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  1. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Just give your kids some sidewalk chalk.
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    Tanoomba's Toxic Tank of Traducement

    Yes, but this version of silence is better.
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    Buying a Business

    Work in the restaurant industry as an owner. Pretty sure running this board will feel like a holiday.
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    Buying a Business

    A new crew isn't the end. A small business like that sounds like a lot of fun. But plan for the first few years to not feel anything like retirement. It might be awesome fun. Training new can be awesome, too. The only caution I bring is to plan long hours. If you're committed, you can absolutely...
  5. lurkingdirk

    Buying a Business

    Seriously, dude. Think hard before getting into the food industry as an owner. It will suck the life out of you for the first while.
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    Parent Thread

    Sorry. Had to spew.
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    Parent Thread

    My middle child is the middlest child that ever middle childed. She's moody, anti-social, but craving friendship connections, and mildly depressed. She's now in grade 9, and the last 4 years at school have been crap for her. She started making some connections on her soccer team earlier in the...
  8. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Taking out asbestos tile is no big deal. I wear a mask, and try to get it all done in one go, then leave it to settle, and do a really thorough deep clean. You can do this. Save you money.
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    Parent Thread

    This is so triggering.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Man, I went to bed and it was a tie game. Jets really pulled it out in the third period! Makes me happy.
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    Buying a Business

    I hear Pantheon is looking for people...
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Nah. I just like pointing out just how ridiculous he is periodically.
  13. lurkingdirk

    The House Plants Thread

    Thanks, those are both great suggestions. The room gets direct morning light, and then is bright all day due to the skylights, but many parts of it do not get direct sunlight. So lots of light, but not scorching light. Kind of the best of all worlds for house plants.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Buying a Business

    Dude, seriously consider getting into the restaurant business before you do so. Once you start, you will literally have no free time for five years. Once you've established the restaurant/bar, have a dependable staff, and feel comfortable running the business, you can count on about a day a...
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    You clearly don't understand music history or theory. Mozart invented quite a lot. You honestly believe you can cure cancer? Fucking hilarious.
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    Parent Thread

    Congrats, man. It's a wild ride, but kids are awesome.
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    He has also proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the world is round, and that we really did go to the moon.
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    The House Plants Thread

    That would be perfect! Other suggestions?
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    The House Plants Thread

    Those are mealybugs. Burn the plant and start over. Mealybugs
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    Tanoomba's Toxic Tank of Traducement

    You're going to have to be more specific.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    You want unexplained phenomenon? I was speaking to a friend of mine today. He said that last night he won an argument with his wife, and she said, "you've been right this whole time and I've been wrong. I apologise." Aliens caused this, right? Has to be aliens.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I had the whiskey burger and onion rings at Applebees yesterday. The burger was good, the onion rings were terrible. I think they used some corn meal, and they weren't fresh. Crap.
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    The House Plants Thread

    Hey all you indoor plant experts, lend me your knowledge! I have an office in a building that has a huge atrium space. This is used for regular meet and greets, and it is used as an art gallery, too. It has a lot of natural light, as about 80% of the ceiling is skylight. It's a carpeted area...
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    I can't watch the game, but who is going to win overtime? Jets?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    She's more of a sauce on the ass type. Sorry, no pics. Once the sauce is deployed, I can't be stopped long enough to take pictures.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Have you guys tried the Trader Joe's Sriracha BBQ sauce? It's fantastic for chicken, beef, your wife's tits, or whatever you like to lick. Super cheap sauce that's super yum.
  29. lurkingdirk

    The Handmaid's Tale

    Started the second season. That is some dark TV. Really good TV, but holy shit, dark dark dark. I know this is a show and not the book, but it has been a lot of years since I read the book. How much liberty is being taken? How far away from the story do they get?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Yeah, what is that that goes flying? The mirror?
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    That's a really comfortable looking interior.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Did everyone see this? Interesting. Ford to discontinue all cars except for Mustang and Focus hatch
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    The Handmaid's Tale

    I've watched the first season of this, it is fantastic.
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    What are your top 5 funniest movies?

    Sophie's choice, man.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Well, they couldn't shut down Toronto tonight. I'm glad.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    And now we'll give offsetting penalties for elbowing the Toronto goalie in the head while in the crease. This officiating crew better not sleep in Toronto tonight.
  37. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Well, that was a total bullshit call back of that Toronto goal.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It has been allowed in many states for more than fifty years.