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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That"s all very true. Yeah... I honestly think I knew this was coming for a long time, but I"m glad that I stayed until it was mutual. I think it being mutual is the key that will make things much better than the others. We texted back and forth tonight and pretty much agreed we shouldn"t drag...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Distance doesn"t make the heart grow fonder. We broke things off last night in a mutual way. That"s my first mutual breakup... it hurts a lot less than any before have. I think it also hurts less because we"ve been growing distant for so long. The last 3 months her new job has barely let us...
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    Long full disclosure

    Hay guys I like my girlfriend and all but she really needs to have a potentially dangerous completely cosmetic procedure because she isn"t the perfect nymph I want. I also probably remind her of this every day until she cries herself to sleep, and the feel of her tears cascading down her small...
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    Long full disclosure

    So to these guys... does any woman who isn"t airbrushed and photoshopped for a photo shoot qualify as 10, or does that go to 11? Not that I am defending the hideous beasts from Galiem"s life. There"s really nothing for me to say about that that hasn"t been said. Sorry, dude.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Is that like asian pussy, where it"s turned sideways, like their eyes? i know my gf"s phone password, and this thread actually reminded me that I should password my phone, so I"ll show her the next time we"re together. I like the idea of random people not getting into my phone, but I don"t...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    So women are dragons... that breathe fire... from their breasts?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Dude, do you have problems with the seams of the socks on your little toes? I fucking hate that. Does the toe method fix it?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Maybe if you properly washed your asshole in the shower instead of being afraid that touching your own butt makes you gay, you wouldn"t have to rub/scratch your asshole so much. Just, you know, a possibility. That or mana.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Please wax FoHSS into your chest hair 40yo Virgin style and post pics as an apology. Besides, one of her boobs is like both of mine in size and some extra. She played a lot of impact sports when she was younger + size = they droop and she knows it. Meanwhile, mine are barely B"s but birth...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I look forward to my negs reading "stupid whore" instead of "FAGGOT" in the future. She has a sister. Wait, her sister is straight. FFffffffffffff. I don"t know how much dating advice I can offer guys since I"ve never had a boyfriend. Uhm. "Wax your face, Nair your entire body...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m not posting FoHSS on my tits. edit: or my girlfriend"s tits.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    My girlfriend and I have been rolling into Love territory lately. I personally have only gotten to say "I love you" during sex one time (it was something that I always wanted to do... and it was just as good as I thought it would be), so a part of me feels that I have a selfish side trying to...
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    Salary Negotiation

    Because it can be a terminable breach of protocol at most places. Picture this scenario: Guy A gets hired by company X for job Y at pay Z. Guy A tells Guy B how awesome it is. 6 months later, Guy B applies for the same job as Guy A, but gets offered pay Z-n, and because he knows someone else...
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    yeah this is who immediately came to mind.
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    He wouldn"t answer me if he uses a condom (or dental dam, on the hookers) for oral sex.
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    Illegal aliens.
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    i mean fuck i was going to reply to stuff from 30 pages ago when i first opened the thread, but now 30 pages later, justwhat the fuck.
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    Did you wear a condom with the 15 year old when she blew you?
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    a single druid with 8000 hp killed you ahahaha
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    He"s too pussy to even try ZG or MC. Or blackrock spire!
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    any dps character with a healer can easily kill one mob per 30 seconds that"s + over them sustained indefinitely, yes.
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    How many hookers do you think he"ll batphone when he hits 80?
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    Sam really should be playing EVE, not WoW. 40 boxing there could actually make a difference. Ask Zhek who 13 boxes and wipes out larger enemy gangs :V
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    Molten Core, Blackwing Lair, Ahn"qiraj 40, go.
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    This really is proof positive that we need to be able to give multiple +nets.
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    Because twitter is blocking all the tubes and causing them to slow down.
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    You know Next patch disables exp gains optionally. If someone had a lvl80 character or three they could fairly easily group/raid gear a party of characters of sam"s level for posterity purposes. If you wanted to somehow find a way to waste more time than he does.
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    This would actually be pretty awesome if it were done by someone besides sam.
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    I think that this, somehow, is the funniest bragging point.
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    Welcome to 2007? You know, the blood elf is the embodiment of Sam. Big, pretty hair, and a harem of filthy sluts.
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    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    I personally think that any game that is free to play with microtransactions is a fake game. It"d feel like you"re either making yourself a second class citizen by not poneying up money for in game stuff, or I"d feel like a complete asshole for buying in game perks/loot/etc. It"d feel very...