, especially about Montreal (because my wife is a Montreal fan, and it's fun to rub it in).
  7. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If anyone is feeling badly about their relationship right now, just go and read the swamp donkey thread from Tyen. You'll feel like a competent human being with a huge capacity for compassion and love.
  8. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Great win by the Jets. It's fun to think of Vegas going the whole way as a first year team, but I'm really pulling for the Jets. It would be so good for that franchise.
  9. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Tampa Bay destroying their home ice advantage.
  10. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Vegas/Winnipeg is going to be a fun series, I think.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's why you tie them up before sleep.
  12. lurkingdirk

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Oh, man. Good times. When did you just use ,8? was that to load a menu?
  13. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    You have some good points, but my middle isn't coddled. If she flips and flops, she gets called out on it. She's not quite so fragile as you describe. She'll have her troubles socially, but I suspect she'll end up quite fine.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Did you get a raise or something? $4?!?!!?!?!11?!
  15. lurkingdirk

    Portable Air Conditioners

    I have one of these in one of the offices I work in, it does the job. I don't like how noisy they are, or that it takes up floor space, but what can you do. Shop Hisense 200-sq ft 115-Volt Portable Air Conditioner at Lowes.com
  16. lurkingdirk

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Everyone remember Impossible Mission for the Commodore 64?
  17. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, the gaps between the tiles are too large in the long seams. That could have been done better. I use the Menard's 11% deal for everything. It happens often enough that it's no hardship to wait for it to come along.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Motorcycle Thread

    Truth. Get the pants with kevlar knee pads, the jacket with kevlar elbow pads and back shield, and a good helmet. So worth it.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think you should send several dick pictures to smooth things over.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah. Time to walk away.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    You have a case for claiming the property as yours, then.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    Or you might be able solve it by wrasslin.
  23. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

    Reminds me of this every time
  24. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    How long has your house been there? Squatter rights might apply at this point, as that structure has clearly occupied that space for a continuous period which may be sufficient to declare it yours. Problem solved. Your structure is on your property, and all surrounding property is the other land...
  25. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Totally agree. But I have to say, stop the bloody licking you stupid wanker.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    He identifies as Asian.
  27. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    I think the NHL should just put it in the players hands. If Marchand licks you, you are absolutely allowed to drop your gloves and have a team mate hold him while you punch him. Should take care of it in short order. Also, I hate Tampa Bay.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Ah ha! That makes perfect sense.
  29. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You have your sandbox elevated? Why not put it on the ground?
  30. lurkingdirk

    Motorcycle Thread

    Got my bike all ready to go today. It's an old bike, and I still love it. 2000 BMW r1100rt. Took it out for about 45 minutes, fell in love with it all over again. It's comfortable, plenty of power for me (I don't have the speed gene, so this is sufficient), and it's tall enough for me (I'm 6'1"...
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Yeah. The Lightning really don't deserve that win. What a ridiculous combination of stupid chance and horrendous officiating.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Tampa Bay needs to bloody go away.
  33. lurkingdirk

    Buying a Business

    This is a fantastic post, and brings a whole new light to the things I said. Yes, expect the work as I described it, but there can be real enjoyment in that hard work, and a lot of joy. If you're ready for the hours, then by all means, have a blast!
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Choose. I will judge you on your answer.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Motorcycle Thread

    That's bananas. I'd love to try one.