Search results

Yikes. I know some of the football players at Michigan. They're really not there for the education, and the school caters to that quite a bit. Seniors have classes of ballroom dancing and some form of math that involves emotions rather than numbers. No, I'm not kidding. In any case, it is...

So, when the dirty bombs don't go off, and it's proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Eliza doesn't have a twin (it already is, by the way), will that make you my bitch? Or will that make me an ancient ancient? Incidentally, having a tiny dick doesn't necessarily make you a woman.

Hey guys, did you know Eliza Dushku doesn't have a twin, and the person posting as her twin is a fat, hairy man?

So what you're saying is that you're a man who escaped from an asylum? That is refreshingly honest. Thanks!

A Stanley Cup Final that will be awesome. I'm so pumped.

So you're open to threats to kill you? I'm asking for a friend.

The first period was so fast it was unreal. Second period settled in a bit, but still awesome hockey. Third period on pace with the second. But the officiating sucks the balls of dehydrated donkeys.

Like a play date?

Damn. I was hoping to be one of the Fal'Len. What does that cost?

From left to right: What the hell is that? Oh shit. Not this again. I want some of that.

Come on Washington...

I should rephrase. She's not a MILF, though she seems to be for many here. I was speaking on behalf of the degenerate masses.

Isn't @trex essentially a MILF with no kids?

Wait, wasn't this considered a bannable offense not so long ago? He's threatening to kill someone. @Amod I believe you need to just ban this fuckstick.

How can anyone vote? We haven't seen the boobs.

Could someone post one of the fuzzy trolls for the memories?

Nah. She loves my humour, and she gives great head.

Anyone else here? I'm so ready for the kids to be done school...

I'm an ancient guard of ancient times who is ancient. I preside over my own level of hell, it's known as the BMV. It is fondly known simply as "hell." There can be no greater hell. My hell is also ancient of ancient, by the way.

Wait, you're going to remove his spirit, then his soul? Those are separate things?

But can Washington win in Tampa Bay? I am dubious, though hopeful.

I've had two things calling me lately. One wants to talk about the warranty of my car, the other is from the "rewards program" to tell me all about the free shit I have acquired by using my credit card. My cars are all too old to have warranty, and I never use a credit card. This crap pisses me...

6'1".

Congrats, man. That's all great news. I hope the best for him. Make sure he takes care of his head and gets an education while he's playing.

That's a great starter bike. I had one years ago, but I'm too tall for it, though you would be, too.

I like where your head is at.

I'm a Toronto fan. Don't rub that shit in, man.

Fuck, I hate Vegas for beating Winnipeg. Fuck, I hope Vegas wins it all. I am conflicted.

She has a point.

Plus, we'll be nothing but polite, so she should definitely post all the pictures she has. Right guys? C'mon, @trex . the people want to see the goods.

It was a close call, but I managed not to spit out my drink laughing. It went into my nose, instead. And it is a gin and tonic, so now my nose feels terrible. Fuck you, man.

I want Fleury to have a stroke. This team would be getting blown out without him.

Yeah, do what you can to get him in to Yale. A Yale diploma opens doors. And, he'd certainly get a decent education while there. Not the football elite, but he'd be big news while he's there, and he'd enjoy that.

We still don't know if the titties will hold up a highlighter. I am disappoint.

Already 1-0 for Vegas. I really want the Jets to get this. crap

Wait! It has not yet been determined if she can still hold up a highlighter. @trex , we need a new highlighter picture.

That was true of a few C64 games for me. Just aimlessly played, trying to figure out wtf is going on.

Indeed. I guess the highlighter is there for scale?