2021 AssHat Voting Round 2
- Thread starter lurkingdirk
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Edaw
Parody
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Chukzombi vs. Tarisk
Furry vs. Muurloen
Hoss vs. Vanessa
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian
Gavinmad vs. James
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Lendarios vs. Ossoi
BoozeCube vs. Blazin
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet
BrutalTM vs. jayrebb
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath
Lithose vs. Aldarion
Bubbles vs. RobXIII
Xequecal vs. Oblio
Daezuel vs. Tmac
Foler vs. Alkorin
Furry vs. Muurloen
Hoss vs. Vanessa
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian
Gavinmad vs. James
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Lendarios vs. Ossoi
BoozeCube vs. Blazin
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet
BrutalTM vs. jayrebb
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath
Lithose vs. Aldarion
Bubbles vs. RobXIII
Xequecal vs. Oblio
Daezuel vs. Tmac
Foler vs. Alkorin
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zzeris
King Turd of Shit Hill
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Chukzombi vs. Tarisk
Furry vs. Muurloen
Hoss vs. Vanessa - This was not an easy choice.
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian - Literally flipped a coin.
Gavinmad vs. James - I had no idea James was back posting, I want to vote yes for all his past nonsense. However this about this year, so Gavinmad gets the nod.
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Black pilled as fuck.
Lendarios vs. Ossoi - Tough one, but Lend is the People's AssHat.
BoozeCube vs. Blazin - Needs no explanation.
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet - Just to see if he really copies my votes.
BrutalTM vs. Jayrebb - His comments in the MMA Thread are priceless.
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath - Easy.
Lithose vs. Aldarion - Because I have no desire to die to a wall of text.
Bubbles vs. RobXIII - Toughest choice of this round. No, not really.
Xequecal vs. Oblio - Trying to help the greatest upset in the history of this contest happen.
Daezuel vs. Tmac - Wannabe Edge Lord.
Foler vs. Alkorin - I stand corrected, THIS would be the greatest upset in the history of this contest. Why is Alorkin even on the list?
Lanx says Asians are smart so I copied his copy. Pretty funny as well. I would have probably changed some but I'm a lazy bastard.
Furry vs. Muurloen
Hoss vs. Vanessa - This was not an easy choice.
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian - Literally flipped a coin.
Gavinmad vs. James - I had no idea James was back posting, I want to vote yes for all his past nonsense. However this about this year, so Gavinmad gets the nod.
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Black pilled as fuck.
Lendarios vs. Ossoi - Tough one, but Lend is the People's AssHat.
BoozeCube vs. Blazin - Needs no explanation.
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet - Just to see if he really copies my votes.
BrutalTM vs. Jayrebb - His comments in the MMA Thread are priceless.
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath - Easy.
Lithose vs. Aldarion - Because I have no desire to die to a wall of text.
Bubbles vs. RobXIII - Toughest choice of this round. No, not really.
Xequecal vs. Oblio - Trying to help the greatest upset in the history of this contest happen.
Daezuel vs. Tmac - Wannabe Edge Lord.
Foler vs. Alkorin - I stand corrected, THIS would be the greatest upset in the history of this contest. Why is Alorkin even on the list?
Lanx says Asians are smart so I copied his copy. Pretty funny as well. I would have probably changed some but I'm a lazy bastard.
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Edaw
Parody
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Muurloen
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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You missed the 3 letter acronym of NFL in this statement. Idiot. Love you though!
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Denamian
Night Janitor
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Chukzombi vs. Tarisk - Coin flip
Furry vs. Muurloen - Literally untradeable
Hoss vs. Vanessa - Narcissism beats the inability to properly use a toilet
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian - If I don't vote for me, who will?
Gavinmad vs. James - It's like land
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Have to give the boss some shit
Lendarios vs. Ossoi - Attention whore and likes dogs a little too much
BoozeCube vs. Blazin - I fucking nominated him
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet - Professional jimmy rustler
BrutalTM bs. jayrebb - Rumormonger
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath - Sanrith has provided quality drama
Lithose vs. Aldarion - I would die of old age reading Lithose's victory speech
Bubbles vs. RobXIII - Harrow there
Xequecal vs. Oblio - Generates more work for amod
Daezuel vs. Tmac - Fan of the Chargers' landlords
Foler vs. Alkorin - Tiresome
Furry vs. Muurloen - Literally untradeable
Hoss vs. Vanessa - Narcissism beats the inability to properly use a toilet
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian - If I don't vote for me, who will?
Gavinmad vs. James - It's like land
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Have to give the boss some shit
Lendarios vs. Ossoi - Attention whore and likes dogs a little too much
BoozeCube vs. Blazin - I fucking nominated him
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet - Professional jimmy rustler
BrutalTM bs. jayrebb - Rumormonger
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath - Sanrith has provided quality drama
Lithose vs. Aldarion - I would die of old age reading Lithose's victory speech
Bubbles vs. RobXIII - Harrow there
Xequecal vs. Oblio - Generates more work for amod
Daezuel vs. Tmac - Fan of the Chargers' landlords
Foler vs. Alkorin - Tiresome
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Zaara
I'm With HER ♀
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Chukzombi vs. Tarisk brand recognition
Furry vs. Murrloen Doesn't apologize for being godless degenerate vs. probably also jizzes on pizza too anyway
Hoss vs. Vanessa
lurkindurkin vs. Denamian You should be ineligible
Gavin vs. James i read gavin posts in the voice of a guy i know irl. brony. probably one of the people most likely to end up murdering someone but not in that cool unsolved mysteries way because he's in to snuff hentai and heavy metal and im pretty sure he has a katana wall display somewhere in his house. hes actually one of my favorite people but i will never tell him that. you are not actually him so suck it ( i haven't seen any james anywhere)
Tarrant vs. LLR - holding dominion over a mismanaged asset but i guess its tough to capitalize when half of your users just want to be able to say jogger
Lendarios vs. Ossoi - Effective at his life goals I guess because his posting makes me want to slap him
BoozeCube vs. Blazin - stop hollering so much you cunt
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet - spite vote
BrutalTM vs. Jayrebb - don't know
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath - More like sandwich dickscartes
Lithose vs. Aldarion in with the lion out with an old man
Bubbles vs. RobXIII the last line defense against the impenetrable walls of geriatric facebook memes in fsr is photoshopped tits from guangdong. horrible
Xequecal vs. Oblio - gotta be on the payroll, nothing else makes sense
Daezuel vs. Tmac - sounds like people that'd post on car threads and product reviews so maybe thats why i dont know
Foler vs. Alkorin - only reason anyone engages with your retardation is because all the other 'more interesting' retards are gone. by 'more interesting' i also mean people like, i don't know, fucking methhawk. sorry alkorin
Furry vs. Murrloen Doesn't apologize for being godless degenerate vs. probably also jizzes on pizza too anyway
Hoss vs. Vanessa
lurkindurkin vs. Denamian You should be ineligible
Gavin vs. James i read gavin posts in the voice of a guy i know irl. brony. probably one of the people most likely to end up murdering someone but not in that cool unsolved mysteries way because he's in to snuff hentai and heavy metal and im pretty sure he has a katana wall display somewhere in his house. hes actually one of my favorite people but i will never tell him that. you are not actually him so suck it ( i haven't seen any james anywhere)
Tarrant vs. LLR - holding dominion over a mismanaged asset but i guess its tough to capitalize when half of your users just want to be able to say jogger
Lendarios vs. Ossoi - Effective at his life goals I guess because his posting makes me want to slap him
BoozeCube vs. Blazin - stop hollering so much you cunt
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet - spite vote
BrutalTM vs. Jayrebb - don't know
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath - More like sandwich dickscartes
Lithose vs. Aldarion in with the lion out with an old man
Bubbles vs. RobXIII the last line defense against the impenetrable walls of geriatric facebook memes in fsr is photoshopped tits from guangdong. horrible
Xequecal vs. Oblio - gotta be on the payroll, nothing else makes sense
Daezuel vs. Tmac - sounds like people that'd post on car threads and product reviews so maybe thats why i dont know
Foler vs. Alkorin - only reason anyone engages with your retardation is because all the other 'more interesting' retards are gone. by 'more interesting' i also mean people like, i don't know, fucking methhawk. sorry alkorin
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Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Not a brony, kinda meh on hentai (and 100% not into any brand of snuff), don't own a single katana, and you will definitely hear about my murders on either unsolved mysteries or c-span.
do love me some metal though.
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Indyocracy
Stock Pals Participant
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chthonic-anemos
bitchute.com/video/EvyOjOORbg5l/
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Chukzombi vs. Tarisk - don't vote for bots
Furry vs. Muurloen - made a thread asking for votes
Hoss vs. Vanessa -
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian -
Gavinmad vs. James - tokens
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule - who is tarrant
Lendarios vs. Ossoi - brexit
BoozeCube vs. Blazin -
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet - don't vote for bots
BrutalTM bs. jayrebb - cringe computer story is the only reason I'm voting
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath -
Lithose vs. Aldarion -
Bubbles vs. RobXIII - alinity
Xequecal vs. Oblio -
Daezuel vs. Tmac -
Foler vs. Alkorin -
Furry vs. Muurloen - made a thread asking for votes
Hoss vs. Vanessa -
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian -
Gavinmad vs. James - tokens
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule - who is tarrant
Lendarios vs. Ossoi - brexit
BoozeCube vs. Blazin -
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet - don't vote for bots
BrutalTM bs. jayrebb - cringe computer story is the only reason I'm voting
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath -
Lithose vs. Aldarion -
Bubbles vs. RobXIII - alinity
Xequecal vs. Oblio -
Daezuel vs. Tmac -
Foler vs. Alkorin -
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Muurloen
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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Its not campaigning.
Its telling the fuckers that are too dumb to realize I am what is right in the sports world and prompt them to vote for their master and commander.
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latheboy
Trakanon Raider
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Chukzombi vs. Tarisk - Chuk is already from Jersey, that's punishment enough.
Furry vs. Muurloen - Degenerate
Hoss vs. Vanessa - Vanessa is a mentally ill narcissist and giving him any attention is a bad idea.
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian - If
Amod
and 
Admin
had any balls they'd close this contest right now, force the title and avatar on lurkingdirk right now and never allow him to change it.
Gavinmad vs. James - between these two? Gavin, no question.
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule - gotta vote for someone.
Lendarios vs. Ossoi - Ossoi is a mentally ill narcissist and giving him any attention is a bad idea.
BoozeCube vs. Blazin - For allowing this sham of a vote to go on instead of giving it to lurkingdirk who has done more than enough to deserve it.
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet - Amazon shopping! Hot Takes! Unrelated Links! Wy'pipo! Room Temperature IQ! By your powers combined I AM LANX!
BrutalTM vs. jayrebb - Gotta vote for someone
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath - For being a whiny bitch after losing the last amod elections.
Lithose vs. Aldarion - A side effect of lurkingdirks brackets
Bubbles vs. RobXIII - Not even close. Bubbles is incapable of making a post that doesn't cause braincells to commit suicide.
Xequecal vs. Oblio - I opposed back to back championships, but repeat championships are fine.
Daezuel vs. Tmac - coin flip
Foler vs. Alkorin - I used to not understand the hate foler got, maybe I'm just more tolerant of his antics, but he's long since crossed the line from occasionally funny to horribly cringey
Furry vs. Muurloen - Degenerate
Hoss vs. Vanessa - Vanessa is a mentally ill narcissist and giving him any attention is a bad idea.
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian - If
Amod
and Admin
had any balls they'd close this contest right now, force the title and avatar on lurkingdirk right now and never allow him to change it.Gavinmad vs. James - between these two? Gavin, no question.
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule - gotta vote for someone.
Lendarios vs. Ossoi - Ossoi is a mentally ill narcissist and giving him any attention is a bad idea.
BoozeCube vs. Blazin - For allowing this sham of a vote to go on instead of giving it to lurkingdirk who has done more than enough to deserve it.
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet - Amazon shopping! Hot Takes! Unrelated Links! Wy'pipo! Room Temperature IQ! By your powers combined I AM LANX!
BrutalTM vs. jayrebb - Gotta vote for someone
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath - For being a whiny bitch after losing the last amod elections.
Lithose vs. Aldarion - A side effect of lurkingdirks brackets
Bubbles vs. RobXIII - Not even close. Bubbles is incapable of making a post that doesn't cause braincells to commit suicide.
Xequecal vs. Oblio - I opposed back to back championships, but repeat championships are fine.
Daezuel vs. Tmac - coin flip
Foler vs. Alkorin - I used to not understand the hate foler got, maybe I'm just more tolerant of his antics, but he's long since crossed the line from occasionally funny to horribly cringey
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Ossoi
Tranny Chaser
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Chukzombi vs. Tarisk - Astr0 is basically a pro at being an asshat. He's never gunna win the whole shebang, but he will always be a contender.
Furry vs. Muurloen - For shitting up the NFL thread for pages upon pages about how deshawn physically can't be traded ever.
Hoss vs. Vanessa - I'm probably legit a bigger asshat because mental illness is not asshattery. But I like my avatar so fuck that shit.
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian - Denamian has never done anything to me. Lickingduck has done all the things to me.
Gavinmad vs. James - Never seen a james post.
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Has tarrant even posted in the past year?
Lendarios vs. Ossoi - Toughest choice of the round. I'm going with the dog fucker who snorts coke off of dicks but totally isn't gay or into bestiality.
BoozeCube vs. Blazin - Anyone who doesn't think booze is an asshat has a totally different definition of asshat than I do.
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet - Mudcrush wants it so fuck him.
BrutalTM bs. jayrebb - I just learned butal is vaccinated. We need to give him this as a gift before he dies.
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath - This guy is a faggot. Not in the sense of sucking dick, but he's a faggot. (side note: I wrote the comment before deciding who to vote for because it applies to both of them)
Lithose vs. Aldarion - Thanks to lithose, I am immune to walls of text. I use to feel obligated to read them because I thought to myself, it's only so tedious and I only want to skip them because this person disagrees with me. Lithose gave me the gift of tedious walls of text that I agree with. So now I can skip all of them with a clear conscience.
Bubbles vs. RobXIII - If you people would take this seriously, this guy would be the eventual champ. Pretends not to care about reactions, but then throws a temper tantrum and posts fat ugly bitches over them. This might be a 5 year old kid.
Xequecal vs. Oblio - I feel wrong not voting for one of my nominees, but this is the reigning champ.
Daezuel vs. Tmac -Another actual faggot like popsicle. Only way more likely to do the dick sucking thing.
Foler vs. Alkorin - Not too familair with alkorin's work, but the thing is, I think folder is mostly genuine. Not an asshat just annoying.
Furry vs. Muurloen - For shitting up the NFL thread for pages upon pages about how deshawn physically can't be traded ever.
Hoss vs. Vanessa - I'm probably legit a bigger asshat because mental illness is not asshattery. But I like my avatar so fuck that shit.
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian - Denamian has never done anything to me. Lickingduck has done all the things to me.
Gavinmad vs. James - Never seen a james post.
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Has tarrant even posted in the past year?
Lendarios vs. Ossoi - Toughest choice of the round. I'm going with the dog fucker who snorts coke off of dicks but totally isn't gay or into bestiality.
BoozeCube vs. Blazin - Anyone who doesn't think booze is an asshat has a totally different definition of asshat than I do.
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet - Mudcrush wants it so fuck him.
BrutalTM bs. jayrebb - I just learned butal is vaccinated. We need to give him this as a gift before he dies.
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath - This guy is a faggot. Not in the sense of sucking dick, but he's a faggot. (side note: I wrote the comment before deciding who to vote for because it applies to both of them)
Lithose vs. Aldarion - Thanks to lithose, I am immune to walls of text. I use to feel obligated to read them because I thought to myself, it's only so tedious and I only want to skip them because this person disagrees with me. Lithose gave me the gift of tedious walls of text that I agree with. So now I can skip all of them with a clear conscience.
Bubbles vs. RobXIII - If you people would take this seriously, this guy would be the eventual champ. Pretends not to care about reactions, but then throws a temper tantrum and posts fat ugly bitches over them. This might be a 5 year old kid.
Xequecal vs. Oblio - I feel wrong not voting for one of my nominees, but this is the reigning champ.
Daezuel vs. Tmac -Another actual faggot like popsicle. Only way more likely to do the dick sucking thing.
Foler vs. Alkorin - Not too familair with alkorin's work, but the thing is, I think folder is mostly genuine. Not an asshat just annoying.
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BrutulTM
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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Chukzombi vs. Tarisk - I honestly don't know who Tarisk is but Astrocreep is certainly deserving
Furry vs. Muurloen - For fagging up the football thread
Hoss vs. Vanessa - Once you have your own attention whore thread it's bad form to make every other thread about you as well
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian - For misspelling my name among other crimes
Gavinmad vs. James - Easy one here
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Tarrant is the worst but I never see his posts anymore
Lendarios vs. Ossoi - Tough one here. I wish there was a better method for seeding this thing
BoozeCube vs. Blazin - If I ever become a mod, my only act as moderator would be to perma-ban Boozecube. I would then immediately surrender all mod powers. This might get me elected as a mod.
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet - Another tough match but Lanx is too racist and also single-handedly destroyed my belief that all Asians are smart.
BrutalTM bs. jayrebb - I don't know who this "BrutalTM" person is but fuck him for copying my name.
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath - For fagging up the football thread among many, many other crimes.
Lithose vs. Aldarion - I actually like both of these guys but Lithose gets the vote for making posts that take half an hour to read.
Bubbles vs. RobXIII - Coin flip.
Xequecal vs. Oblio - I mostly like Oblio's posts
Daezuel vs. Tmac - Another tough one. As much as I would like to vote for the crybaby Rams fan, it just can't overcome the other guy.
Foler vs. Alkorin - Easy vote
Furry vs. Muurloen - For fagging up the football thread
Hoss vs. Vanessa - Once you have your own attention whore thread it's bad form to make every other thread about you as well
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian - For misspelling my name among other crimes
Gavinmad vs. James - Easy one here
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Tarrant is the worst but I never see his posts anymore
Lendarios vs. Ossoi - Tough one here. I wish there was a better method for seeding this thing
BoozeCube vs. Blazin - If I ever become a mod, my only act as moderator would be to perma-ban Boozecube. I would then immediately surrender all mod powers. This might get me elected as a mod.
Lanx vs. Mudcrush Durteet - Another tough match but Lanx is too racist and also single-handedly destroyed my belief that all Asians are smart.
BrutalTM bs. jayrebb - I don't know who this "BrutalTM" person is but fuck him for copying my name.
Sanrith Descartes vs. popsicledeath - For fagging up the football thread among many, many other crimes.
Lithose vs. Aldarion - I actually like both of these guys but Lithose gets the vote for making posts that take half an hour to read.
Bubbles vs. RobXIII - Coin flip.
Xequecal vs. Oblio - I mostly like Oblio's posts
Daezuel vs. Tmac - Another tough one. As much as I would like to vote for the crybaby Rams fan, it just can't overcome the other guy.
Foler vs. Alkorin - Easy vote
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