2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

Vanderhoof

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I predict Tom Brady will be unable to properly sweat toxins from his body prior to the game due to improperly calibrated sauna. His pH will be further lowered by the high levels of hardwood smoke and aerosolized pork fat in the air at the stadium. Alkalizing foods will miraculously be unavailabe. Hungry, cold and acidic, Tom will be mercilessly assailed by Mister Jones, Mister Ford and Mister Houston. His dick will become wet with dew from the field and his own urine, further shriveling in the cold.

Chiefs win 35-14.
 
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Vanderhoof said:
Hungry, cold and acidic, Tom will be mercilessly assailed by Mister Jones, Mister Ford and Mister Houston. His dick will become wet with dew from the field and his own urine, further shriveling in the cold.

Chiefs win 35-14.
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No game porn allowed in this thread bro. Chargers already shriveled us enough last week with their limp dick performance.
 
Chanur

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Pats defense at home is 2nd in the nfl. Pats defense on the road is 31st.
 
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I'd make great sacrifices if both pats and saints lost tmrw. hell, I'd stop posting asian chicks in fsr for a month. Worst SB would be Pretty Boy vs Rubber Neck. I wonder how long into the the pregame tmrw they mention Brady's legacy or him having a chip on his shoulder being picked in 6th round, or any mention of Katrina, a bonus would be a shot of Gleason. Btw, does anyone actually watch the pregame shows? I can't stand them. The talking heads trying to be funny is just too much cringe
 
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Regime

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16 hours until kickoff


not looking good for Minas Tirith but when has it ever looked good?

Mouth of Sauron says " It's too cold ur fans suck lolz"

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He could be right.


Another fucking meme about Playoffs Andy Reid. However what if Mahomes carries that ring to Mount Doom?


few beers in you know what I say?

Lets fucking DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fyff

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Several times they covered Kamara with an outside linebacker. If that's the game plan then it's going to be a long day.
 
Gavinmad

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Rams fans were right to try and get Vinovich removed from the officiating crew.

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and that's probably the game if the defense can't hold them to 3 again.
 
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jooka

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Well, at least it was on the first drive instead of the last
 
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