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Yes, but what about all the parking lots that aren't diagonal parking lines with specific direction traffic? I hate that type of parking lot to begin with, so let's exclude those. Then, we've eliminated your argument about driving the wrong direction. Also, if I'm in my truck, I'm rarely...

Don't be obvious.

That was a wild period. I think Philly just ran out of gas, and I think Pitt deserved that win by miles. Which I hate to admit. But holy crap, that was some entertaining hockey!

That's just evil. I do the opposite. When I have to park my motorcycle, I park it right at the top of the spot so everyone can see it, and WON'T think it's an empty spot. But, yeah, I don't see the problem with pull through parking. I do it every chance I get. I do make sure no one else is...

Toronto survived, but just barely. Man was their goalie hot tonight.

Yeah, I'm not doing well predicting the Washington series, but honestly. Who isn't surprised when they win in playoffs? Toronto scored two on 6 shots, and didn't have a single shot in the last 9 minutes of the first period. This has been a Toronto strategy for three decades: We're ahead? Sweet...

The choke in playoffs version. My prediction.

Toronto shit the bed tonight.

I once saw a band live that was called "Mustard Plug." That was a gross name, I thought, until they revealed their full band name was "Love Mustard Plug."

Short update - I received several packages today, and it was a new driver. He rang my doorbell.

Caps into overtime for another screw up.

TV Mini-series would be fantastic.

Bless you.

I know Toronto's dead in the water, but they didn't do badly last night. And check out this save. Andersen was on fire.

That's an excellent bloody question. I think they do it because they are fuck sticks.

It makes me feel like shit, so I have no motivation to go there. Add to that how stupid I think their having a position on politics is, even less motivation. Add to that having been screamed at for no motivation by one of their employees, and the remaining motivation to go there disappears...

Well, I don't care for sweet foods/desserts, and I don't enjoy Starbucks. So your statement is probably correct. Although never might be an overstatement. Plus, it seems like there was more to my original post than just the part about the political statement. Perhaps you only read part of it?

Taducement.

UPS driver. Bastard. So I order a lot from Amazon and the like, and work a lot from home. For the last month, the UPS driver is a jackass who sits in his truck writes the "sorry we missed you" ticket, and sticks it to the door without ringing the doorbell. Now, understand I arrange it to be...

Kids going to college this fall were born in 2000. We're old.

I have such an aversion to that place. First they come out with a stupid political statement (really? just serve the damned chicken). Then I get massively insulted by an employee there. And every time I'm there, I feel like crap after I eat it. Now, it might almost be worth it to eat off the...

Yeah, if she can't trust you, she's got issues. If my wife did that, it would have to end, or I'd have to leave. If she felt she couldn't trust me, even though there was no reason for her mistrust, I couldn't stay with that. Is there any reason for her mistrust? I know you said you've been...

I'll never go to Chik fil a again. They could be serving free chicken on the thighs of Jennifer Lawrence, and I'd pass.

I heard the ten speed transmissions that the new Rangers are sporting are works of art. Has anyone here driven one yet? Last thing you want is a stupid slushbox transmission on a pick up.

If you find one, please let me know.

Careful, here is how that conversation could go: Her: Hey, how big is your dick, I wanna suck it. Him: I have a pretty big dick, why don't you come over and suck it. Her: I was just raped.

Sounds like southern Ontario got absolutely spanked by ice.

That's just stupid. WTF?

Ears too sharp.

I'm just two episodes in, and hoping it gets better.

That sucks. The first season was so amazing.

If you're not straight up scalding your butt hole, you're weak.

Yes, warm it up so you have nothing but hot water scorching your asshole. That's gonna feel super good. Much like the scalding coffee enemas enjoyed by so many here.

I just tuned in. 4-0 in the first period. What in the actual fuck, Toronto? Way to stab the hearts of all your fans once again.

That's dang hard work, man. You earned your dinner today!

Yeah, I don't fuck supermodels or drive Lambos, but those tits are a serious turn off. I gotta be honest, I'd probably pass. They're distracting and ugly. The rest looks lovely, but those tits make the whole package a nope. Don't even care if you don't believe me. For me, there's also an...